I haven’t done a post on Lily Aldridge in ages. I don’t know what the hell she has been up to, but here is a new photoshoot that she did for some magazine. She is gorgeous. One thing is for sure, that pic of her with the chicken made me hungry for some KFC. Both Lily and the bird are finger licking good.
Lily McMenamy is the daughter of some other model named Kristen McMenamy and some famous Tunisian night club owner from Paris… Her stepfather, and we all love stepfathers is Miles Aldridge – who is the photographer brother of Lily Aldridge – because the world is an incestuous place. She was essentially brought up up around party people, cocaine, the rich girl model life and most importantly. the openness and willingness to get naked for money, or for fashion or for art, because it is not deemed pornographic – and I guess more girls have taken this heathen approach to life thanks to social media and now the world is not quite a better, more fun, higher medicated place…it’s just a dumber clickbait long hanging fruit place… But that doens’t mean this shoot with Juergen Teller, a legendary photographer isn’t fun…it’s got a close up to her nipple hair, something I first experienced on a girl when I was 25, she was 18 and she had the greatest tits, but also the hairiest tits, something I was never told existed – you know thick pubic hair growing out of her nipples, that I sucked…and realized – it’s not that bad…it comes with bush… But when it becomes a feminist play…and it gets the girl praise…from all the girls out there who also have hairy nipples – it becomes annoying… The post Lily McMenamy Hairy Tits by Juergen Teller of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Since they’re likely going the 21 Jump Street route with this new Baywatch movie, I suppose an Alexandra Daddario nude scene wouldn’t be completely outside the realm of possibility. Just like a decade ago when Wedding Crashers made a ton of money and the studio decided everything should be R-rated, this film will hopefully benefit the most from such a lenient directive and let Alexandra bust out those gorgeous double-Ds!… read more
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! It’s kind of unfair that Katrina Law is this hot Fleshbot Lilah Parsons areola peek Taxi Driver Movie Is that a print out of Charli XCX’s boobs? The Nip Slip Lily Aldridge does LUI Drunken Stepfather Kinky German girls in leather and lace Egotastic All Stars Hilary Craig flashing in a record store Boobie Blog Elizabeth Banks goes sheer for Vanity Fair Last Men on Earth Trailer for Turkish horror film BASKIN is not for the squeamish Double Viking Video of Lindsey Vonn getting her body paint put on Steakwood … read more
The photographer is David Bellemere, the magazine, is a repurposed porn magazine from france that they’ve decided to turn into a sexy and naked fashion magazine. To date, they’ve had countless top models and Rita Ora naked…. For some reason, LILY ALDRIDGE, the LA Socialite turned Band Groupie, Turned Tampon Model, Turned Victoria’s Secret model – is not naked in this shit. Maybe she’s figured out that getting naked is so basic, and leaving something to the imagination is respectable and hot… Maybe she’s not confident in her naked body, and why put it out there for free, I mean she is a Victoria’s Secret model…right… Maybe it doesn’t matter. Just another rich kid getting aheard…while you’re stuck on the treadmill hell that is your life… But why isn’t she naked in a naked magazine… The post Lily Aldridge Does LUI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
While the Tanner, Katsopoli, Gladstone and Gibbler families reunited at for the premiere of Fuller House, Gwen Stefani put on a performance at Jimmy Kimmel Live. And yes, Blake Shelton is her muse , if you must know. Jessical Biel opened her new kid-friendly restaurant, which has been billed as Soho House for families. Errrkay. Nicky Hilton was at Alice + Olivia by Stacey Bendet's fashion show last night, and she didn't look pregnant. Sooo…. Check out what else the stars were up to in the sightings gallery below. 1. Lori Loughlin & John Stamos: ‘Fuller House’ Premiere Lori Loughlin and John Stamos attend the premiere of Netflix’s ‘Fuller House’ on February 16, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. 2. Jessica Biel Leaves Au Fudge Opening Jessica Biel leaves after the opening night of her new restaurant Au Fudge in West Hollywood, CA on February 16th, 2016. 3. Nick Jonas: ‘Goat’ press conference during the 66th Berlinale International Film Festival Nick Jonas attends the ‘Goat’ press conference during the 66th Berlinale International Film Festival Berlin at Grand Hyatt Hotel on February 17, 2016 in Berlin, Germany. 4. Nicky Hilton: Alice + Olivia by Stacey Bendet Alice + Olivia by Stacey Bendet’s Fall/Winter 2016 show at The Gallery on February 16th, 2016. 5. Cameron Diaz In Dublin Joel and Benji Madden of Good Charlotte, as well as Cameron Diaz and Nicole Richie, leave Merrion Hotel in Dublin, Ireland on February 16th, 2016. 6. Bob Saget, John Stamos, and Dave Coulier: Fuller House Premiere Bob Saget, John Stamos, and Dave Coulier attend the premiere of Netflix’s ‘Fuller House’ on February 16, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. View Slideshow
This is a W Magazine spread with models..and Gigi Hadid… The models include: Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge, Cameron Russell, Maria Borges, Julia Hafstorm, & Alisa Ahmann and Gigi Hadid….who would be a model if she could and I guess since her mom was a model she pulled some strings and bought her modeling career and she gets more work and makes more money than a model, and already has more money than any model…and that’s what matters…she’s the star of this shoot – yet the least qualified…how’s that make sense… The post Models for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emma Stone is a huge star, mainly because she’s managed to get the nerds, who are probably all at Star Wars, to buy into her bullshit through strategic acting jobs she’s taken… I never found her all that cute, which has clearly had a huge impact on her success, because I dictate all….but she doesn’t offend me, she just has a weird mouth… Well, she’s in Cabaret, the play that turned into a movie, where she’s playing the Renee Zellweger / Liza Minnelli character…exciting right…not really, but she’ll be in lingerie the whole production, and her fans, who are primarily into comic books, have cum themselves looking at her in more clothes…that’s what happens when you’re a grown man who has never seen live tits. This are the promo pics..I feel like I’ve already seen…but all this shit is so repetitive… The post Emma Stone in Lingerie for Cabaret Promo Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I hate this mall brand and their simple and effective marketing campaign….use hot half naked girls and you don’t need to do much else….why throw in concept or design, when they already sell a ton of fucking money worth of panties that they are just buying in bulk in China and swapping tags on….they are like “don’t these people know they can go onto Alibabb and buy our bras and panties under another name for 10 cents on the dollar or less”….but people are retards, so make a stupid christmas song because they aren’t retards and no most of America, despite popular belief still fucking love Christmas and account for probably 40 percent of their yearly sales… and here it is.. Featuring a bunch of terrible singing models including Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes, ALessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Stella Maxwell, Martha Hunt, Behati Prinsloo, Lily Aldridge, Taylor Hill and Romee Strijid…. They’re hot…and I guess manipulative because I just promoted Victoria’s Secret to the 3 of you this Holiday season and you’ll probably end up buying a gift there for a chick you fuck or want to fuck or want to creep out…like the neighbor’s 18 year old daughter…and I’m not even getting paid to promote them…because I am an idiot… Tis’ the Season for promoting horrible brands all because they have hot promo models… The post Victoria’s Secret Models Sing 12 Days of Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .