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Selena Gomez Swimsuit of the Day

Selena Gomez still out here in a swimsuit….. It’s not a good thing, but it’s a new thing, cuz Selena Gomez and her endless supply of Organ Donors looks like a whole new fucking person out there… Fatter and dumpier, more troubled despite being rich enough to pay for her troubles to go away, all fucking trying to get some attention to her new face, new tits, fat gut self…in a time when Bieber is married to his actual Soul Mate…who isn’t her…. Bratty rich kids, who at least have the decency to wear a one piece so that I don’t have to see her damn scars…and belly…they creep me out… So here’s some Selena Gomez bikini pervert content for you perverts who have loved her since her days on BARNEY. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Selena Gomez Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Allen Nipples and a New Face of the Day

Lily Allen got a new face… Lily Allen …. Uggghhhh…… The comeback we didn’t need. The tits that were shit 10 years ago. The miscarriage that was an abortion before she became a mom I used to make fun of and lost advertisers and traffic partners over because America is so uptight about abortions even though Abortions are the best form of birth control…you can come in a pregnant bitch with no fear of getting her pregnant cuz she’s already pregnant and if you time it right…it can all go away with a quick little vacuuming…. YUM. Something I can assure you look way better than Lily Allen tits. Here is her new face JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lily Allen Nipples and a New Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Allen Comeback Tour of the Day

So, Lily Allen , a rich kid from the UK who had a career making dumb music for idiots….shit went international…..and she was really fucking famous….has disappeared for a while…I think she crawled into some manor somewhere, got fat, shat out babies, quit her drug addiction…then decided it’s time to come back to the people who love her and her dumb music for idiots… So she wore a sheer top for the paparazzi to remind us that she’s not here to fuck around, she’s just here to bring us the dumb music for idiots that we will be forced to listen to since this generation seems to like remakes of garbage of yesteryear that never should have been. But the tits are out. The post Lily Allen Comeback Tour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Allen Returns To Cast Out All The Toxic People On ‘Trigger Bang’

Lily Allen returns with ‘Trigger Bang,’ the first new music since 2014’s ‘Sheezus,’ featuring Giggs — and it’s all about cutting the most toxic people out of your life.

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Delete Your Account: Check The Numbers, Bitch

This week, Maxwell forgets a woman’s worth, Lily Allen can’t seem to mind her own business, Judd Apatow needs better jokes, Karlie Kloss pretends she’s a Beyoncé fan, and white journalists need to just … stop

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Mark Ronson And Lily Allen Are Back At Work In The Studio

Lily Allen and Mark Ronson are working on new music together.

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Willa Holland May Be Sitting on a Face of the Day

Willa Holland is Steven Spielberg’s God Daughter, who got into acting because she’s Steven Spielberg’s God Daughter….her stepfather, and you know we like stepdaughters, is Brian de Palma, making me assume her mom was some kind of aspiring actress before they were called instagram models.. Well, in being an “artist”…as everyone with no soul aspires to be…because “art”…is substance…she’s become a photographer and posts her “art” photography…but I guess that wasn’t controversial enough..so she posted a pic she took riding some dude’s face… Now – I don’t know if this is WIlla Holland, they are saying it was uploaded to her instagram then deleted, and there is a nerd debate going on about it, because her fans are nerds into comic book shit, and/or the OC… It would make sense for a self portrait in an art college…and uploading it to instagram loving it, only to realize the backlash from friends, family and management, and or designed to generate buzz to promote a new project she’s involved in…then deleting it…just makes sense to me.. I am not a forsenic, celebrity nudity nerd…so I have no idea…if this is Willa Holland or not, but these pics are from her instagram, less interesting, but still good enough, because #art. The post Willa Holland May Be Sitting on a Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Allen Weird Ass Flash of the Day

If you’re wondering what Lily Allen has been doing since her “miscarriage” many years ago, that turned into breeding…and falling off, only to get fat, and then I guess come back, even though she’s been fat since before the kinds and unwanted pregnancies….. I am not sure what this is about, but assume it is her showing off that she’s not in the midst of a miscarriage right now, as her panties aren’t blood soaked and in the corner and named Steven after the man he could have been.. That said, people hate miscarriage jokes. The post Lily Allen Weird Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Allen Midlife Crisis Concert Tour of the Day

Lily Allen doing this whole pretend she’s not in her 30s, dressing like she’s 20, while making fun of the 20 year olds who are booking her on their tours, since they probably listened to her when they were 8, and she was relevant for that summer… I find the whole thing offensive, but I guess I am not one of those people who believes in the whole be yourself, do what you want, do what feels right, even if it stems from insecurity…or seems like it is trying to hard. I am the kind of person who feels that at your 30th birthday, no bikini’s, crop tops, booty shorts, allowed…unless you’re a stripper, in which case your desperation counterbalances the disgustingness…but when you’re rich and don’t need to be doing this…don’t do this…class it up a bit idiot..she’s a fucking mom of two, three if you count the abortion…this is not mom behavior, not even on Halloween…especially not in real life.

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Lily Allen Bikini Pictures

My mother always told me if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all. Well, it’s a good thing I never listen to that old hag because if I did I wouldn’t say that Lily Allen needs to hit the gym and do some deep knee bends, big time!                   Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading