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Bella Thorne’s Tongue Wants Attention

As you know I’m more of a fan of Bella Thorne ‘s tongue than Bella Thorne. So when it makes its way out of her mouth, I have to report on it. Also, I know what you perverts are thinking when you see chicks stick their tongues out and that’s just rude. I only like it for medical reasons. To see if they’re healthy or not.                  

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Bella Thorne’s Tongue Wants Attention

Bella Thorne’s Tongue Wants Attention

As you know I’m more of a fan of Bella Thorne ‘s tongue than Bella Thorne. So when it makes its way out of her mouth, I have to report on it. Also, I know what you perverts are thinking when you see chicks stick their tongues out and that’s just rude. I only like it for medical reasons. To see if they’re healthy or not.                  

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1600 Gaslit Ave: Donald Trump Says He NEVER Said Mexico Would Pay For The Wall [Video]

Source: JIM WATSON / Getty Donald Trump Claims He Never Said Mexico Would Pay For Wall Dawg, Donald Trump be lyin’ his A$$ off, bruh. Each and every one of us is old enough to remember back in 2016 when Donald Trump was runnin’ for President and runnin’ his mouth claiming that Mexico would pay for his bum a$$ $5 billion border wall. Although we wouldn’t know if we were, we’re pretty sure that we didn’t get hit with the Men In Black thingy and this for sure happened back on February 25, 2016 Today, Donnie is telling more lies in an attempt to convince the American people to cough up the coins for his personal political gain. Continue reading

Dude Dies at Booty Dance And Other Videos of the Day

Road Rage Leads to Shooting… 500 Pounds Man Removed by Crane… Mother Pushes Kid into Traffic.. Bear Raids Fridge – Only LEaves Beer What is in her mouth… The post Dude Dies at Booty Dance And Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Is That My Cousin? Animals Act Out Annoying Relatives You’ll Find At The Family Reunion

Source: Jose Gerardo San Miguel / EyeEm / Getty Summertime continues to bring the heat, resulting in great cookouts, pool parties and of course, family reunions. But let’s be real…while such occasions are a great way to catch up with long lost cousins, the kinfolk can verge on the path of annoying sometimes. From cuz who can’t chew with his mouth closed to auntie whose shade stretches across the seven seas, swipe through to find one of your family members in these hilarious animals!

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Is That My Cousin? Animals Act Out Annoying Relatives You’ll Find At The Family Reunion

Tristan Thompson: Still Banging Mistresses Behind Khloe’s Back?!

It’s been two months since Tristan Thompson was caught cheating on Khloe Kardashian , but remarkably, he has yet to be kicked to the curb. Yes, by all accounts, Tristan and Khloe have really committed themselves to making this relationship work — or at least Khloe has, anyway. According to a new report from Radar Online, Tristan hasn’t learned his lesson about sleeping around behind Khloe’s back. And it seems there’s one mistress in particular that Thompson just can’t get off his mind. Tristan allegedly hooked up with Lani Blair while he was in D.C. with the Cleveland Cavs. We know that Thompson has been in contact with Blair recently, but we assumed he was smart enough to at least keep the relationship platonic. Turns out, we were wrong. “Tristan’s so sneaky,” says one insider . “He wants Khloe to have a break from motherhood and go back to LA for a week or two to be with her family. He’s telling her she deserves some girl time with her sisters, cocktails in the sun and the warm LA weather.” First of all — warm LA weather?! C’mon, source! Last we checked, it’s June everywhere, and Lake Erie isn’t north of the Wall! Anyway, what really matters here is not the insider’s knowledge of meteorology, but their claims about Tristan’s ulterior motives: “The truth is, Tristan wants some time away from Khloe so he can be with Lani,” the informant says. “He told Khloe he’ll take care of all her expenses and take care of baby True in Cleveland and wants to put Khloe on the next private jet to L.A.” Yes, apparently Tristan still has “serious feelings” for Blair, and he just doesn’t know how to quit his stripper side-piece. “He misses those fun times and Lani makes him feels so good. He wants that type of comfort right now, especially since he just lost the finals,” the insider claims. “He’s not ready or in the mood to deal with Khloe, hear her run her mouth or work on their relationship just yet.” Oh, man. Hopefully, he doesn’t use the phrase “run her mouth” within earshot of Khloe. We’re pretty if you talk about a woman in those terms just weeks after you cheated on her while she was pregnant with your baby, she’s legally allowed to murder you. Tristan’s on the thinnest ice known to man, and dude just tried on a pair of concrete boots. View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian: Why She SHOULD Leave Tristan Thompson, But Never Will

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Fix It Jesus: These Raunchy Church Signs Will Have You Asking For Forgiveness

