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Paris Jackson Good Shorts of the Day

Looks like Paris Jackson is paying tribute to her dad who may not be here genetic father due to being a eunuch…..but who is her father in trust funds and non-taxable income worth LOTS of money…by showing the world her ass…. It is clear that she got her hands on some of her inheritance and wants to show it all off to the world…her dad’s priceless collection of little boy shorts….that’s she’s squeezing into and barely fitting into…cuz she’s not 7 the way he liked them… The real mystery is how he accumulated these shorts, you know where your rich uncle who the exotic animal hunter who died got his elephant foot table…or where your grandpa got his war memorabilia…or where you granny got all those sweaters she knitted….. But where did your perv dad get the little boy shorts? Was it from the source itself…or from a mail order catalog before the dark web… I don’t have the answers…but nice ass flash like all the teens spreading feces on all public surfaces…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Paris Jackson Good Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Mom Candice Swanepoel’s Mom Tits of the Day

Candice Swanepoel litereally shat out a kid 3 hours ago…and is in a bikini showing off her post baby body, huge tits, in a TAKE ADVANTAGE while you can, because she knows she will get as pregnant as she can as soon as she can, because she’s addicted to birthing process…or being pregnant…or who fucking knows….but I know it’d be better if her addiction was more basic…like Cocaine and starvation…but I guess you can have all those addictions all at the same time…it’s called being a model… The point of the story is….check out those tits…mom tits…that will make you neglect her mom pussy you know is battered…and gut she hasn’t lost yet while celebrating the fact that women can bounce back from pregnancy…just not your wife who blames you for her weight gain that she’s never bothered trying to lose cuz she’s a mom now… I suggest husbands with fat wives post this up on your fridge to motivate your slacker wife….that people with million dollar contracts and an ego…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mom Candice Swanepoel’s Mom Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kate Hudson Bikini Top of the Day

Kate Hudson and her geriatric pregnancy tits thought it was a good idea to post up some old lady pregnant, despite it being totally unnatural and even disgusting, thanks to having some solid tit, something she hasn’t really had throughout her career of rich broken celebrity child, turned celebrity of her own, thanks to people hiring her thanks to who her mom is. I guess these bikini pics are in response to her brand Fabletics, a fitness brand that targets moms, using Demi Lovato, a non fitness celebrity in her campaigns, despite her workout of choice being DRUG OVERDOSES…and not fitness at all. I mean, provided she even knows or cares or noticed Demi Lovato having a drug overdose, after they’ve already got all the deals they could from Lovato’s fans. I guess what I am saying is Hollywood is fucked and so is Kate Hudson being pregnant…but not as fucked as her vagina after all of hollywood fucked it….but we’ll save that bedtime story for another day. The post Kate Hudson Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Girls Wake Surfing And Drinking and other Stunts of the Day

So Wakesurfing is a very common activity for these cheesy, slutty, fake tit girls who live around here to do with the one guy who has the boat and who invites all the girls on his boat since girls fucking love boats…and I’ve never been invited to any of these cheesy wakeboard boat parties…but I have seen them blasting music, bad music, having the time of their lives, really taking on summer….surrounded by dumb whores who love dudes who can afford 100,000 dollar wakeboard boats…which happens to be a lot of girls… It turns out these bitches do stunts…while wakesurfing – including drinking, stripping, being pregnant…weird… BUT cheesy girls – into cheesy tribal tattoo dudes are actually hot, it’s not their fault they dont know better, they are girls…. The post Girls Wake Surfing And Drinking and other Stunts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears and her Shitty Taste in Music Workout of the Day

So Britney Spears is working out in her home gym, staying fit to keep on making money to support her family and staff by dancing around like a monkey on stage singing shitty songs people are emotionally attached to – while listening to shitty songs that created social media hookers like Em Rat Cow thanks to her big tits.. While Lohan, a exploited, broken, crazy dancing monkey in her own right, but not managed as tight as the even crazier Britney Spears…back in the head shaving years – but still pretty fucking crazy is on her balcony putting on a show about being pregnant and choked out by her Russian billionaire…who was out partying when she was at home trying not to have a miscarriage with that knitting needle… She’s a wreck – but Britney Spears gives us hope of a mid 30s mom ass in leggings working out not needing to be a bad thing – but more importantly – that your kid can be an earner forever. The post Britney Spears and her Shitty Taste in Music Workout of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel’s Artistic Pregnancy Photo of the Day

Pregnant chicks think being pregnant is so fucking sexy…I guess they’d have to convince themselves that it’s some beautiful experience, rather than accept that they have a parasite that will leech of them for 18 years after ripping their pussies apart on the way out, because otherwise why would they get pregnant in the first place…oh right…egos… I mean the idea that people reproduce in and of itself makes them irresponsible humans who don’t realize what’s going on in the world…and they are doing it for selfish interest meaning the kid will just end up being an asshole in their asshole image… So in some attempt to be sexy – because they think they are sexy – no one else does – but maybe other pregnant women – and a few pregnant fetish perverts who love mom pussy or mom body – because no woman would ever let their weirdness get them pregnant….Candice Swanepoel produced this shoot… Not that anyone should care about Candice Swanepoel… The post Candice Swanepoel’s Artistic Pregnancy Photo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce: Hiding a Baby Bump?!

Ever since she gave birth to Blue Ivy Carter back in 2012, Beyonce has pretty much been on round-the-clock bump watch. Reports of Beyonce being pregnant with baby number two seem to surface about once a month, but this time we have some reliable intel that may indicate that another color-and-plant named kid who will be born with more money than you’ll ever make in your life could really be on the way. TMZ is reporting that Queen Bey was spotted covering her midsection  while heading walking into a restaurant with Jay Z on Sunday night. It’s important to note that Bey was walking into the restaurant, so she probably wasn’t concealing a food baby. Obviously, you might as well start shopping for shower gifts, because Green Kudzu is clearly on her way any day now! We kid, of course. Even if the Carters are expecting (and that’s a big “if”) it may be months before we get any sort of official confirmation. Still, it’s hard not to get excited about the prospect of hip-hop’s favorite family expanding. Yes, Kanye, we just called the Carters hip-hop’s favorite family. And no, you can’t storm the stage and take the award away from them.

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Kim Kardashian: I Feel "Fat as F-ck!"

This (not) just in: Kim Kardashian is not a fan of this whole pregnancy thing. In her latest official website blog entry, the 35-year old reality star laments how she’s grown to be “the size of a pumpkin,” going on to throw herself one heck of a pity party. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Pregnant Pics: Big Bump! Even Bigger Boobs! “I’m feeling fat as f—. My cankles are out of control,” Kardashian writes, adding that she’s “craving Lay’s Barbecue potato chips.” Kim and Kanye West, of course, are expecting a boy. He was originally due on Christmas Day, but Kim has suffered through a few complications (including the fetus being breach until a painful procedure recently corrected him) and Kanye now says his son will be born any day in the near future. Kardashian has also been very open of late regarding just how over being pregnant she is. She’s whined about her swollen feet and how hard she’s trying to work while knocked up and, in general, how expecting a child is just awful . Some critics out there are hating on Kardashian for complaining about the miracle of life and the small price one must pay of gaining some weight for a few months in order to create a person. They’re also already groaning over all the times going forward that she’ll talk about getting her bikini body back. Barf! Some fans out there, conversely, are applauding Kim for her honest approach to life and pregnancy. At The Hollywood Gossip, meanwhile? We just want to know one thing and one thing only: WHAT WILL KIM AND KANYE NAME THEIR BABY?!?!? View Slideshow: 11 Moments Kim Kardashian Wishes You’d Forget

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Hope Dworaczyk son Hendrix picture

Hope Dworaczyk and her fiance Robert Smith#39;s adorable son Hendrix, 7 months, made his way to the altar on a cloud rigged by the Cirque du Soleil production team. Dworaczyk, 30, announced back in October that she and Smith were expecting. “It#39;s true. We#39;re having a baby. My growing waistline is proof and I love every bit of being pregnant! I know I#39;ve kept it quiet #x0028;SINCE SPRING!#x0029; but I wanted time for Robert and I to soak it all in and appreciate this blessing,” the 2010

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Lady Gaga on Eerie Instagram Photo: I’m Not This Thin!

Lady Gaga has a message for all Instagram followers: Your eyes are deceiving you. The 29-year-old artist took to Instagram this morning to share a photo of herself practicing hip exercises following surgery in 2013 to repair an injury she sustained on stage. But most eyes have been focused on a body part aside from Lady Gaga’s hips… look at that concave stomach! “Up early for hip exercise! I have to do these everyday to keep my hip strong, otherwise I have pain,” the singer wrote, perhaps anticipating some backlash and adding: “(fyi I’m not really that thin it’s just the strech! Trust me!).” Lady Gaga’s weight has often come under scrutiny, though she’s come under fire in the past for gaining weight. Earlier this month, in fact, chatter abounded about Lady Gaga being pregnant , to which the artist replied: “I’m getting a little older and many people think I’m pregnant but I tell them, ‘I’m just almost f–king 30.'” Gaga added at the time that she has gained a “little more here and there,” specifically citing her thighs. But she can’t be that insecure about her body, considering she’s been posting bikini pictures during her recent trip to the Bahamas. View Slideshow: Lady Gaga Weight Gain Photos: Slightly Heavier, Hotter Than Ever!

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