Nikki Reed started her career by writing a movie about being a teen slut called THIRTEEN where she introduces Evan Rachel Wood to the lesbian life….that she’s never turned away from… And now she’s in a magazine showing some tit…not much tit…but some tit…and that may be all the tit we need…..because it keeps us staring at something good, while the rest of her hard edged big chin face is rotting…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nikki Reed Still Not Hot But Showing TIt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Juno Temple is hot, now that I realize who Juno Temple even is. WHO EVEN IS JUNO TEMPLE! I would ask myself at night before falling asleep….. I always just assume she’s the girl in JUNO…but that’s some Canadian Dyke who is annoying…while this one…has been in important shows like Netflix’s Dirty John….their latest viral success after buying to rights to a podcast in a world where everyone cares about podcasts…and I’ve still never listened to a podcast…but I have been listing to Talk Radio for over 20 years as I type my prose, pouring my heart and soul into this computer for all of you…..because music is stupid..unless it’s old music…but the radio never plays old music…unless you listen to talk radio on the weekend when they play their music shows… Point being, Podcast or not, Juno, not the annoying Lesbian Juno, but this Juno has a solid command and understanding on how to wear shorts…. We have already seen her naked . JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Juno Temple is Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Juno Temple has been naked in a bunch of movies and I guess Vinyl, which worked out pretty well for her……..so seeing her tits doesn’t really inspire me…but then again…seeing her tits is better than not seeing her tits….cuz that’s just how life works….even when the tits are weirdly shaped, underdeveloped or over developed, a bare tit is just communicates directly to our souls…it’s probbaly a survival, baby breast feeding, the first thing we see other than afterbirth is tit…and we carry that through life, unless we weren’t breast fed and just end up emotionally detached weirdos like a puppy taken away from its mother too long. I don’t really know who Juno Temple is…but I don’t really know who anyone besides the a list are. Too many whores trying to make it, too many whores who have made it, it’s better to just reduce them to their tits, or lack there of tits, to really celebrate their actual contribution to our lives, because another movie role by an actor who feels she is talented or an artist, is just bullshit noise that takes away from tit. The interesting thing about this shoot for W MAGAZINE is that W MAGAZINE, not a porn site, posts nude and slutty instagram inspired pics of girls The post Juno Temple Almost Naked for W Magazine Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This week, it’s Sin City: A Dame to Kill For to the rescue to save us from the non-nude doldrums! Along with a handful of classic films that have been remastered, it’s definitely a week to spill for! Hit the jump for more pics and info…
Nicole Kidman’s nude scenes in Eyes Wide Shut trump her latest thriller, Before I Go To Sleep . Juno Temple’s T&A will make you horny in Horns , and Kate Hudson goes ass-out in the crime drama Good People .
Some great boob tube choices on DVD/Blu-ray this week, starting out with the fifth season of Nurse Jackie . The medical drama didn’t have much skin action in the first four seasons, that’s why Betty Gilpin ‘s nude debut was such a pleasant surprise. More than pleasant really, it was so amazing that she’s up for a Best Breasts award over at the Peeper’s Choice ! Games of Thrones ’ third season is also hitting shelves, bringing along Rose Leslie ’s nude debut as a girl gone wilding, as well as welcome T&A in the bath from Emilia Clarke , and more. Finally, Juno Temple plays a prostitute that catches Kathryn Hahn ’s eye in Afternoon Delight (2013), and we get an eyeful with topless scenes from both. See pics after the jump!
You’re in luck if you’re on Netflix purely for the skin, because this week the skingy, but sexy, Elizabeth Banks is baring her butt for the first time in The Details (2011). Teri Garr is doing one better by taking two out of her shirt in One from the Heart (1982), and Chain Gang Women (1971) is classic exploitation fare at its finest. Friday the 13th Parts 3 , 4 , 5 , 7 , and 8 aren’t known to be cinematic masterpieces, but still feature some fine horror hoots! Apocalypse Now Redux (2001) adds a lengthy topless scene with Playboy Playmates Cynthia Wood and Colleen Camp , and Kaboom (2010) will cause an explosion in your pants with nude scenes from Juno Temple and Roxane Mesquida ! See pics after the jump!
Django Unchained (2012) hits Blu-ray this week, and Django may be unchained but it’s Kerry Washington that gets unclothed at the 1-hour 31-minute mark. Not Suitable for Children (2012) lives up to its name with two stupendous funbags flashes from Kathryn Beck and Sarah Snook , and the steamy Spanish flick The Sex of the Angels (2012) has heavenly 3Bs from Astrid Berges-Frisbey . Finally, Small Apartments (2012) and Save the Date (2012) are technically non-nude, but still have plenty to look at from Juno Temple and Lizzy Caplan , respectively. C U Next Tuesday, Skin fans, for all the newest and nudest releases on DVD and Blu-ray right here at the Mr. Skin blog!
Here is a clip from a movie that is already out on DVD called Small Apartment, that I have never heard of, but that stars Juno Temple and Tara Holt. Based on this clip, they live together, have a peeper, and put on a show for him, letting them know they are onto him. As a peeper, I feel this is so unrealistic, because everytime I’ve been caught staring into apartments the girls go nuts and call the police, especially when I climb their fire-escape to do it. The idea of a girl getting off to being watched, is strictly for the porn movies and I guess mainstream movies, cuz girls say they like being watched, but they don’t actually mean it, cuz when it happens, all I hear is screams and panic. That said, I think we can all appreciate this clip from the movie.
