Here’s Simon Cowell’s fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy hanging out in her bikini on a massive yacht. Now I know why he quit American Idol , who the hell wants to hang out with crappy wannabes when you’ve got a hot piece of ass like this waiting for you at your mansion? I guess the secret to landing a chick like this is pretty simple, millions and millions of dollars. Damn it! I know I shouldn’t be jealous of a guy with man boobs and a white guy flat top, but I am.
