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Kim Kardashian: I Feel "Fat as F-ck!"

This (not) just in: Kim Kardashian is not a fan of this whole pregnancy thing. In her latest official website blog entry, the 35-year old reality star laments how she’s grown to be “the size of a pumpkin,” going on to throw herself one heck of a pity party. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Pregnant Pics: Big Bump! Even Bigger Boobs! “I’m feeling fat as f—. My cankles are out of control,” Kardashian writes, adding that she’s “craving Lay’s Barbecue potato chips.” Kim and Kanye West, of course, are expecting a boy. He was originally due on Christmas Day, but Kim has suffered through a few complications (including the fetus being breach until a painful procedure recently corrected him) and Kanye now says his son will be born any day in the near future. Kardashian has also been very open of late regarding just how over being pregnant she is. She’s whined about her swollen feet and how hard she’s trying to work while knocked up and, in general, how expecting a child is just awful . Some critics out there are hating on Kardashian for complaining about the miracle of life and the small price one must pay of gaining some weight for a few months in order to create a person. They’re also already groaning over all the times going forward that she’ll talk about getting her bikini body back. Barf! Some fans out there, conversely, are applauding Kim for her honest approach to life and pregnancy. At The Hollywood Gossip, meanwhile? We just want to know one thing and one thing only: WHAT WILL KIM AND KANYE NAME THEIR BABY?!?!? View Slideshow: 11 Moments Kim Kardashian Wishes You’d Forget

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Emma Roberts In Her Tight Pants

I’m only putting these pictures of Emma Roberts up on the site because I think she’s a cute little number and not because she’s wearing some really tight jeans and hooker heels. She’s too young for that kind of thing right? Wait, she’s over eighteen now isn’t she? I remember there was a lot of hype a little while back from fat dudes blogging in their underwear about becoming legal like she’d throw herself at them because they’ve got an awesome collection of oversized Storm Trooper costumes. Idiots.

Selena Gomez Is Finally Hot

I’m hearing that Selena Gomez is eighteen now so I can finally say she’s hot. Is this true or is this some sort of elaborate internet trap? That guy from Dateline better not show up at my house again, mother has a huge crush on him and I don’t need to see her inappropriately throw herself at him twice. Anyhow, whatever her age she looks pretty good at the Teen Choice Awards last night. I guess the fact that she’s at awards for teenagers should be a red flag, but she’s hot, and I mean that in the most wholesome way possible. Enjoy.

Carmen Electra Makes Out With A Fraggle

Carmen Electra must be really desperate for attention these days, first she had that bullshit sextape and now here she is making out with one of the female Fraggles from Fraggle Rock . Pathetic.

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Carmen Electra Makes Out With A Fraggle