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More Carlie Jo Howell’s Hotness In Your Cup

Posted on April 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

I’m still waiting for the world’s hottest coffee shop owner/barista Carlie Jo Howell to take me up on my exciting business proposal (AKA opening one of her topless coffee shops in my mom’s basement). But here’s a few more of her latest Snapchat pictures to help tide me over until she finally comes to her senses and realizes what a great franchise opportunity that would be. Trust me, I know a ton about the coffee business. I figure I’ve been thrown out of and/or banned from at least 100 Starbucks by now. Call me! Continue reading →

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Alexis Ren’s Sweet Booty Action

Posted on February 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m still waiting for  Alexis Ren to realize that me and her are meant to be together, but until that happens, I guess I’m just going to have to keep drooling over her photoshoots. And you guys can feel free to join me. I’m not possessive or anything. So here’s the latest set of bikini pictures from my new favorite Insta-hottie. Enjoy. I know I will.

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Maya Stepper Will Blow You Pants Off

Posted on February 2, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m still waiting for Maya Stepper to reply to my very romantic proposal from a few weeks ago, but I guess she must not read the site or have a Google Alert for her name, because for some reason, I haven’t gotten a yes yet. On the plus side though, I did manage to find a brand-new set of swimsuit pictures from the blonde hottie, which makes for a pretty great consolation prize in the meantime. Enjoy! » view all 25 photos

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Hailee Steinfeld Is Super Cute

Posted on December 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m still waiting for  Hailee Steinfeld to take my advice and ditch the boring magazine spreads in favor of spreading it for selfies on Snapchat and Instagram (AKA the patented Bella Thorne career plan). But until then, at least she’s still looking super-cute in this photoshoot she just did for Seventeen Magazine . Oh, and don’t let that worry you perverts, Hailee’s 19. You’re in the clear.

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Instagram Model Bryana Holly Belongs In A Bikini

Posted on October 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s one of my favorite fake Instagram models Bryana Holly doing a good job pretending to be a real model for a smoking hot new beach photoshoot. And I’m still waiting for Bryana to realize that she’s going to need a well-connected, famous blogger boyfriend if she really wants to take her career to the next level. What? If Bryana can be a real bikini model, I can totally be well-connected and famous… Fine, just shut up and enjoy the bikini pictures. Jerks.

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Jordana Brewster Is A Wasted Hottie

Posted on November 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I’m still waiting for  Jordana Brewster to take me up on my extremely generous offer to help her get her career back on track — aka film and “leak” a sex tape with yours truly. Because here she is running out the clock on her 15 minutes of fame looking white-hot at something called the 2015 Baby2Baby Gala, and showing up at events like this is just a total waste of a good hottie, when she could be showing up at the beach in a bikini instead. It’s a real shame. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Shay Mitchell’s Cleavage Show

Posted on October 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m still waiting for Shay Mitchell to take me up on my potentially very lucrative sex tape business offer , and I’m not really sure what the hold-up is. I guess they’re still making that Pretty Little Liars show, but that crap’s gotta be ending soon, and she’s going to be looking for work again. And maybe that offer won’t be on the table anymore. …Just kidding. As long as her super-cute cleavage is still looking this good, the offer’ll stand. Call me! Photos: WENN.com

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French Montana, Chris Brown, & Migos Are Starting To Feel Like ‘Moses’

Posted on August 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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It’s French Fridays. While we’re still waiting for French Montana to release his sophomore album Mac & Cheese 4, the Bronx rapper gives us a…

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Emily Ratajkowski Is An Early Christmas Present!

Posted on December 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know I remind you of this every chance I get, but thanks to yours truly and the Tuna Bump, Emily Ratajkowski has become one of the biggest names in the modeling business. And while I’m still waiting for those topless thank-you selfies from Emily, this’ll definitely do for now: new pictures of the smoking hot model for Yamamay Lingerie’s Christmas collection. So just in case any of you were wondering what to get your favorite blogger for the holidays this year, I’ll take Emily in any one of these, thanks.

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Anastasia Ashley Surfs Ireland of the Day

Posted on November 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a little video of Anastasia Ashley surfing Ireland…that may or may not be all about surfing the freezing cold waves, and more about the Irish countryside and landscape of pub drinking and farm lands…where she is forced to wear a wet suit, instead of the skimpiest bathing suits to show off her surf ass, which may make you wonder why I am posting it, being the pervert that I am, and I guess because I like seeing girls who do more than just post ass pics, coupled with the fact that her ass owns me at the level where I’ll post anything she’s in….clothed or unclothed…and I am still waiting on the sex tape..I’ve been sending emails…trying to convince her to do one…it will happen…one day…it has to…I am persistent…and you all need to see her vs Anal…

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