I’m hearing that Selena Gomez is eighteen now so I can finally say she’s hot. Is this true or is this some sort of elaborate internet trap? That guy from Dateline better not show up at my house again, mother has a huge crush on him and I don’t need to see her inappropriately throw herself at him twice. Anyhow, whatever her age she looks pretty good at the Teen Choice Awards last night. I guess the fact that she’s at awards for teenagers should be a red flag, but she’s hot, and I mean that in the most wholesome way possible. Enjoy.
