I thought yesterday was already bad enough, with Bella Thorne showing off that lucky bastard in her bed , but now I have to find out she’s also taking sweaty bikini hikes with Kevin f&%$ing Nealon? I already had a hard enough time trying to keep up with Bella’s dating life. Until yesterday, I thought she was still into girls . But at least with Kevin Nealon, we get videos of her sweating in a bikini top. I guess I’ll take it.
I thought yesterday was already bad enough, with Bella Thorne showing off that lucky bastard in her bed , but now I have to find out she’s also taking sweaty bikini hikes with Kevin f&%$ing Nealon? I already had a hard enough time trying to keep up with Bella’s dating life. Until yesterday, I thought she was still into girls . But at least with Kevin Nealon, we get videos of her sweating in a bikini top. I guess I’ll take it.
Look, I can handle Kendall Jenner pretending to be a model . At least she’s hot. But I don’t understand why people are still booking Kylie Jenner for gigs. She reminds me way too much of her gross older sister. And no, I’m not talking about Kim. The other, even chunkier one. Anyway, here’s Kylie doing a photoshoot for Flaunt Magazine , and I guess maybe they were doing some kind of special issue on teenagers who’ve already had way too much plastic surgery and look like 40-year-old cougars? It’s the only thing that makes sense.
Chrissy Teigen already had some incredible boobs—that is something we can all agree on—but her post baby boobs… damn. That’s really all I can think of to say is, damn Chrissy Teigen’s post baby boobs are hugely incredible. … read more
She’s like, so deep and stuff . Solange Posts About Her Wedding Day Thanks to Beyoncé and the paps, we already had quite a good look at Solange’s special day. But Monday night the bride took to Instagram and posted a few mementos of her own including this one: So beautiful, riiiiight? We love how everything she said is so touching and poetic. Hit the flip for a few more beautiful moments…
To fuck with the masses of men who feel like they have too small of a cock, because despite what the media tells you, size does matter and every girl I’ve talked to has loved every big dick she’s had, and laughed about every small dick she’s had…mainly my small dick…that’s how I know it happened… This dude, who is cheesy as fuck, straight from 1992, because I guess that’s where Ireleand is at, was born with a 10 inch peen, which in Ireland is like having a 42 inch peen, it just doesn’t happen to those white dudes, that’s why they fight so much…small penis rage…decided to make it bigger because…he wanted “a monster”… That makes me laugh, and I can assume he’s already had numerous porn offers. As for the rest of us with small penis, the only hope is young chicks who don’t know better, fat chicks who are so lonely they will take anyone, broke chicks who are so broke they will take anyone, single mom’s who have horrible shredded vaginas that they are willing to not fill so that their kid has some security, there are hookers, and BONER PILLS THAT MAKE YOUR DICK ALL THE DICK IT CAN BE EVEN IF YOUR DICK IS PATHETIC AND THAT’S NOT SAYING MUCH This dude is ridiculous…