For the past few years now, I’ve been trying to convince Sarah Hyland to forget about this whole acting thing and embrace her true calling: becoming a professional hot nobody. And I’m happy to report that it looks like Sarah’s finally mastered the fine art of InstaWhoring. Let’s see… Booty shot? Check . Sexy dancing in a bikini? Check . Tongue action? Check and check . I’m so proud!
For the past few years now, I’ve been trying to convince Sarah Hyland to forget about this whole acting thing and embrace her true calling: becoming a professional hot nobody. And I’m happy to report that it looks like Sarah’s finally mastered the fine art of InstaWhoring. Let’s see… Booty shot? Check . Sexy dancing in a bikini? Check . Tongue action? Check and check . I’m so proud!
I know it’s Labor Day, and most of you out there are probably taking the day off to spend “quality time” with your “friends and family” or whatever, but here at Hollywood Tuna, we’re not lazy like that. In fact, I’ve got a pretty simple policy: if Bella Thorne isn’t taking the day off, neither am I. So here’s the hardest working hottie on Snapchat putting in some quality overtime and giving me a very good reason to spend the rest of the afternoon locked up in my office. AKA the nearest Starbucks bathroom. Enjoy!
I know it’s Labor Day, and most of you out there are probably taking the day off to spend “quality time” with your “friends and family” or whatever, but here at Hollywood Tuna, we’re not lazy like that. In fact, I’ve got a pretty simple policy: if Bella Thorne isn’t taking the day off, neither am I. So here’s the hardest working hottie on Snapchat putting in some quality overtime and giving me a very good reason to spend the rest of the afternoon locked up in my office. AKA the nearest Starbucks bathroom. Enjoy!
I know I like to rag on these so-called “men’s mags” for not doing hot enough photoshoots, but I’ve gotta say, if this shoot Sara Sampaio did for GQ Mexico was any hotter, I don’t know if I could take it. I’m pretty sure my entire pants region would spontaneously combust on sight. Anyway, enjoy these latest lingerie pictures from the Victoria’s Secret hottie and you might wanna grab your nearest fire extinguisher just to be safe. Trust me on this.
To be honest, I kind of stopped paying attention to Avril Lavigne once she married that Nickelback douche. That’s not the kind of behavior I want to encourage in our nation’s young hotties. But turns out Avril isn’t so young anymore, because she turned 30 this weekend. And here she is celebrating at some big party that I wasn’t invited to. And that hurts, but hey, at least Avril stopped dressing like some punk teenager and looks her age for once. Who knew becoming a cougar would look so good on her? Photos: PacificCoastNews
Warning: you’re going to want to make sure you know where your nearest fire extinguisher is, because these latest pictures of Bryana Holly are hot enough to cause an instant pants fire. Now, I’m still waiting to hear back from Bryana on whether she’ll make me the luckiest blogger on Earth and agree to make a sex tape with me. Oh, and I guess marry me too, but until that day, it’s pictures like these that make all this waiting well worth it. Yow. » view all 12 photos
Magdalena Frackowiak is amazing… We’ve seen her topless modeling before and it was fucking legendary….and now she’s back with this shoot for us fashion perverts who know nothing about fashion other than than the models get naked and are hotter than most average looking girls….to masturbate to…. I’m a fan. She’s Polish, has done Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and I assume we’re gonna see a lot more of these tits, you know maybe so much that we will get bored of them, resent them, and forget our 10th anniversary with them, because we have better things to do and the love has died. If you know what I mean.
I would assume that when a girl who looks like this turns 18, she takes advantage of the legal doors that have opened, and either films her first porn, or flashes the world her cunt….but I guess that’s just me judging a book by the cover…or calling a whore a whore…when the real whores are Zumba instructors….cuz according to google…she’s actually a talented UK pop singer who finished third on X-Factor, a show everyone knows is authentic in finding talent…. and despite being fabricated…made it on her own…at least this far…to a place a handful of people know who she is…is respectable…especially when doing the classic panty flash to get noticed…even if I’d rather this panty flash had more labia…. Here’s one of Adele’s song…to celebrate Adele not giving birth to a Chocolate cake, extra large pizza, cheeseburger and gallon of soda…..but instead giving birth to a demon child she hid from the world…cuz she could…thanks to her waistline… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF AMELIA FOLLOW THIS LINK I think I am in love…with an angel…songbird…sent from above…and by above I mean the nearest hair salon where she got her bleach job done…. Amelia…it’s just you and me girl….everyone else just doesn’t matter.
Spring has officially sprung, and you know what that means…SPRING BREAK! Yes, that magical season of wet t-shirt contests, jell-o wrestling, and drunk coeds flashing their tits has come around once more. The only problem? Try as we might to get joggers to do Jaeger bombs with us along the shores of Lake Michigan, it’s a sad fact that the nearest Spring Break destination is a thousand miles away. But we don’t believe in feeling sorry for ourselves here at Skin Central, so join us for the ultimate roundup of Spring Break babes in (and out of) their bikinis after the jump!