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Shay Mitchell’s On All Fours for SELF of the Day

Shay Mitchell is brat from Canada – who is ethnically ambiguous…from some rich neighborhood in Canada…who I guess had the resources and a dream to make this acting thing happen…where she ended up amazingly getting cast on some TV show that turned out to be a massive fucking success..that people loved…and that she got extremely famous on social media for being a part of it… She’s clever enough to have got involved in other businesses, other things, like travel blogging and publishing a series of teen books…because that’s how resourceful people who know the internet is a joke, but a place to get extra rich even if you’re already rich and so are your parents… Se’s in SELF magazine, which would probably be a huge magazine, if people bough magazines, thanks to the narcissism that’s everywhere…all they would need is to have a mirror or webcam to film the person looking at it to replay…and watch themselves….it’d be huge, relevant and save publishing….. Instead…they had Shay Mitchell pantless in dramatic poses… The post Shay Mitchell’s On All Fours for SELF of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shay Mitchell’s On All Fours for SELF of the Day

Shay Mitchell is brat from Canada – who is ethnically ambiguous…from some rich neighborhood in Canada…who I guess had the resources and a dream to make this acting thing happen…where she ended up amazingly getting cast on some TV show that turned out to be a massive fucking success..that people loved…and that she got extremely famous on social media for being a part of it… She’s clever enough to have got involved in other businesses, other things, like travel blogging and publishing a series of teen books…because that’s how resourceful people who know the internet is a joke, but a place to get extra rich even if you’re already rich and so are your parents… Se’s in SELF magazine, which would probably be a huge magazine, if people bough magazines, thanks to the narcissism that’s everywhere…all they would need is to have a mirror or webcam to film the person looking at it to replay…and watch themselves….it’d be huge, relevant and save publishing….. Instead…they had Shay Mitchell pantless in dramatic poses… The post Shay Mitchell’s On All Fours for SELF of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Aldridge is Day 2 of Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the DAy

Christmas is happening, right before our very eyes, like clockwork….and LOVE MAGAZINE does an advent calendar to celebrate that…I guess because they are Christian, or clever enough to realize that if they recruit all the hottest models to participate in something like Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year, in panties and dancing….like Day 2′s Lily Aldridge of being married to a rockstar fame that turned into Victoria’s Secret fame….in what I like to think is her best work, because I believe in the Christmas miracle, and the Christmas spirt, even when it is shat on by corporations, and the spirit is designed to sell merchandise to close out the year in strong sales numbers….because I know that with the holidays comes sad and lonely people looking for love I can take advantage of….here’s Day 2…

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Ariana Grande Instagram Porn to Distract from her Real Porn of the Day

Ariana Grande posted these ass in tight pants pics to instagram to diffuse people looking at her bare ass pics she is pretending aren’t of her…but that if you put next to the tight pants pics you will realize is totally her…or maybe that of her ass doppleganger…in what we can assume, seeing as she’s an attention seeking girl on the rise who fucks big black cock…is her “wink wink, those nudes aren’t me but are totally me keep talking about me I love it and a bare ass pic is nothing compared to the shit my mom did to get me a record deal” play… These are from a few days ago…sometimes..I am slow to the draw…thanks to alcoholism, no work ethic, broken dreams and really who cares about some tween starlet in tight jeans, I got better shit to do with myself like watching girls in my everyday life in tight jeans…

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Ariana Grande Instagram Porn to Distract from her Real Porn of the Day

Ashley Judd is Braless at Some Shitty Movie Premiere of the Day

Ashley Judd must be 100, but as she is trying to prove that you can never be too old to not wear a bra to an event and show off what may or may not be awesome tits in their retirement, or old age, that vagina that was once an it girl in the movies, all grey haired and filled with Alzheimers…forgetful of all the cock it has seen to get to this point here today… I like to think you can be too old for this kind of behavior, but then I remember a very valauble lesson my grandmother taught me when I was first discovering masturbation…tits are still tits…even when they are no longer nice to look at or touch…you can still manage to figure out how to get off to them…if you’re clever enough…that Grandma…taught me so much…thanks for the memories… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Courtney Stodden Ridiculous Teen Cleavage of the Day

I hate doing posts on this whore. I know she isn’t a teenager…I know she’s in her 30s…I know she has implants…and I know it is just a joke proving how pathetic the American media is….because they cover this shit and bother acknowledging this shit exists cuz the asshole who married her was on a TV show that’s no longer on the air…and instead of letting him fade into the no where he belongs…they make a big deal out of him and his stripper who is loving every second of the lie….showing off her average at best trashy face…and trashy tits….that I can’t believe were clever enough to stage the scandal that’s worked out of her…but that I realize probably stems from all the experience she compiled hooking, role playing, etc. She sucks, so does her tits…but I’m compelled to post it and I have no idea why…..

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Courtney Stodden Ridiculous Teen Cleavage of the Day

Courtney Stodden Ridiculous Teen Cleavage of the Day

I hate doing posts on this whore. I know she isn’t a teenager…I know she’s in her 30s…I know she has implants…and I know it is just a joke proving how pathetic the American media is….because they cover this shit and bother acknowledging this shit exists cuz the asshole who married her was on a TV show that’s no longer on the air…and instead of letting him fade into the no where he belongs…they make a big deal out of him and his stripper who is loving every second of the lie….showing off her average at best trashy face…and trashy tits….that I can’t believe were clever enough to stage the scandal that’s worked out of her…but that I realize probably stems from all the experience she compiled hooking, role playing, etc. She sucks, so does her tits…but I’m compelled to post it and I have no idea why…..

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Courtney Stodden Ridiculous Teen Cleavage of the Day

Man Gets Heimlich Maneuver During Tennis Match of the Day

This is hilarious….via my friends at Wolf & Harrison who were clever enough to capture this glorious moment in tennis history…it happened at the final game at the Montreal Roger’s Cup…some old dude choked and another guy mounted him like a homo and saved the day…. The point is that Tennis is one of the most erotic sports to watch..you know all those grunts and ass flashes…and this is not one of those moments..

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Kevin Federline In His Underwear

K-tubz stripped down to his camo boxer-briefs on last night's premiere of Celebrity Fit Club. Federline told the judges, “I look like a pregnant man.” Ay ay ay!!!! The Best Links: Would you hit it? Kfat edition View

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Have two claws, will work for food. [ Ed Note : Though honestly, you'd think they'd be clever enough to know that Blockbuster is just a step or two away from extinction.] (Via Tumblr user Chaos Personified .) View