There was a revolutionary movie called THIRTEEN that I am sure at least one of you perverts has on DVD and has watched so many times the DVD doesn’t work anymore, it’s got fucking LASER burns on it or some shit… That movie was written by this BIKINI wearing actress named Nikki Reed….who was also in the movie, and who is no longer 13 but 30 but who reminds us that once a slut always a slut and that we love sluts. These are not nearly slutty enough, but she’s older and richer and doesn’t need to slut the way she one slutted…but we are perverts and have the ability to find the slut in everything….it’s like how hippies see the beauty in everything but with more masturbation.
In the single most important news, Kendall Jenner, who has more than just daddy issues thanks to her daddy becoming her mommy…but also deeper rooted issues thanks to her actual mom managing her at a young age, exploiting her, putting her on TV, and earning money off her, turning her into some kind of marketing hook, that she was able to spin into being a fashion model while the rest of the family was just gutter trash with large social media reach, but not built for fashion, more built for hip hop music videos, which I guess didn’t work against them in any fucking way….especially the RAY J music video Kim K starred in… Kendall Jenner…posted a topless fashionable instagrammy selfie…and you may or may not be excited by it…because she had the audacity to censor out her tits…rude. Here is her Kylie being a slutty teen mom
I don’t find Bella Hadid appealing at all, but people are sucked into her lie and the marketing hype around her, so I guess I’ll participate in what I think was the ugly daughter of a rich family, that wanted so much to be the pretty girl in the family, that she rode her coattails until people felt compelled to give her work, and accepted her look as exotic or ethnic or unique…when really it wasn’t marketable at all unless she was auditionning to be a rat at the local theater production, something I’m sure she’s not doing because she has no talent beyond standing around getting paid to tag brands on her social media feed. This is styling, smoke and mirrors and it worked and she’s in a bathing suit doing bathing suit things…and what the fuck else do you expect me to say about it. Here she is in some see through shit
Hailey Baldwin is some Stephen Baldwin that stuck to a uterus before he became a preacher to deal with his addictions – you know Jesus is the remedy to all self involved dickheads with drug, booze and sex addictions because they found some fame riding some coattails, and that fame was enough for push everywhere to want to be fucked by him, leading to whatever the fuck this little slut is… I know she spins it as a model, and I know she gets paid as an “influencer”….because she has social media reach…and I know she gets paid alot because she can command a lot from riding the coattails…making her “relevant” enough for brands…but I call bullshit… She’s just another rich kid with connected parents leveraging for her ego…a spoiled brat, lazy and uninteresting, not even that hot…and now showing nipple pasty because she’s edgy…or wants to be edgy and has no idea what edgy is thanks to being raised in a fucking bubble.. The fact these idiots are followed or praised or paid is offensive to me… So many more deserving people, more creative, more interesting, more fun, not just weirdo rich kids staring at their iphones with their social following their only value… Garbage Humans….they offer nothing to the world – not even good jerk off material.. I blame Zuckerberg for creating these idiots. The post Hailey Baldwin Nipple Pasty for Some Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I wonder if this is the face Toni Garrn made when LEONARDO DICAPRIO – Her boyfriend for a minute, who was obviously fucking other girls during that minute, because none of these dudes commit to these models, and if they are famous and rich enough, these models put their dignity and self worth aside, to ensure they get as much press as they can for fucking LEONARDO DICAPRIO – even if AIDS (not a death sentence) come with his cum…. She’s showing her model nipple at a fashion party – because she’s a fashion model – and the whole thing isn’t a new concept – we’ve all seen her nipple – I’ve posted it before – you can google it…but I’m not going to bother…I like to pretend it’s the first time…like it was her first time putting herself out there…despite the story her likely herpes tell…you know that’s she’s been there and done that… But in my defence, everytime I eat out a prostitute I am a mind over matter kind of guy, who delusional sure, but very good at tricking myself into think that sour taste is just her natural crack whore fluids…and not 6 – 10 other dudes’ cum…dripping down my damn face.. I mean what kind of guy goes down on a street hooker…a pretty terrible one..but the nice thing is there’s a lot of similarities between these million dollar models and street hookers so I feel like I can relate to their kind while staring at their slutty outfits… GOOD TIMES…. Oh…and she’s German…so she must be loving this Neo Nazi approach to American politics….that and being shit on…Germans fucking love being shit on…on and Jews…love the jews… The post Toni Garrn SEE Through Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elizabeth Hurley is really trying to increase sales for the Elizabeth Hurley bikini line…a line that I guess makes her money of her own…to give her a little confidence in herself that at 50 she’s still hot enough to be half naked…especially when inspired by cash…because she’s done way worse than half naked in the name of cash…whether in actual cash, or lifestyle via men….because she was an original Sugar Baby, celebrity girlfriend who got herself famous riding the coattails of Hugh Grant……. But today…she runs her own destiny…unless this new bikini hustle is her investor or partner demanding her to post half naked pics to increase sales…or maybe it is financed by someone she fucks, because why spend your own money…. Some puppets or in her case sex toys remain puppets forever…even when they have their own money…they like to be controlled….and when they look like Liz Hurley…even in her 50s…they are the kind of puppet or sex toy…y you’d like to keep in a cage in your basement to cum inside cuz it won’t get pregnant like when you kidnap young captives… The post Elizabeth Hurly is Still in Bikinis at 1000 years Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Stella Hudgens is High School Musical Vanessa Hudgens’ little rounder sister, bustier sister who I don’t think is really in the industry, or even works… Because there are two kids of siblings of famous people, those who try to be in the industry as hard as they can to be like the other sisters of yesteryear…who ended up getting knocked up early on…like Solange, Jamie-Lynn Spears and Ashlee Simpson…. And those who just ride the coattails because it’s less pressure, you get to benefit from all the fun without any of the other nonsense.. When you crave that male attention to validate you…you can just post a tit pic to instagram to the fans you only have because of your sister… If you’re more into her sister – VANESSA – Here she is in some nerd costume…that creeps me out but that you love. CLICK HERE The post Stella Hudgens Shitty Hand Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is bringing back the 40 year old tits that she’s built a social following off of..because she pretends to be 18…a tactic she learned being a stage mom trying to get her daughters the career she ended up getting for herself – because they decided to be hipsters..hipsters who she took to Coachella as they ride her coattails as lecherous children do….loving the fame Bella has that could have been there, comparing tits with her for the social following that has led to an acting career…an acting career that is pretty irrelevant but still more amazing than most girls whoring out in instagram including but not limited to her daughter who is packaged as her sister – because it contributes to their lie storyline… Bring out the tits like a slut, people love tits, do it jokingly, people will find you charming not slutty, like a quirky little redhead out to take it all…because it’s an easy time to take the fuck over because the internet is filled with retards that are easy to manipulate….especially when they can’t tell you smell like Salami… Whores. The post Bella Thorne Tits in a Bikini with her Whore Sister of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kenya’s still P’Oed at Tamar… Kenya Moore Blasts Tamar Braxton Kenya Moore recently talked about the upcoming season of “Real Housewives Of Atlanta” and dished on her beef with Tamar Braxton. As previously reported things got nasty between the two when Tamar called Kenya “thirsty ” and Kenya clapped back by calling her edgeless . Via Enstarz: On Tamar Braxton: It’s so interesting because this is not the first time I’ve heard that and I was on her show, “The Real” last week, and we were all very pleasant to one another and I think that was the only time I’ve met her in person and there was a very pleasant exchange. So, to see her say that on Bravo, which is my family and that’s my home… So you’re going to come into my house and disrespect me? I couldn’t just stay quiet about that. If it was someone else, I would just ignore it like I always do. But you don’t get to come into my house and disrespect me. I was disappointed by her but I will always be nice to her. And I will continue to be nice to her because that’s just who I am. But sometimes, when people see you shining–again, she was in my house so maybe she felt some type of way about that. She also talked about being labeled a “mean girl” and being never wanting someone’s “man, husband or boyfriend”; like Apollo Nida. On being labeled a “mean girl” and a “man stealer.” I’d see sometimes, early on, that I was being called a “mean girl.” I think it’s very clear that I don’t start trouble, trouble tries to find me and I sort of end arguments. I don’t start them. I think that the viewers have clearly seen that from season one to two. The other thing is about this whole going after someone’s man or things like that… I’ve never been interested in anyone’s man, husband, boyfriend and I’m actually that girl you want to have around if you have a boyfriend or a man or a husband, because I’m so not interested. I am the one, that if they come to me I send them back home basically saying, “You know you have no chance over here.” I’m a real girl’s girl. I love to support other women. I love beautiful women. I love confident women. Throughout my years of being a personality, I think that speaks for itself about me in terms of relationships with my boyfriends who have all been very quiet about me. I’ve never had a reputation in that regard. And as far as her catch fade partner Porsha Williams …. On laughing with (her “enemy”) Porsha Williams in a clip for the show Well, I was laughing with Nene in that clip. You know, when people make fun of me for silly stuff, I always have fun with it and make fun of myself… I’m cordial with all of the women and some of them are really my friends on and off-camera. I think you’ll be able to see who those people are when you watch the show as well. On Porsha’s demotion and starting a “new corner” Um, honestly I don’t have any thoughts about it. Well, it’s not necessarily a new corner. It’s just that I’ve made people relevant on this show for negative occurrences and I’m just not doing that any more. I think people need to stand on their own two feet and not ride my coattails, and you see when they don’t ride my coattails, they don’t get very far. Oh Kenya….what do YOU think about her chitchatter about the upcoming season????
Michael Lohan is slamming the director of Inferno , Matthew Wilder, for lying about firing Lindsay from the lead role in his upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic. Celebuzz talked to Michael who claims that, in no uncertain terms, “Lindsay left Inferno. Wilder can shove it up his butt. She didn’t want to do that movie.” “He’s full of it. He was trying to ride our coattails.” ADVENTURES OF MILO : Today’s task? Defend daughter’s name! Lindsay Lohan’s highly-anticipated lead role in Inferno had been in limbo after failing drug tests, spending a few weeks in jail and landing in rehab indefinitely. This caused shooting to be delayed, at which point Wilder said he let Lohan go and replaced her with Malin Akerman . It made sense … but MiLo’s crying foul. “She doesn’t need to do a movie like that,” Michael Lohan said. “Give me a break. What a great thing to do for a girl that’s going through recovery.” “Put her in a position to act in a position where she’s a drug addict. Real genius, and he cares, right? Come on. Biggest hypocrite on the planet.” “If he wants to say he fired my daughter, let him say to to my face.” Your move, Wilder.
