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Lindsay Lohan’s Nipple of the Day

Posted on September 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan’s nipple made an appearance this past weekend, which was nice to see, because of her irrelevance, her tits are still fantastic and deserve attention… Although looking pale, weak, suffocated, dried up and half dead, that is pretty much exactly what Lohan looks like, so it makes snese… I am still happy to see the nipples is still alive, despite everything about Lohan being dead, other than her tits… because she’s got some great tits that no matter how long she lives, which doesn’t look like it will be very long…will always be great tits… I am, and will always be a Lohan fan. We’re connected at the soul, that’s how it works….but I do agree that she’s pretty far gone and was really just a child star, who got gigs cuz she was cute in an era when that mattered…but now..it just doesn’t and her acting alone has been really fucking grbage…so the dreams of her winning an Oscar are there, but I think in the meantime her best work is this nipple flash… But then again, if she did win an Oscar and wasn’t a half dead, damaged child star, her best work would still be the nipple slip.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan’s Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima’s See Through Dress of the Day

Posted on September 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Adriana Lima wanted you to see her shit stain nipples…because she wore a see through dress to some fashion week event…and I guess because she’s an old used up puppet that’s used to being used by brands as their puppet…and is probably trying to do some kind of commentary to that…like an artist…or a model who is tired of being used up and replaced by the industry…in a way she feels like she doesn’t matter..when 10 years ago…she was all anyone could talk about…because she was so amazing looking..and now that she’s just old..it takes more effort…effort I encourage and would prefer if it was more of a meltdown that involved her smearing her period on the wall screaming “I’m still fresh…I’m still young….I’m still fresh”….but I’m weird..and like pussy lips more than nips… Here are pics.. The post Adriana Lima’s See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Paris in E-Commerce Pictures of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I fucking hate catalog pics…whether they are for a company’s e commerce store…or for their actual catalog…they are always so badly shot, so uninteresting to look at, and they always make the model look like shit, like this Gigi Paris girl who has being going semi viral recently and people are talking about her…but in this shoot…she looks like she’s pushing 40….while pushing shitty bikinis…I can’t imagine anyone looking at thinking “oh I want that”… People need to stop being so fucking safe…and Christian…these are models, this is their job…make them crawl on all fours for it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE SHITTY E-COMM PICS CLICK HERE The post Gigi Paris in E-Commerce Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Woman Who Screams About her Uterus of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Why are the topless protesters working with Femen never sexy as fuck…and always the kind of girl you’d expect to be protesting some shit about her uterus… It’s like why can’t hot model bitches stop sipping their cocktails on the private jet for 5 minutes, draw blood stains on their panties…and fucking crash political events in any random country they are from… I guess because those models already figured out how to use their vaginas for good…not evil… This seems like a Saturday Night Live Skit… The post The Woman Who Screams About her Uterus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Aldridge is Day 2 of Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the DAy

Posted on December 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christmas is happening, right before our very eyes, like clockwork….and LOVE MAGAZINE does an advent calendar to celebrate that…I guess because they are Christian, or clever enough to realize that if they recruit all the hottest models to participate in something like Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year, in panties and dancing….like Day 2′s Lily Aldridge of being married to a rockstar fame that turned into Victoria’s Secret fame….in what I like to think is her best work, because I believe in the Christmas miracle, and the Christmas spirt, even when it is shat on by corporations, and the spirit is designed to sell merchandise to close out the year in strong sales numbers….because I know that with the holidays comes sad and lonely people looking for love I can take advantage of….here’s Day 2…

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Dakota Fanning Doesn’t Cameltoe of the Day

Posted on November 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This may not be exciting developments in Dakota Fanning’s career, but I like to think it just contributes to how creepy she is. You know the fact that her tight pants don’t get jacked up her vagina like tight pants do to every other girl in existence…I know because I stare at vaginas…when other guys stare at tits and asses…because Vagina Definition excites me…which in and of itself may be as creepy as Dakota Fanning not having a vagina….because she’s a robot we should have been aware of when she was roboting back in the 90s when she was 3 and acted 46….it was like she was programmed to be human adult, while being in a kid body…and now we find out she’s got no genitals….weird. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kendall Jenner for Dazed of the Day

Posted on November 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner is being celebrated as the future of Fashion…even though anything a Kardashian does is the death of anything good about that thing….and if she’s the future of anything, it’s more reason to collectively kill ourselves or even encourage ebola’s strike on America… The fact that she’s a model, is offensive, but I get it, and the only real salvation she has is that she is tall and skinny, because if she wasn’t, the obvious hiring her because of her Kardashian fame and Kardashian fan base, of millions of people…because brands, like Victoria’s Secret know if they hire her, she’s already going to pump their product to a huge audience, meaning that if she wasn’t famous for being the sister of someone who is famous for nothing, and if she didn’t have a name and audience…and if the world hadn’t made her famous…she probably wouldn’t be in magazines…and that would probably be a good thing…because no one needs this spoiled brat trash in anything…whether you find her hot or not…she is garbage…I am sure of that… But not according to Dazed and Confused magazine…they put her on the cover…I guess because everyone wants to market their products and use vehicles like this…no matter how shit they are…to do it… I will say that Kendall Jenner can’t be the future of fashion, and if she is, fashion is dead…which I guess it should be, since overpriced clothing made in sweatshops, is dumb as fuck…it’s like spending money for nothing…on clothes you already have in your closet…idiots…you’re all idiots… TO SEE PICS OF HER ASS IN A SKIMPY DRESS CLICK HERE

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Anastasia Ashley Surfs Ireland of the Day

Posted on November 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a little video of Anastasia Ashley surfing Ireland…that may or may not be all about surfing the freezing cold waves, and more about the Irish countryside and landscape of pub drinking and farm lands…where she is forced to wear a wet suit, instead of the skimpiest bathing suits to show off her surf ass, which may make you wonder why I am posting it, being the pervert that I am, and I guess because I like seeing girls who do more than just post ass pics, coupled with the fact that her ass owns me at the level where I’ll post anything she’s in….clothed or unclothed…and I am still waiting on the sex tape..I’ve been sending emails…trying to convince her to do one…it will happen…one day…it has to…I am persistent…and you all need to see her vs Anal…

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Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman Work It In Their Bikinis

Posted on July 16, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Us professional bikini bloggers aren’t exactly known for being the sexiest bunch around, I guess because nobody’s ever seen me in a Speedo before. But here’s my super-hot colleagues Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman proving that there’s always an exception to the rule. In case you forgot, these two run some blog where they post pictures of themselves in bikinis on a daily basis. And considering that means we’re pretty much in the exact same business, I want to invite Natasha and Devin to the weekly blogger networking events I just started. I figure we’ll meet every Thursday night in my bedroom, and I’ll provide the snacks. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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WTF: George Zimmerman Agrees To Celebrity Boxing Match

Posted on January 30, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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According to TMZ, George Zimmerman has once again lost his ever loving mind! He considers himself a “celebrity” now we guess because he just agreed…

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