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Cailin Russo Tits of the Day

Cailin Russo’s dad is some punk rock dude who was barely punk rock – but who did exist is the 90s punk era with his band New Found Glory….her mom is likely one of his groupies, or maybe his high school girlfriend he cheated on after getting the record deal, and whatever their story is…who fucking cares…it’s about their crashing and burning of their DNA in her uterus that created this lovely, aspiring instagram model, who was almost on the hipster route to be a HADID….but capped out at 500,000 followers…. Her biggest performance was a Bieber video, where she kissed him, and the world went nuts on her, or hating her, as Bieber fans do…that was until today..unless these are old pics…where her big performance is her tits – with nipple ring…being all laid back, california and cool…..erotic…but not really…she looks old… Oh and after looking at her instagram, it turns out she’s working on being a muscical artist also….you know because that’s where you go…for more attention and fame…when topless pics you’ve already one aren’t enough… DREAMS CAN COME TRUE… The post Cailin Russo Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cailin Russo Because We Belong Together

Even though I’m still waiting for Cailin Russo to finally come to her senses and realize the two of us were meant to be together, that’s not going to stop me from trying. Or from doing new posts proclaiming for my love for the hot model. So here’s Cailin showing off those perfect stems of hers in a new photoshoot, and if you want to put in a good word for me on Twitter , feel free to mention any of good qualities. …Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a joke, you jerks.

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Cailin Russo Topless for Lady Islington of the Day

Cailin Russo is not a friend of the site, but she should be, because I write such nice things about her and her father who was in a punk band in the 90s, who toured Warped tour and probably was one of those dudes who toured Warped tour in your hometown who fucked your high school girlfriend…because girls love guys in bands…and who probably didn’t use condoms…assumng that at 16 girls can’t get pregnant…producuing this magical creature who has decided to be a model…who’s claim to fame is kissing Beiber in a music video..and who has since turned to nude modeling to get noticed…because no one cares about the girl who kissed Beiber, they would be more into the girl who Killed Beiber…..and more importantly..because nude modeling is all that fucking matters….but even that doesn’t matter…I mean we don’t care about much as a society…everything is surface and for show with no substance…and people who are actually doing things of substance we don’t even notice…but we do seem to pay attention to a lot of idiots…at least for two seconds it takes to see their tits…weird. The post Cailin Russo Topless for Lady Islington of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Meryl Streep’s Creepy Clones of the Day

Meryl Streep is celebrated as one of the most talented actresses out there, and I guess based on her lack of sex appeal alone, she’d have to be a pretty amazing actress to have the career that she’s had while looking the way she does. That’s not to say she’s ugly, or some kind of acting monster, it’s just to say that her look isn’t one I’d ever masturbate to…not in the 70s and not today…and if I was a casting director in the 70s when she happened, I would have required the kind of blowjob that leaves my testicles sticking out of my urethra to give her her first break… All this to say, she’s got a bunch of clones that I guess she made in her lab in the pool house of her mansion…and this is what they look like…the Next generation of Streep, being introduced to the world..in whatever this is a campaign for…and it’s creeping me out. The post Meryl Streep’s Creepy Clones of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cailin Russo for an Underwear Shoot of the Day

Cailin Russo is one of these instagram models who has a little bit more authenticity thanks to her dad being in a shitty 90s pop-punk band called New Found Glory, that I can assume involved knocking her groupie mom up when her mom was probably 18, thanks to these creepy pop-punk dudes from the 90s being total creepers are girls across the country who would groupie at their events. I guess they were no different than Rockers of the 70s and 80s, Rappers of the 2000s, and DJS of the 2010s..not that it matters, we all know that musicians have groupies and that’s why they are musicians…and that groupies get pregnant to bring the musician baby to life as the ultimate in fan girl / child support checks…. Here she is in a shoot that bores me for some underwear company, mainly because I find her boring, unless she does nude shoots, which she does….I’m just too lazy to look for them…I mean I like my panties to look less like diapers on a bitch..and a lot more naked so that I can jerk off to the pics….maybe I’m too picky…and have unrealistic expectations out of models… The post Cailin Russo for an Underwear Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cailin Russo Is Perfection

