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Jennifer Lopez’s Fake Ass Was the Only Thing Real at the Mayweather Fight of the DAy

Posted on August 28, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I watched a livefeed on Instagram put out by some vine star for his fans, not that I am on of his fans, I just don’t believe in cable, or contributing to staged, commercial, candy coated, promoter produced and fought fights, it’s corrupt nonsense and no matter how much the people believe or want to believe…or how many people tune into something and contribute to the hype like a bunch of fucking lemming drone pieces of shit…it’s still fake fucking news garbage…and we’re just being scammed.. That’s why old lady J.Lo’s ass at the event is the only thing that was real, even if it isn’t a real ass at all and she’s had work done on it to try to continue to stay relevant earning that stupid money…knowing that her ass is key in the equation…no matter how old she is…so at 100 fucking years old…she’ll still have that fat round ass or some shit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lopez’s Fake Ass Was the Only Thing Real at the Mayweather Fight of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halle Berry Tits in a Black Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on August 28, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Halle Berry posted this picture of her head cut off for those of you who like your women with their heads cut off – either because you’re some kind of freakshow psychopath with a samurai sword collection in your basement who was never quite able to get over his ripping the heads off his sister’s barbie erotica from his youth… Or you’ve fucked some butter faces in your day, but know that there are some hot asses out there, often times on busted faces, because busted faces need to workout and try to be hot….especially as they age…melting away…like Halle Berry… This really could be anyone and she’s just posting it to troll…who knows…but it happened…and it was not that exciting.. The post Halle Berry Tits in a Black Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elizabeth Hurly is Still in Bikinis at 1000 years Old of the Day

Posted on February 1, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elizabeth Hurley is really trying to increase sales for the Elizabeth Hurley bikini line…a line that I guess makes her money of her own…to give her a little confidence in herself that at 50 she’s still hot enough to be half naked…especially when inspired by cash…because she’s done way worse than half naked in the name of cash…whether in actual cash, or lifestyle via men….because she was an original Sugar Baby, celebrity girlfriend who got herself famous riding the coattails of Hugh Grant……. But today…she runs her own destiny…unless this new bikini hustle is her investor or partner demanding her to post half naked pics to increase sales…or maybe it is financed by someone she fucks, because why spend your own money…. Some puppets or in her case sex toys remain puppets forever…even when they have their own money…they like to be controlled….and when they look like Liz Hurley…even in her 50s…they are the kind of puppet or sex toy…y you’d like to keep in a cage in your basement to cum inside cuz it won’t get pregnant like when you kidnap young captives… The post Elizabeth Hurly is Still in Bikinis at 1000 years Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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12 Signs Natural Beauty Is Back In 2016

Posted on January 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

10 Signs Natural Beauty Standards Are Coming Back In 2016 Drop the contour stick and cancel your basement booty shot appointment. Unrealistic Instagram beauty is going out of style! We’ve compiled a list of 12 social cues that prove realistic beauty standards are making a comeback this year!

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Britney Spears Round-Up of the Day

Posted on October 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What the world needs more of…is Disney queen Britney Spears…in shorts…or playing dead…or giving the finger…or at the beach all while under conservatorship because I like seeing a product her family created…well into her 30s…still being a product for her family to sell to the masses and monetize…with total disregard for her well-being or happiness…like she’s a dancing little puppet with no soul…because they’ve made her a dancing little puppet with no soul..and the fact that is legal..while locking down a girl in your basement for your own song and dance isn’t…blows my mind….and she’s still got a pretty great ass…in shorts..for a mom… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Game Of Thrones Girls in Magazines of the Day

