I know it’s Labor Day, and most of you out there are probably taking the day off to spend “quality time” with your “friends and family” or whatever, but here at Hollywood Tuna, we’re not lazy like that. In fact, I’ve got a pretty simple policy: if Bella Thorne isn’t taking the day off, neither am I. So here’s the hardest working hottie on Snapchat putting in some quality overtime and giving me a very good reason to spend the rest of the afternoon locked up in my office. AKA the nearest Starbucks bathroom. Enjoy!
I know it’s Labor Day, and most of you out there are probably taking the day off to spend “quality time” with your “friends and family” or whatever, but here at Hollywood Tuna, we’re not lazy like that. In fact, I’ve got a pretty simple policy: if Bella Thorne isn’t taking the day off, neither am I. So here’s the hardest working hottie on Snapchat putting in some quality overtime and giving me a very good reason to spend the rest of the afternoon locked up in my office. AKA the nearest Starbucks bathroom. Enjoy!
Pam Anderson proves that even when you’re too old to model lingerie, you’re never too old to model lingerie, even if you are TOO old to model lingerie, you can still shamelessly get into lingerie and let people take pics of you…provided there is enough photoshoot/ a lot of photoshop, lighting, hair and make-up, the images are in black and white so you can’t see vile old lady marks and scars…because when you’re Pam Anderson, you’re not only a Hepatitis survivor, you didn’t just beat hepatitis that bogged you down as punishment for being a harlot for so many years, and you don’t just have a new life, second life, new lease on life to go back to what you know…but you’re Pam Anderson…a 90s icon, the 90s are hot, and women in their 40s still channel her because she’s the reason they have fake tits and bleached blonde hair….seriously, 15 years ago…all strip clubs looked like this..because she’s a Canadian legend that has no borders…..never giving up….even when she should… She was out in LONDON the other day…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pam Anderson’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
French people being naked almost doesn’t count as naked – because they are so open sexually and all that other bullshit – but it is still naked to me…..and that is all that matters.. It’s like all these exhibitionists on instagram pretending to be feminists to justify getting naked, a pretty simple thing to do, but not when judgemental mean people are watching, so if you make it a political agenda, it’s all good, acceptable…but it’s still naked to me. What I am getting at is whatever your reason for naked, as long as you’re naked, because without you getting naked, I would never see you naked, because I am old and creepy and girls don’t like me…I approve…because you’re naked for me…. The post Joséphine de La Baume is Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shirley Ceasar Responds To U Name It Challenge Success What does iconic gospel star Shirley Ceasar think of her voice becoming part of a viral Thanksgiving meme and dance challenge? The singer recently spoke to TMZ about the success of a song she recorded years ago at her home church… The clip from the gospel singer belting out “Hold My Mule” years ago … has gone viral as the #unameitchallenge. It’s pretty simple … dance your ass off to the remix of Shirley singing about the perfect Turkey Day feast. Check out what she told us about the “azz” part of the craze, and in case you had any doubts — Shirley’s still got the pipes too! Check out what Shirley Ceasar has to say about the #UNameItChallenge craze… YEEWWWWWWWWWWW NAME IT!
Here’s a pretty simple mathematical equation for you… Big Titty Published Once Model Kelly Rohrbach + Sex or Fake Sex To Hide His Homosexuality with Leonardo DiCaprio = Landing Baywatch Movie and leveraging that to a Vogue Spread…because now you fucking matter and all it took was a little fucking or the illusion of fucking… Make fucking fucking count girls…and be like this whore Kelly Rohrbach…in Vogue Beauty..lookin’ all big titty and modeling.. The post When You Bang Leonardo DiCaprio You Land Vogue Beauty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Check out the video premiere for One Direction‘s new single “One Thing!” The track serves as the third official single from their debut album Up All Night, out in the UK now! The video is pretty simple, it features the boys running around London with fans literally shaking and crying over their every move. Is it me or do they keep getting better looking? The English boy group have a lot to be happy… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : ALI’S BlOg Discovery Date : 13/01/2012 17:00 Number of articles : 2
There’s a pretty simple reason that Mila Kunis is the knockout of the year according to GQ …and that’s because she’s pretty much the hottest pussy in Hollywood and I’m not saying that cuz her pussy has been stolen by Culkin, or even cuz that rash Culkin left her is having a flare up, I’m saying that cuz she’s a small, tight little package I have always wanted to fuck….from the days as a 14 year old on That 70s Show…to the time I saw her doing some stage show that I wished was more stripping than reading Family Guy lines….to all the other shit she’s done…that I haven’t bothered seeing cuz it is non naked and I hate hollywood sex scenes…but would love to see her nude….making me agree with GQ on this one…Mila Kunis is the hottest pussy in Hollywood this year.
It’s pretty safe to say that Amanda Seyfried is the only celebrity I actually get down to…The reason is pretty simple….she doesn’t buy into the whole celebrity bullshit and I know this because she walks around for the paparazzi unshowered and in sweat pants, looking like shit, because she obviously doesn’t give a fuck and I know girls locally who aren’t famous for shit but they need an hour of prep before leaving the house, and that alone makes her perfect, but on top of that she doesn’t do the cheesy celeb party shit, she can’t be bothered, even though she’s bigger than Lohan ever was….she just isn’t out doing drugs with her vagina hanging out of her pants…and guess what…she actually gets work…work for both kids but then she squeezes out these adult movies where she gets totally naked…and her naked is a fucking vision….so seeing her in Glamour magazine reminds me that not everyone out there deserves to get shit on…..some need to be celebrated through masturbation.
This is pretty simple mathematics. Get famous celebrity pussy in workout gear humping workout balls and you’ll get a huge youtube video.. except that only 18,000 people watched this shit…maybe cuz they already saw it after the Oscars….or maybe it’s cuz Kimmel isn’t relevant…but it’s some of the biggest stars you wanna fuck simulating sex with a workout ball…doing some funny or die qulaity shit….as mainstream TV takes on the internet. I got nothing else to say about this shit….just watch til the end and you’ll see Lohan’s new face, Alba cry, Biel show you how she rapes weak girlie men, and Scarjohan pretend she’s been asked how she stays fit…which we all know is a lie.
