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Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Covers of the Day

So the biggest news on my social media – as of last night was that Kate Upton is the covergirl of this year’s Sports Illustrated issue that doesn’t matter, that no one cares about, but that the idiots at SI SWIM think is a sure shot, that will get press because there is a story and she’s gone onto be their saving grace the last 10 years as their beach gets flooded from the melting ice caps, which to them is instagram…a place where anyone can imitate their “prestigious” and “expensive” shoots with a fucking iphone…where the girls…so many girls are as hot if not hotter than the models they use…because let’s face it…they aren’t innovative, interesting, and the proof is in the big titty pudding… I will assume that Kate Upton’s rich family either owns the magazine, or is fucking the publisher, or was just their meal ticket and figure – let’s take the press…we know we are only selling 10 issues anyway… The good news is that she’s not as fat as she was in her fat years…she works out now….and her tits are still big…but photoshopped catalog bathing suit pics of a tired bitch, instead of hunting and finding a new hot bitch, is just not sustainable…it’s a flawed business…because sure it’s “trending” on Facebook…but because SI SWIM has good PR and the Media is a fucking scam…it’s not because people like it, think it’s hot, or care… Awesome photoshopped bikini pics of bitches we are tired of us and can see naked on google… THANKS FOR THAT BRO…. What garbage…garbage they hope saves their business…they even call her “Kate The Great”….which is more like “Kate the One White Trash Who Buy Our Bullshit Like Cuz She’s Been Marketed Right”…. I mean I guess SI has always fucking sucked… Here she is on the promo tour… They paid Jimmy Kimmel to announce it like this bullshit matters… The post Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Covers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amber Rose Gives TERRIBLE Financial Advice

There are lessons to be learned from the past, according to Amber Rose . “I feel like I’m in a position to give advice to women because I’ve made all of these mistakes,” Rose tells Time Magazine of her book, How to Be A Bad Bitch .  “I am a mogul. I have a bunch of businesses, I’m now an actress, I’m an author, I went on an entire world tour and I don’t even sing. So if that doesn’t tell you that I am an entrepreneur, then I don’t know what does.” One of Rose’s lessons learned happened when it came time to file her 2011 taxes.   “One of the biggest financial mistakes that I ever made was making a lot of money—I wanna say I made $1 million in 2011—and I spent all of it,” she recalled.  “And then after that, I had to pay taxes, and I did not have money for the taxes, and I was like, ‘I cannot believe I did this.’ “And I really had to start over … I know a whole lot of people that don’t pay taxes. And it comes back to bite you in the ass. Trust me. “So I did pay all my taxes off, and I feel amazing now, but it took a lot of hard work.” View Slideshow: 18 Surprising Jobs These Celebrities Actually Held Rose has advice for women who want to reach financial success and achieve their goals, and they’re…unorthodox. “Being a dancer definitely was like being in business school, because I constantly spoke to people. I mean, I literally had to persuade a man to give me money out of his pocket. And I apply that to my daily life. “Even getting a book, you have to have an initial meeting—Hi, Simon and Schuster!—with the publisher, and you have to sell yourself.” ““Really, fully research every aspect of the business that you’re trying to get into,” Rose says. “Explain to your friends that you won’t always be able to hit the club with them when you’re trying to save money. “If they’re your friends, they’ll respect it.” If they keep haunting you, this will shut them up right quick: “Tell them that you’re trying to save up for whatever it may be, and if they want you to come out with them then it has to be their treat .” The phone will go silent after that.  Trust me.  Then you’ll have all the time in the world to focus on your dreams. I have not found success with this next tip.  To be fair, I never though to try it. “As women, we’re fortunate enough to use our seductive skills in order to be able to get money from our significant others,” Rose explains. “I also talk about seduction in the book. A lot of women don’t know how to seduce a man. Go on… “It is extremely easy once you get to that point, and you can get anything you want out of them,” Rose said.  “And I know it might sound messed up, but once you get to that point, it’s not using. “It’s not using a man, it’s literally getting what you want by any means necessary.” Do you spend that money right away?  Do you save up for a house?  Where does the seduction money go , Amber Rose? Some weren’t pleased with the model’s advice, and made their feelings known via Twitter.  Unfortunately, Rose didn’t care. “Lol y’all are so Corny So it’s wrong to ask ur “Significant other” (The person u care about) to help u financially so u can reach ur goal?”  I have so many questions that will go unanswered. View Slideshow: Amber Rose Selfies: Look at Me!