Posted on March 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch Game of Thrones. I don’t find the girls on Game of Thrones hot, but I have a feeling that there are a lot of virgin losers, I’m talking to you, who love everything about these girls, strictly because they are on Game of Thrones, and your whole love affair with dragons, and fairies amd all that other bullshit, fantasy, virgin loser stuff outweighs everything about these girls…and that fantasy shit is the reason you created a shrine in your basement, where you plan on marrying the blow-up doll version of one of these girls…because that’s what very very very lonely people do… So here is Natalie Dormer for SELF Magazine Here’s Emilia Clarke for Hollywood Reporter…where she announced that she turned down the Fifty Shades of Grey part because she doesn’t like being naked…which translates into Emilia Clarke doesn’t matter….but here are her pics anyway because I guess a new sexon is about to happen… The post Game Of Thrones Girls in Magazines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Slutty for Instagram of the Day

Posted on October 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently, this is Selena Gomez for Harper’s Bazaar shoot, that she posted on her instagram, wearing some cage-like bathing suit that may or may not remind you of the cage you built in your basement hoping to lock Selena Gomez in after kidnapping her, even though you live in another state than her, you’re just a weirdo with a lot of time on your hands, with a dream – that some may call a creepy obsession, even if I think it’s justified, because she’s cute and apparently smart and strategic in all she does…a secret producer on Springbreakers, making 10s of millions of dollars…to a fake girlfriend to Bieber…she’s got it all figured out…and I can’t think of any better girl for your creepy pervert ass to lock in your basement…I just don’t think you have what it takes to make your dreams come true…because you’re a fucking loser…but at least you got the cage built..that’s more than you’ve ever got on any project you’ve had in your life… Yes. I just turned Selena Gomez and her hot tits into a one-sided conversation with a fantasy reader who wants to abudct Selena Gomez and lock her in a cage in his basement… Maybe you should just focus on the possible fake titty – small implant…it’s nice.

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Selena Gomez Slutty for Instagram of the Day

Posted on October 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently, this is Selena Gomez for Harper’s Bazaar shoot, that she posted on her instagram, wearing some cage-like bathing suit that may or may not remind you of the cage you built in your basement hoping to lock Selena Gomez in after kidnapping her, even though you live in another state than her, you’re just a weirdo with a lot of time on your hands, with a dream – that some may call a creepy obsession, even if I think it’s justified, because she’s cute and apparently smart and strategic in all she does…a secret producer on Springbreakers, making 10s of millions of dollars…to a fake girlfriend to Bieber…she’s got it all figured out…and I can’t think of any better girl for your creepy pervert ass to lock in your basement…I just don’t think you have what it takes to make your dreams come true…because you’re a fucking loser…but at least you got the cage built..that’s more than you’ve ever got on any project you’ve had in your life… Yes. I just turned Selena Gomez and her hot tits into a one-sided conversation with a fantasy reader who wants to abudct Selena Gomez and lock her in a cage in his basement… Maybe you should just focus on the possible fake titty – small implant…it’s nice.

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10 Creepy Endangered Bugs You Shouldn’t Squish

Posted on September 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Photo via Virgin Media Before your survival instinct kicks in and you grab a shoe to smack these spiders, beetles, snails, and other insects, keep in mind: They might be creepy, but that doesn’t make them less important to the ecosystem. All the bugs shown here are endangered, so the chances of coming across one in your basement are pretty slim — but if you do have a confrontation, it’s best to remember you might be looking at one of the few examples of an extremely rare species.

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Monika Jagaciak in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Monika but her nickname is “Jac”, she is some Polish model who was born in 1994 and she’s posing in Interview Magazine in her bikini and you’re liking it because you are like me and before writing the post assumed she wasn’t 16 years old, which I guess isn’t illegal for me since I am in Canada and I can fuck her or another 16 year old Polish immigrant like her without worrying about getting arrested, even if the sex is really fucking dirty, but you can’t….but what you can do is pretend you have an interest in fashion photography and that it is not your fault Interview magazine are kiddie pornographers…It’s not like you’re recruiting the neighbor’s babysitter to model in your basement like you were Roman Polanski, you’re just staying on top of the trends…I figure that’s a pretty good excuse…I also figured I needed to add some half naked to the site today, cuz shit up until now has been boring, and here it is…

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