I’m still not sure what I’ve been doing wrong here, but no matter how many posts I write declaring my love for Cailin Russo , I can’t seem to make her my next ex-wife, or even just my latest Internet girlfriend. I think maybe it’s time to try playing hard to get. So here’s Cailin’s latest crazy-hot just OK photoshoot and it totally does doesn’t turn my entire pants region to mush and make me want to propose to her via Twitter once a day. How’s that for reverse psychology? » view all 27 photos

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Cailin Russo Is Perfection

I’m still not sure what I’ve been doing wrong here, but no matter how many posts I write declaring my love for Cailin Russo , I can’t seem to make her my next ex-wife, or even just my latest Internet girlfriend. I think maybe it’s time to try playing hard to get. So here’s Cailin’s latest crazy-hot just OK photoshoot and it totally does doesn’t turn my entire pants region to mush and make me want to propose to her via Twitter once a day. How’s that for reverse psychology? » view all 27 photos

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AshelyInLA Wishes Evander Holyfield a Happy Birthday of the Day

Happy Birthday Evander Holyfield. #DreamBig #NeverGiveUp #Worldpeace. A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Oct 10, 2014 at 3:18am PDT AshleyInLa is one of the greatest things to happen to social media. I’ve been following her antics on instagram for a long time – she’s basically making fun of all the fame whores out there – by doing a variation of their fame whoring – it what I think is a pretty fucking genius way – and throughout the whole process – has pretty rockin’ body… So yesterday was Evander Holyfield’s birthday…follow your dreams…and my dreams are following AshleyInLa … Now – here she is on her lip gloss NO PERVY COMMENTS PLEASE! This is about my lipgloss. #Chanel #Worldpeace A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Oct 10, 2014 at 3:46am PDT And – Here she is playing with Dan Bilzerian’s money Follow your dreams always. #DreamItDoIt #worldpeace A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Oct 10, 2014 at 11:46pm PDT She’s the best…

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Cailin Russo Topless of the Day

I’ve made fun of Cailin Russo a little bit because that’s what I do when I like girls. It is also what I do when I hate girls. So it is hard to differentiate the two…not that I actually care about any of these girls. They only exist in my inbox as they are self promoting themselves aggressively, trying to be “it girls” or part of campaigns – because it validates them and helps grow their social media – so that they feel more important than the other girls who aren’t as eager for attention… Now I don’t hate that, I like girls who get in front of the camera – especially when topless…but there are just so many of them, it’s hard to really differentiate one from the other. They all blend into one hipster pile of hair on a skinny body with shitty tattoos…that I would ejaculate on, but in my defence I’ve ejaculated on some weird shit in my day…from kitchen tables to public door knobs…to college desks to panties found at the laundromat…I’m talent. I just think in the grand scheme of everything – in my life and your life – no matter how much money she makes, or how shitty her dad’s punk band is, she doesn’t matter…you could argue that nothing matters..and I guess you’d be right…but along with nothing comes Cailin – just in the right circle – Russo…and here are her tits.

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Cailin Russo for Luke Davis of the Day

Cailin Russo is one of these new wave hipster models – who isn’t all that important – but who did get big enough on Instagram – thanks to her father being in the music industry and knocking up one of his slutty groupies to create her…but more importantly to get her cast in a Bieber video, where she kissed him, and was enough to put her on the map and perpetuate her into paid gigs and cashing in… Now is she hot enough? Who cares. Hot doesn’t matter when you have instagram followers, a kinda famous creeper dad, and a dream…of getting naked on the internet for brands.. I encourage this behavior. It’s shot by a dude named LUCK DAVIS – I don’t know if her is her boyfriend or if he fucks her as boyfriends do – but I do know he’s taking pics of her half naked…right..

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