I haven’t done a post on Lily Aldridge in ages. I don’t know what the hell she has been up to, but here is a new photoshoot that she did for some magazine. She is gorgeous. One thing is for sure, that pic of her with the chicken made me hungry for some KFC. Both Lily and the bird are finger licking good.
I know some of you are probably starting to get sick of hearing me complain about the modeling industry and how none of these so-called supermodels deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as the hotties I grew up drooling over. But here’s Gigi Hadid ‘s new photoshoot for Glamour ‘s December issue and apparently not only did her rich parents buy her the cover, they also bought her a spot on their Women of the Year list. That’s just sad.
When I first heard Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid were wearing body paint for a new photoshoot/lesbian fantasy for W Magazine , I got pretty excited. But then I checked out the pictures… And I don’t know what the hell these two think they’re doing, but they’re definitely not doing it right . I guess this is supposed to be “art” or something? But it’s just confusing the hell out of the Little Tuna. » view all 15 photos Continue reading →
Remember those killer Bella Thorne bikini pictures from a few weeks back ? Well, today we finally found out what they were for: a new photoshoot Bella was doing for Galore Magazine . Huh. I always just assumed they were part of Bella’s ongoing quest to make my pants region go supernova. Anyway, here’s the end result, and it’s hands down one of the best photoshoots I’ve seen in weeks. So either way, mission accomplished, Bella. Congrats.
Whoa. I don’t know when Ariel Winter went all punk rock, but I’m guessing those tattoos and that nose ring aren’t real, and they’re just props for this new photoshoot Ariel did, whatever it’s for. But I’ve gotta say, I’m kinda digging the badass punk look on Ariel. Well, OK, mostly, I’m just digging the super short shorts, but whatever. Same difference.
Yes, you read that right — I had to break out those dreaded black censored bars for a new photoshoot that smoking hot Victoria’s Secret model Sara Sampaio did for the May issue of Elle UK , which officially contains more nudity than an entire issue of Playboy these days . I never thought I’d see the day… But hey, on the plus side, at least you can buy these fashion mags without needing a brown paper bag. Continue reading →
A new photoshoot from Arianny Celeste is always cause for celebration, but this latest one is so damn hot, it’s going to have you needing to take an ice bath afterwards. So enjoy the sexy lingerie pictures of the reigning #1 UFC hottie, but just remember to stand at least 5-10 feet away from any flammable objects when you do, because otherwise, they’re likely to spontaneously combust too. » view all 13 photos
It was the Insidious: Chapter 3 premiere in LA the other night, and a whole bunch of young hotties showed up for the red carpet. But you’re going to want to be extra careful, because between Sidney Allison , Olivia Holt , Stefanie Scott , and Becky G here, Becky just turned 18, Olivia’s still trouble , Stefanie just looks like trouble , and I’m not 100% sure about Sidney… So forget ghost stories and horror movies, if you want to try something really scary, look at these pictures three times and I hear Chris Hansen might show up. Personally, I’m just moving it along. Photos: WENN.com
Even though I’m still waiting for Cailin Russo to finally come to her senses and realize the two of us were meant to be together, that’s not going to stop me from trying. Or from doing new posts proclaiming for my love for the hot model. So here’s Cailin showing off those perfect stems of hers in a new photoshoot, and if you want to put in a good word for me on Twitter , feel free to mention any of good qualities. …Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a joke, you jerks.