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Lily Allen Nipples and a New Face of the Day

Lily Allen got a new face… Lily Allen …. Uggghhhh…… The comeback we didn’t need. The tits that were shit 10 years ago. The miscarriage that was an abortion before she became a mom I used to make fun of and lost advertisers and traffic partners over because America is so uptight about abortions even though Abortions are the best form of birth control…you can come in a pregnant bitch with no fear of getting her pregnant cuz she’s already pregnant and if you time it right…it can all go away with a quick little vacuuming…. YUM. Something I can assure you look way better than Lily Allen tits. Here is her new face JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lily Allen Nipples and a New Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Tila Tequila Fat Pregnant Fame Whore in a Bikini of the DAy

If you are interested in seeing how TILA TEQUILA got pregnant, here is some footage…. That was back when she tried to have a sex tape to regain the fame she once had…which failed.. So now she’s turned to being pregnant, because she know it will collectively make anyone who remembers TILA TEQUILA from her early nude pics, to her early lesbian porn, to her early myspace fake friends scam that got her a TV show when MTV didn’t understand the internet, to her own army of fans who defended her honour and stuck with her until she pretty much disappeared, only to make headlines for converting to being Jewish 2 years ago…to being a Nazi one year ago…to releasing PORN 6 months ago…to this….want her to throw herself down the stairs… She’s the kinda of pregnant bitch who makes even the most religious Jesus freak believe in Abortion…third, fourth or fifth trimester, as long as you take the demon that is Tila with you… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE HER EXCLUSIVE SEX TAPE CLIP CLICK HERE TO SEE HER LESBIAN SEX TAPE CLIP CLICK HERE TO BUY THE SEX TAPE CLICK HERE

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Christina Aguilera Performing in Short Leather Shorts of the Day

Christina Aguilera was on The Voice performing with her co-stars, I think….but can’t be too sure cuz I’ve never seen the show….but when I heard she was singing We Are the Champions that it was in reference to the all you can eat buffet, or maybe as a ritual chant after finishing off some cake, but I guess it doesn’t really matter, what matters is she squeezed her fat ass in a pair of small shorts in some clearly ill advised by a stylist with a sense of humor who plays on the fact that Aguilera thinks she’s still got it… Either way, it was a cheesy fucking embarrassing, holding on to what we once had kinda thing and now you can watch it over and over again until Youtube pulls it. Lucky you.

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January Jones Really Illegit Pregnant Vagina of the Day

I don’t know why I’m posting these pics. I never gave a fuck about January Jones. I never found her hot. I thought her name was stupid….but more importantly I don’t dig pregnant chicks, unless they aren’t pregnant with my baby, or overly pregnany but are really eager to get cummed inside…in which case I let it slide, cuz condoms are for pussies…or something…. Either way, here’s some preggers pics..of a pregnant bitch in tight pants…much less interesting than a teenage chick in tight pants or even a teenage pregnant chick in tight pants thanks to MTV…She’s not hot even if we know she got pregnant being a slut. These would be way hotter if we saw a baby arm reaching out of her vagina, trying to plot his escape from a life with no dad….you know being just another statistic…We’re all allowed to dream. Yes…I know this bitch is boring. I don’t know why I did this to us.

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Pregnant Paulina Rubio in Her Bikini of the Day

Paulina Rubio is old. I always forget that bitch is pushing 45 or some shit….mainly because most Mexican women I know are 200 pounds, mothers of 5 and busy cleaning houses living the American dream, but cleaning up after people who are actually living the American dream…but she’s finally settling down and having a baby….and like any good pregnant chick, she’s gone to role around in the sand in bikini in what may be one of her last chances to be the Mexican popstar people wanted to fuck, as Mexicans go all down hill after making babies…and because she’s not too pregnant yet to make jerking off to her awkward…unless of couse you like pregnant chicks, which some of you do, maybe because it is nature’s most beautiful gift, maybe because if she’s already knocked up you can’t knock her up, maybe because you like knowing a bitch doesn’t use condoms, maybe you like the idea of fucking something a growing fetus lives in, cuz fucking a home is rarely possible….I just know I pretty much hate the shit and I just see swollen ankles, fat gut and pretty much career and body suicide where watching a pregnant bitch walk the street is like watching a bitch self destruct….but maybe you dig it so here she is pregnant in a bikini…. Pics via Bauer

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