Emma Watson was in Asia, where I am sure she’s super famous because she’s Emma Watson and super fucking famous….all huge on the nerd shit…the pervert shit…the 14 year old dudes wanted to fuck, but couldn’t because that would make them creepers…only to wait for her 18th birthday to actually go through with the masturbation session – a monumental moment…on some MAYAN ruins shit….the orgasm built up inside their testicles for nearly a decade…giving them time to plan their Harry Potter fan boy, cosplay costume….before busting on himself in a glorious Emma Watson mess… I like these pics of her little cleavage because I am a pervert, but not like an Emma Watson fan pervert, just a titty pervert who likes cleavage…like a normal pervert…no round rimmed glasses necessary…. Here’s some bitch Lucy Watson doing Yoga in the park…it’s always the younger sister living the good life, doing YOGA all day like some kind of slacker…unless they aren’t related at all… TO SEE MORE LUCY WATSON CLICK HERE The post Emma Watson in the Beauty and the Beast of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Model Hanne Gaby Odiele has found her hook!!! A hook you may be upset about because you may have jerked off to her tits …. I posted once ….and LUCKILY I wasn’t celebrating her for being hot…. Because she’s found a great marketing hook and that hook is that she’s was born a HE….but not really a he….but an “Intersex” and hat does that actually mean…gender is an obscure construct of society…and penis and vagina area all the same magical thing…we all start in the womb the same…and men just evolve more…science… She made the announcement on VOGUE….they call it “Intersex” and now her instagram advertises that she is a proud new advocate for intersex people…which is like being a proud new owner of an American made car, or like being a proud new father, or being a proud homeowner but with more…born with X and Y chromosome – like a man…but with a vagina…like a girl…and at 9 months…her testicles dropped….. Her parents got her the chop…because what the fuck do you do when your kid is a Jamie Lee Curtis…hermaphrodite…you go with the gender most strong….in an era when people didn’t advertise their testicles dropping at 9 months, before getting them surgically removed, and living a life as a woman model…but all that has changed. Thanks internet for airing your nonsense for attention. So now, she can have her career shine….because why not find your own freakish issues, that are more common than we know, because it will get her work…and make her think she’s making a difference. I don’t find this an awful situation because why make kids feel like freaks and why let parents decide if your balls should be amputated when you are a baby – as they try to fit in. I am a circumsized male and I didn’t choose that. My foreskin man clit has been removed because some creepy adult decided that….WEIRD…stay away for child gentials you freak… Also, if a bitch is hot Boy or girl, or tranny, or hermaphrodite or not…it doesn’t matter….I saw Boys Don’t Cry, and I’d fuck that little Trans Hilary Swank with her prosthetic dick…because I am inclusive….I just don’t like shameless, attention seeking, attempts to have a hook to put you on the map….and really all I see is a Downs Syndrome looking forehead…which throws this whole “what gender is she” erotica…like a sex game show…as hot… The post Hanne Gaby Odiele is Model Born with Testicles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nicole Scherzinger is the original Bruce Jenner…because that face, that hard face, despite the tits, is so fucking manly…it confuses me…. Sure, she could be a woman – who just loves fitness….this BOXING video of her may prove that…but maybe she’s just training to be a tranny fighter – out to save the world…now that she’s mastered the whole dancing like a stripper on stage singing shitty pop songs that made her a fucking fortune… I don’t know what this event is, or why the trashy dress to show off her fake looking wrestler tits…but I can assume that they are being used as a diversion as most fake tits are – to trick us into thinking “tits” and nothing else about the testicles…. I do know that I appreciate fake tits, not because I like the look or feel when I pay 10 dollars a song to touch them….but I like the commitment to the cause, the fact that these girls think going under the knife to jack up their tits is the fucking answer to their problems and worth their money and efforts…all for tits…hell they like tits and do more for tits than I do…I just stare at them, I don’t create them….except maybe in my mashed potatoes…but then again, I’ve always been an underachiever… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nicole Scherzinger’s Titty Window of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Look – It’s Lady Gaga’s pussy flap…at least that’s what it’s supposed to be…it may just be her testicles stretched out…or my imagination and just part of her gunt..that you know hangs over her pussy and/or dick, making it look smaller than it actual is…something I can relate to…only I am as small as you’d expect when seeing it burried in my fat…. I guess what I am saying is that I’m not into Lady Gaga genitals, or looking up her short legs, but how great is looking up these short short legs on normal girls who aren’t weird attention seeing, possibly trans, at least trans would explain her face, girls…who just don’t