Noah Cyrus is fucking junk… She’s just a spoiled rich kid showing the world that even if you have no talent or looks, you can still make a lot of money thanks to people giving you handouts because they like your last name….your sister…your dad…whoever. This is a prime example of a person benefitting fully from who she was born to…if Noah Cyrus was born in Ohio she would be a cam girl, too lazy to work at the mall….into the male attention…cuz ugly girls like being jacked off to like they were hot girls….which is what this is all about. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Noah Cyrus Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nikki Reed started her career by writing a movie about being a teen slut called THIRTEEN where she introduces Evan Rachel Wood to the lesbian life….that she’s never turned away from… And now she’s in a magazine showing some tit…not much tit…but some tit…and that may be all the tit we need…..because it keeps us staring at something good, while the rest of her hard edged big chin face is rotting…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nikki Reed Still Not Hot But Showing TIt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
There was a revolutionary movie called THIRTEEN that I am sure at least one of you perverts has on DVD and has watched so many times the DVD doesn’t work anymore, it’s got fucking LASER burns on it or some shit… That movie was written by this BIKINI wearing actress named Nikki Reed….who was also in the movie, and who is no longer 13 but 30 but who reminds us that once a slut always a slut and that we love sluts. These are not nearly slutty enough, but she’s older and richer and doesn’t need to slut the way she one slutted…but we are perverts and have the ability to find the slut in everything….it’s like how hippies see the beauty in everything but with more masturbation.
There was a revolutionary movie called THIRTEEN that I am sure at least one of you perverts has on DVD and has watched so many times the DVD doesn’t work anymore, it’s got fucking LASER burns on it or some shit… That movie was written by this BIKINI wearing actress named Nikki Reed….who was also in the movie, and who is no longer 13 but 30 but who reminds us that once a slut always a slut and that we love sluts. These are not nearly slutty enough, but she’s older and richer and doesn’t need to slut the way she one slutted…but we are perverts and have the ability to find the slut in everything….it’s like how hippies see the beauty in everything but with more masturbation.
It’s still hard to believe that Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder welcomed their first child together into the world in July. Their relationship has had many ups and downs, and it has given us a lot to write about over the years, but now, they are more unified than ever, and it’s adorable. Nikki was making her way to a Hollywood event on Saturday and took to Instagram to show off her good looks, and jokingly said that her hot date was a breast pump. “On my way to present at @variety ‘s #powerofwomen luncheon and this is my hot date,” she captioned the photo. “Kidding. I have another hot date. But this thing is definitely our third wheel.” We are pleased she threw the “kidding” part in because she could have caused a lot of trouble on social media. The post came just days after Ian apologized for a joke he made about messing with Nikki’s birth control to force her into pregnancy. “We decided that we wanted to have children together, and it was just time. But unbeknownst to poor Nikki, she didn’t realize that I was going to go in her purse and take out her birth control,” he said on Dr. Berlin’s Informed Pregnancy podcast. Naturally, this was met with a lot of criticism from across the world. Simply put, it’s not something to joke about because it’s a very real thing that happens all the time. Ian took swift action and turned to Instagram with a lengthy statement to reveal that he and Nikki both wanted to have a child and that he most certainly did not tamper with her birth control. “We never expect a lighthearted interview we did poking fun at EACH OTHER and how WE chose together to get pregnant, a goofy moment in Barcelona with our two best friends and the anticipation of the start of our journey together as we went from two to three, to turn into something representing a very serious matter,” his post began. “However, if this somehow sheds a light on a topic that definitely needs mainstream attention, then we are grateful for the unintended consequence.” “It’s a shame that outlets chose this as their way into a very serious discussion, as we are certainly not qualified to be the faces of this topic.” “We are two happily married people who chose TOGETHER to have a baby. The end,” he concluded. What do you think about all of this? Sound off below! View Slideshow: Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed Photos: A Whirlwind Romance
I'm pregnant! These famous females didn't want to reveal the biggest news of their lives with two simple words. They wanted to be fun and creative, posting throwback photos… using their pets… sharing snapshots of their existing children hyping a sibling to come… or giving fans a look at the test-based evidence. Click around below to gauge how various celebrities made their exciting announcements to the world. Whose original reveal do you like best? 1. Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder Perfect, right? This is the way Nikki confirmed she was pregnant with Ian’s baby. 2. Beyonce Will this ever be topped? The world may still be discussing the way in which Beyonce announced she was pregnant with twins in early 2017. 3. Olivia Wilde How cute is this?!? Look at the way in which Olivia Wilde announced she is pregnant with another child! 4. Gwen Stefani How did Gwen Stefani announce her third child? Via this photo and the caption: “I was ready to hand over the crown. but I guess I am still queen of the house. #itsaboy #surroundedbyboys.” 5. Kendra Wilkinson It’s positive, alright! Kendra Wilkinson gave followers photographic evidence of her second baby. 6. Stacy Keibler Very well played, Stacy Keibler. Yup, this is a photo of a bun in an oven. View Slideshow
I don’t think Evan Rachel Wood erotica is an actual thing…but she did bang Marilyn Manson, the reason for Columbine, at least once or twice when they were dating and she was showing the world how edgy, GOTH and Dark she is…before ending up with BILLY ELLIOTT…some poofter dancer… DOESN’T MATTER… She was the racy tween in the movie I remember creeps jerking off to called THIRTEEN, based on slutty Nikki Reed’s childhood…and I don’t really know what else she’s done…a bunch of independent things…because she’s edgy… This is some photoshoot promoting who knows what…and this post has been a waste of all of our time – because there’s no TAKEAWAY…but is there ever really a takeaway from the nonsense I shit on these posts, when I’d rather be shit on by the girl in the pics…because it’s a better story…. The post Evan Rachel Wood Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Well, we suppose this was inevitable. Yesterday, social media lost its collective mind over Pepsi’s attempt to cash in on the nation’s current socio-political strife with a commercial in which Kendall Jenner heals America’s ills by handing a cop a cold can of carbonated sugar water. If that sounds like an exaggeration, check out the ad for yourself … Kendall Jenner: SLAMMED For Tone Deaf Pepsi Commercial … it might be your last chance, as Pepsi announced today that in response to growing controversy , the ad will be pulled from its marketing rotation. The company issued the following statement moments ago: “Pepsi was trying to project a global message of unity, peace, and understanding. Clearly, we missed the mark, and we apologize.” (“Ya think?!” Twitter could be heard responding in unison.) The statement continued: “We are pulling the content and halting any further rollout. We also apologize for putting Kendall Jenner in this position.” The only one who should be apologizing to Kendall is her agent for not tossing the script for this tone-deaf piece of performative wokeness in the trash, then tossing the trash can out the window. If you don’t want have the three minutes to spare, or just want to save yourself the pain of watching a soda company try and fail to impress you with its social consciousness, here’s a rundown: Blonde Kendall is modeling when she sees a protest going on and decides to revert back to brunette #WokeBae Kendall and join the resistance. The protesters instantly recognize her #WokeBae-ness and are happy to have her. But what about the cops? Surely, they can’t be happy about this celebrity riling up the crowd, right? Ha! Don’t underestimate the power of #WokeBae Kendall. She cracks a cold Pepsi, and suddenly, the cops are … down with the cause? We’re not really sure. The ending is just one of the many things about this ad that’s confusing as hell, but the contrasting images above circulated on social media and help to underscore what so many found offensive about the spot. Initially, Pepsi went into damage control mode, releasing a statement reading: “This is a global ad that reflects people from different walks of life coming together in a spirit of harmony, and we think that’s an important message to convey.” Wisely, they since decided to change course. Curiously, Kendall has yet to speak out on the controversy at all. Somewhere, we’re sure Caitlyn Jenner is assuring her that none of this would have happened if Ted Cruz had gotten elected . View Slideshow: Kendall Jenner Pepsi Ad Enrages the Internet