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Bobby Brown Inks Deal for ‘Raw and Unvarnished’ Memoir

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In a statement issued through the publisher, Brown calls the memoir a journey through his “crazy, exciting, fascinating world.”

Bobby Brown Inks Deal for ‘Raw and Unvarnished’ Memoir

In White Folks News: Slizzard Supermodel Kate Moss Booted From Plane, Calls Pilot A “Basic B***ch”

Kate Upton Kicked Off Flight And Calls Pilot A “Basic B**tch” REALLY, Kate ??? Via DailyMail Kate Moss called the pilot of an easyJet flight a ‘basic b****’ as she was led off the plane after drinking vodka she pulled from her cabin luggage, fellow passengers have said. The 41-year-old supermodel was flying back from Bodrum, Turkey – where she had been celebrating the 50th birthday of actress friend Sadie Frost – when the incident happened. She was escorted from the plane by police at Luton Airport after becoming ‘disruptive’, causing the pilot to phone ahead and ask officers to meet the flight. No arrests were made. A fellow passenger on flight EZY2232 has claimed Moss was refused alcohol and poured herself vodka from her cabin luggage before the incident. She told MailOnline: ‘She called the pilot a “basic b****” as police led her off the plane, she was a little drunk and had a disagreement with another passenger on the flight as she was refused alcohol and then went to serve her own vodka from her cabin luggage. ‘But she was not aggressive to anyone and was funny really, the easyJet crew was acting out of proportion.’ Basic b**** is a US slang term for a woman whose behaviour is unoriginal or clichéd. LMAO @ that definition. Who taught Kate Moss about “basic b**ches”??? Image via WENN

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Naya Rivera Is Planning To Release A “Juicy” Tell-All Memoir

Naya Rivera Releasing A Tell-All Memoir Naya Rivera has a story to sell. She just announced that she’s sold a memoir entitled Sorry, Not Sorry: Dreams, Mistakes, and Growing Up , set for a late Spring 2016 release date. In addition to talking about her life as a child star and rising to popularity on the cast of “Glee,” Naya is supposedly planning to delve into her broke & struggling days as a Hooters waitress and discuss her dating life. So does this mean we’re going to find out where things went left with Big Sean and how she ended up STILL getting married and knocked up five minutes later? Via E!online : While she doesn’t confirm exactly what kind of stories she’s going to tell, a source tells E! News readers can expect the actress to be very candid. “She’s going to be very honest and real. She talks about growing up poor and all the trouble she had when she was younger,” the source tells us. The insider adds, “It’s things that a lot of woman can relate to…She talks about having to choose between her career and school and she shares all the crazy jobs she had before landing Glee,” like working at Hooters. And of course, Naya will also be “giving lots of Glee behind-the-scenes secrets.” “A cast member of 1990s sitcoms such as Family Matters and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Rivera struggled for years after finding stardom as a child,” Publisher’s Weekly stated for the release. “Chronicling her path from riches to rags and back again—she was a Hooters waitress at one point, before landing the role of Santana Lopez on the Fox hit Glee—the book will be a warts-and-all account.” The book, which will be released next spring, is said to include “candid thoughts on topics ranging from dating… to the challenges of being mixed-race in Hollywood.” Well we’ve already heard some of her interesting views on race …this book should be entertaining at least. Will you be copping a copy?

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Tender Love: Solange Shares Photos And A Few Poetic Words About Her Newlywed Matrimony-dom

  She’s like, so deep and stuff . Solange Posts About Her Wedding Day Thanks to Beyoncé and the paps, we already had quite a good look at Solange’s special day. But Monday night the bride took to Instagram and posted a few mementos of her own including this one: So beautiful, riiiiight? We love how everything she said is so touching and poetic. Hit the flip for a few more beautiful moments…

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Janice Dickinson Steps Forward As One Of Bill Cosby’s Alleged Victims – “I Was Sexually Assaulted By This Man”