wear panties in their short short and don’t realize that with short shorts comes a direct view to vagina…the second they uncross to get off the bus, or park bench they are eating on… It’s winter here now…but there was a time a few months ago where I’d see at least one pussy a week all thanks to fashionable trendy shorts….the girls weren’t Lady Gaga..but this is Lady Gaga and she’s the fucking worst. The post Lady Gaga Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Meryl Streep is celebrated as one of the most talented actresses out there, and I guess based on her lack of sex appeal alone, she’d have to be a pretty amazing actress to have the career that she’s had while looking the way she does. That’s not to say she’s ugly, or some kind of acting monster, it’s just to say that her look isn’t one I’d ever masturbate to…not in the 70s and not today…and if I was a casting director in the 70s when she happened, I would have required the kind of blowjob that leaves my testicles sticking out of my urethra to give her her first break… All this to say, she’s got a bunch of clones that I guess she made in her lab in the pool house of her mansion…and this is what they look like…the Next generation of Streep, being introduced to the world..in whatever this is a campaign for…and it’s creeping me out. The post Meryl Streep’s Creepy Clones of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am not alone in thinking that Pink is a man, and that any man who has sex with Pink is into girls who are men. Up on that tranny shit, gateway to homosexuality, not quite a girl, not quite a poofter kick….but maybe people are won over by her angelic voice….I just know that in her 20 year long career…I’ve never jerked off to her…and I’ve jerked off to inanimate objects in my prime…you know things that look like tits or a spread asshole…meaning she really doesn’t speak to me on that level…but as an animal lover, I support her getting naked for PETA, even if PETA is probably just some over-hyped scam….even if I have to look at her grossness that is probably not as gross as some of the things I’ve put my dick in, like that rotting sandwich my shitty roommate left in the fridge just to watch that motherfucker… All this to say, I’m glad PETA cropped out her testicles. The post Pink is Terrifying When Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Hilary Duff posted her best impression of her being a clydesdale pulling a sleigh through the field back before the industrial revolution…and for some reason, not one that involves an equine fetish, I find it kind of hot…I mean the idea of a strong woman doing squats with me on her shoulders isn’t all that erotic, but after being married to a pile of fat shit, that’s hardly even alive, but rather just an annoying piece of doughy furniture that talks and smells like shit, the idea of a girl capable of bouncing up and down in general is amazing…. So this may not be intended to be pornographic, but like anything in life, there’s some weirdo masturbating to it, in this case that weirdo is me, because I took this non sexual thing, next levelling it, even when the intent of the girl posting it has nothing sexual about it…because men are capable of great masturbation feats…
Candice Swanepoel posted this dance video on instagram, turns out I’ve already POSTED THIS VIDEO A WEEK AGO … But I am doing it again…because no one pays attention to anything I do or say…it would be depressing – but the fact is that I don’t even pay attention to anything I do or say – so I feel you…but I’d rather be feeling this Candice Swanepoel and her small model implants with my mouth..while feeling her ass with my testicles… I’m romantic like that. Behind the Scenes…
Emily Ratajkowski is the kind of girl you try to make fall in love with you and trap with a pregnancy you convince her is a good idea so that she never leaves you. Kinda like what Jessica Alba did to her husband, or what K-Fed did to Britney, because there comes a certain responsibility, at least with most people who don’t flee the country and legally change their name like a fugitive to never be found by their illegitimates, where a person puts their differences behind them, and focuses on the kid, meaning for the rest of your life, even if she comes to her senses and hates you, not that she would, because when you land a girl like Emily Ratajkowski you don’t fuck around and treat her like the queen that she is….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…well then look at her tits, they seem to do a great job explaining things…from making music videos hits, to making herself famous, she’s gonna have a solid year at the top…the real question now is where does she take it from here…some people go from rags to riches, she’s gone from naked photoshoot to famous…and for that she’s the hero of the day…I’m a fan, now if only she responded to some of the love letters I’ve been mailing her….sealed in semen and blood so she knows I care… Feminists hate her, I love her hustle, I’m just interested to see if the fame lasts or if it’s a flash in a pan, cuz there are many hot girls out there, it’s the smart ones who maneuverer shit probably to win at life, even if it seems like she’s won at life today…that can all change if shit’s not done proper…I guess we’ll have to keep watching, something I don’t mind doing…cuz she dresses like this.
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