In the single most important news, Kendall Jenner, who has more than just daddy issues thanks to her daddy becoming her mommy…but also deeper rooted issues thanks to her actual mom managing her at a young age, exploiting her, putting her on TV, and earning money off her, turning her into some kind of marketing hook, that she was able to spin into being a fashion model while the rest of the family was just gutter trash with large social media reach, but not built for fashion, more built for hip hop music videos, which I guess didn’t work against them in any fucking way….especially the RAY J music video Kim K starred in… Kendall Jenner…posted a topless fashionable instagrammy selfie…and you may or may not be excited by it…because she had the audacity to censor out her tits…rude. Here is her Kylie being a slutty teen mom
Iggy Azalea’s a digusting monster, and here is her weird ass implants she used as a marketing hook, looking totally terrifying…but that doesn’t matter, she’s famous and fucks black guys…they don’t give a fuck about a fat vile ass, in fact – they aim for it when they are cumming…but always seem to miss, knocking up the white woman in question… I am a fat hater when it comes to my wife or when it comes to women in the public figure, I don’t like the whole fat girl with confidence dynamic…it disturbs me… That doesn’t mean I don’t sex with, jerk off to, look at fat chick tits in bikinis in awe…when I am around them in person…or talking to them… When an erection is in hand, not that I get erections, but I am pervert who pretends I do…and when that erection or the idea of that erection is in hand…coupled with being drunk…I fucking love fat chicks, they serve their purpose, are ten time hornier…and do dirty fucking things.. But when they are famous fat chicks, or in this case, fat ass thanks to fat injections used as a marketing hook, because her hip hop talent just wasn’t there…their confidence, ego is all out of whack and it ruins all that is good about being an emotional eating, low self esteem, willing to fuck fat chick.. Well she’s in a bikini and I wouldn’t even call this a Fat Chick…I find it a terrifying botched plastic surgery chick more than anything…. This shit is MANGLED…what are we even looking at…it’s not human..Great ass implants bro…Not that Homie cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Iggy Azalea Proves Back Alley Ass Implants / Brazilian Butt Lifts Don’t Age Well of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Iggy Azalea’s a digusting monster, and here is her weird ass implants she used as a marketing hook, looking totally terrifying…but that doesn’t matter, she’s famous and fucks black guys…they don’t give a fuck about a fat vile ass, in fact – they aim for it when they are cumming…but always seem to miss, knocking up the white woman in question… I am a fat hater when it comes to my wife or when it comes to women in the public figure, I don’t like the whole fat girl with confidence dynamic…it disturbs me… That doesn’t mean I don’t sex with, jerk off to, look at fat chick tits in bikinis in awe…when I am around them in person…or talking to them… When an erection is in hand, not that I get erections, but I am pervert who pretends I do…and when that erection or the idea of that erection is in hand…coupled with being drunk…I fucking love fat chicks, they serve their purpose, are ten time hornier…and do dirty fucking things.. But when they are famous fat chicks, or in this case, fat ass thanks to fat injections used as a marketing hook, because her hip hop talent just wasn’t there…their confidence, ego is all out of whack and it ruins all that is good about being an emotional eating, low self esteem, willing to fuck fat chick.. Well she’s in a bikini and I wouldn’t even call this a Fat Chick…I find it a terrifying botched plastic surgery chick more than anything…. This shit is MANGLED…what are we even looking at…it’s not human..Great ass implants bro…Not that Homie cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Iggy Azalea Proves Back Alley Ass Implants / Brazilian Butt Lifts Don’t Age Well of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sophie Simmons is the fat Gene Simmons daughter that has huge tits KISS fans want to collect…because KISS fans collect all things KISS.. She was never hot, but had huge tits, mainly because she was fat…and instead of learning marketing or using her dad’s fortune to do something productive in her life…she decided…to become…an instagram model.. She signed to an instagram agency, that gave her instagram work and she hired a trainer to drop the 75 pounds she needed to lose, but without losing her tits, because tits were all people cared about her…so you can’t lose your marketing hook, something her dad’s taught her well…coupled with whoring that her mom taught her well…but for some reason…she’s so uneventful at…even half naked posing…. The post Sophie Simmons in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
To say that this was the first year that Sports Illustrated used a plus sized model, when looking at these pictures of what I assume is a pregnant Kate Upton, is just a marketing hook, because no one wants to address the elephant in the bikini and say she’s fat…even though at 17 or 18 when her rich family hired her a PR team to push her to the mainstream, anyone who knows anything about basic biology, or anyone who dated or even worst married the girl from high school with the big saggers…that it is just a matter of time, whether first baby or 20th birthday when the rest of her catches up to her… I mean this is fucking big…and she’s got all the money to afford a trainer, and a cook…she could have really carried herself into a longer lasting career, but now it just looks like she can barely carry herself, as her legs are about to give out on her… This terrifies me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post I Hope Kate Upton is Pregnant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kim Kardashian has figured out that the follow up to the sex tape, was to have a few failed marriages and a kid, because it would distract people from the sex tape, until they stopped caring about her, when all she ever wanted and all she ever knew was people caring about her…. So she shows her ass in fashion magazines, it went viral, they proclaimed it broke the internet, when really it just broke our souls… And she’s back at it, because she loves the attention her ass gets and mooning is her new marketing hook… There was a strategy leak, and not the kind that we’d encourage, like from one of her ass implants, but instead just of her ass from a creepy angle… The magazine comes out February 9. Here’s a preview: VIA LOVE MAGAZINE
A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Jan 27, 2015 at 11:59am PST Here’s Jessica Alba working out on instagram – because people are….about Jessica Alba working out on Instagram, even if Jessica Alba is a washed up celebrity, she’s still a budding billionaire spokesperson for some brand, and more imporatntly, she’s still got a ridiculous body…even if she’s a mom of two…because when you work hard on your billion dollar brand all day, by not actually doing anything other than being Jessica Alba…there’s always time for squats….so much time for squats…in fact that’s all their is to do when the whole business is being run by actual business people using her celebrity as nothing more than a marketing hook…
Lily Allen disappeared to make a bunch of babies the last few years…but there was a time when she was having abortions, when being a huge fat star with no sex appeal, thanks to having connected parents who made her career happen for her, always envious of the other popstars of the time who got more attention.. Well now she’s making a comeback and her whole marketing hook is mocking the girls who twerk on stage…by twerking on stage…and if you ask me, or anyone with half of a fucking brain….they will tell you that girls who hate twerking and find twerking stupid will never twerk to mock twerking….but the girls who want to twerk but are too shy to twerk…will make a joke out of twerking…while twerking… She’s a fucking joke, she’s not hot…and she’s trying by not trying…pathetic to some, but she’s making money by humiliating herself, and if she doesn’t mind….why should we….more importantly, why I am analyzing the psychology of this fat twat who should just retire… I think I’m the one with the issue. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE or CLICK HERE
Apparently this is Lily Allen mocking Beyonce at some club performance in London the other day and the shocking thing about it is not that Lily Allen hates on Beyonce and is using it as a marketing hook, its that I want to have sex with Lily Allen, provided this is actually Lily Allen…and not just some hot tranny doing a show… You see, nothing about Lily Allen is really that sincere, she’s just a tormented rich kid with the right connections, not even her miscarriage was real back when she had that abortion, and now her new hook is to mock the negative image girls are giving out in their music, but at the same time looking more fit than she’s ever looked, making me wonder if her making fun of them, while being them, is an attempt to have more street cred despite being them, or if she’s just one big lie…and then I wonder why I am wondering about Lily Allen…and proceed to punch myself in the dick to see if I still feel…
Miley Cyrus is doing some MTV bullshit, and this is the promotional pic they are using for the shit, that we can assume is designed to be shocking and weird, since that’s been Miley’s marketing hook, keep things as trashy and naked and scandalous as possible and people will notice you…but in a cry wolf situation, you need to constantly step it up so people even notice…cuz even pics of her nipples don’t get noticed…and that’s why they are making her look ridiculous… But I like to think, they are doing a biography on her, and this is Miley’s ancestors before the fame, you know some backwoods inbred shit from the mountains where her country trash dad crawled out of…and that makes it kinda hot….because inbred chicks with rotten teeth are easy…if you are their brother.