Wow… these allegations are piling all the way up . With two other alleged victims having come forward with their decades old stories of sexual assault at the hands of Bill Cosby, other women claiming to recall being victimized by the rich and powerful comedian are stepping forward. In a somewhat shocking twist, “America’s first supermodel” and tabloid fixture Janice Dickinson has come forward and claimed that she too was drugged and forced to have sex with Bill back in the early 80′s. Via ETonline : With rape allegations against Bill Cosby mounting, supermodel Janice Dickinson tells ET in a new interview that the comedian sexually assaulted her in 1982. Dickinson, now 59, recalls first meeting Cosby, now 77, when her agent set up a meeting with him to hire her for a role on The Cosby Show. After they had dinner, she says their next conversation was when he called her out of the blue while she was in rehab for drugs and alcohol. Following her stay in rehab, Dickinson says Cosby reached out to her during a trip to Bali and had her travel to Lake Tahoe, because he was performing there and wanted to offer her the job they had discussed as well as help her with a singing career. Dickinson says they had dinner in Lake Tahoe, and claims that he gave her a glass of red wine and a pill, which she asked for because she was menstruating and had stomach pains. And that’s when she tells ET that things took a disturbing turn. “The next morning I woke up, and I wasn’t wearing my pajamas, and I remember before I passed out that I had been sexually assaulted by this man,” she tells ET. “… Before I woke up in the morning, the last thing I remember was Bill Cosby in a patchwork robe, dropping his robe and getting on top of me. And I remember a lot of pain. The next morning I remember waking up with my pajamas off and there was semen in between my legs.” Dickinson also says she tried to write about the assault in her 2002 autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty: The Accidental Life of the World’s First Supermodel , but claims that when she submitted a draft with her full story to HarperCollins, Cosby and his lawyers pressured her and the publisher to remove the details. “I’m doing this because it’s the right thing to do, and it happened to me, and this is the true story,” she says about coming out with her story now. “I believe all the other women.” Dickinson says that keeping the alleged sexual assault a secret for 32 years drove her to a life of hurting herself. “Stuffing feelings of rape and my unresolved issued with this incident has drove me into a life of trying to hurt myself because I didn’t have counsel and I was afraid,” she says. “I was afraid of the consequences. I was afraid of being labeled a whore or a slut and trying to sleep my way to the top of a career that never took place.” But now Dickinson, who says she never confronted Cosby after the alleged incident, doesn’t mince words when it comes to what she would say to him now. “How dare you,” she says. “Go f*ck yourself. How dare you take advantage of me. And I hope you rot.” Damn… look what you started, Hannibal Buress . This is probably REALLY going to catch fire now that an actual “name” in the industry is coming forward. What, if anything, do you think will happen to Bill Cosby now?

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Selena Gomez Slutty for Instagram of the Day

Apparently, this is Selena Gomez for Harper’s Bazaar shoot, that she posted on her instagram, wearing some cage-like bathing suit that may or may not remind you of the cage you built in your basement hoping to lock Selena Gomez in after kidnapping her, even though you live in another state than her, you’re just a weirdo with a lot of time on your hands, with a dream – that some may call a creepy obsession, even if I think it’s justified, because she’s cute and apparently smart and strategic in all she does…a secret producer on Springbreakers, making 10s of millions of dollars…to a fake girlfriend to Bieber…she’s got it all figured out…and I can’t think of any better girl for your creepy pervert ass to lock in your basement…I just don’t think you have what it takes to make your dreams come true…because you’re a fucking loser…but at least you got the cage built..that’s more than you’ve ever got on any project you’ve had in your life… Yes. I just turned Selena Gomez and her hot tits into a one-sided conversation with a fantasy reader who wants to abudct Selena Gomez and lock her in a cage in his basement… Maybe you should just focus on the possible fake titty – small implant…it’s nice.

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Barbara Palvin Sucking Popsicles for Guy Aroch of the Day

There were once rumours that Barbara Palvin was dating Bieber, when she did her first Victoria’s Secret Fashion show at 18, because Victoria’s Secret wanted to cover up the fact that the model who actually banged Bieber was Miranda Kerr, married mom on the gold digger program – with clearly and present perversion…it was bad for the brand… But I’ve heard that Barbara Palvin is more into the black dudes, the pro athletes…and really I don’t even know why I know that, it’s not like I keep track of 21 year old Hungarian models…I just like them when they are naked…or half naked…or I guess channelling the 70s sucking popsicles…because it reminds me of a simpler time…I’m just bummed that when doing this 70s shoot, no bush was exposed in the process, because bush is the most important thing that happened int he 70s, at least according to me, who can’t even look at a vagina – unless it is wearing a furry pubic hair hat….

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Miranda Stars in stepGIRLS VS Creepettes of the Day

We do this thing where we battle our friends over at creepstreet …in some wrestling “we do it better than you”…format competition that we are all winners in…called CREEPETTES VS. StepGIRLS…. You know their promo model team, versus ours…and it’s all in good fun and just a solid excuse to get girls on board and naked…and amazing… So here’s Miranda – who you can follow – msalii for Creepstreet vs step_girls I call this shoot – titties on the tracks….

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