Source: Jeff Greenberg / Getty You’d think some signs would get proofread before they went up for all to see. One place of worship in the Gold Coast, Australia apparently didn’t think twice when they decided to put up a sign that read, “FORGIVENESS IS SWALLOWING WHEN YOU’D RATHER SPIT.”   Now surely all Christian folks’ minds aren’t in the gutter, but come on…   How can you NOT laugh. Or maybe it’s just us sinners…   Don’t judge. God’s working on all of us.   The Anglican Church of the Holy Spirit explained their raunchy sign for folks whose mind was, shall we say…elsewhere. “You don’t open your mouth and yell at somebody, you close your mouth and swallow,” a spokesperson said.   “If you want to say something, keep your mouth closed for a bit. Swallow it, don’t spit it out,” they continued.   (Sigh) Be patient with us lawd! If you need to laugh at more hilarious church signs that you’ll ask for forgiveness for later, swipe through for the naughty!

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Fix It Jesus: These Raunchy Church Signs Will Have You Asking For Forgiveness

Source: Jeff Greenberg / Getty You’d think some signs would get proofread before they went up for all to see. One place of worship in the Gold Coast, Australia apparently didn’t think twice when they decided to put up a sign that read, “FORGIVENESS IS SWALLOWING WHEN YOU’D RATHER SPIT.”   Now surely all Christian folks’ minds aren’t in the gutter, but come on…   How can you NOT laugh. Or maybe it’s just us sinners…   Don’t judge. God’s working on all of us.   The Anglican Church of the Holy Spirit explained their raunchy sign for folks whose mind was, shall we say…elsewhere. “You don’t open your mouth and yell at somebody, you close your mouth and swallow,” a spokesperson said.   “If you want to say something, keep your mouth closed for a bit. Swallow it, don’t spit it out,” they continued.   (Sigh) Be patient with us lawd! If you need to laugh at more hilarious church signs that you’ll ask for forgiveness for later, swipe through for the naughty!

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Kim Kardashian Goes OFF on Rhymefest: Keep Kanye’s Name Out of Your Mouth!!

Kanye West’s outlandish statements and worrisome behavior, form his outspoken Trump support to his blaming black people for slavery , continue to have consequences. This time, Rhymefest put out a statement for a charity in Kanye’s mother’s name, distancing the organization from Kanye’s MAGA views. Kim Kardashian took to Twitter in a fury, putting Rhymefest on blast and vowing to take that charity out from under him. Che Smith is better known by his stage name, Rhymefest. He is an American hip hop artist, an award-winning songwriter, and a philanthropist. He is also a politician from Chicago. He is cofounder of Donda’s House, a charity named after Dr. Donda West, Kanye’s late mother. As Snoop Dogg recently alluded , she passed away just over a decade ago. Recently, Donda’s House put out a statement imploring people upset by Kanye’s Trump-support and other outlandish statements that they do not share his views. “While we cannot and do not speak for Kanye West and his views, we can and will speak up for the youth that we serve.” “We ask that as you boycott and protest Kanye West, that you not forget that we are a non-profit organization that like other non-profits needs donations, corporate support, and volunteers” “We do not want your rejection of Kanye West, to be a rejection of Dr. Donda West and the thousands of lives she impacted including her own son.” The non-profit also accused Kanye of having not provided them with the desired financial support, despite alleged agreements to do so. Kim sent out a series of angry tweets on Saturday in response. “U haven’t been right since u got kicked out of the studio in Hawaii wearing fake Yeezy’s @RHYMEFEST.” Hey, even fake Yeezys are closer to the real thing than plenty of people are willing to wear. “You’re over [leveraging] Kanye’s name & asked Kanye to donate money to u so stop w your fake community politics & lies. Truth is you haven’t been able to sustain the foundation.” That’s quite the claim. “I saw you at our studio a few weeks ago so why didn’t you bring this up then @RHYMEFEST ? You were trying to get Kanye to listen to your sub par beats. You have the audacity to use Kanye’s mom name to try to shed a negative light on Kanye.” Some, Snoop Dogg included, have suggested in recent days that Kanye’s behavior would be better if his mother were still alive to talk sense into him. Kim then pulls out some reciepts. “You didn’t say this when Kanye paid you up front then you disappeared during Pablo # RealFriends @RHYMEFEST.” Some would point out since Kanye has been accused of borrowing massive amounts of money from Jay-Z, this isn’t the best angle of attack. “F–k i spelled leveraging wrong. Typing while pissed will do this to you.” That is very relatable. “You better believe I will make it my mission to take Donda’s House from you and let my children run it the way it should be run! @RHYMEFEST” That’s quite a vow. But, to her credit, she’s talking about handing it over to Dr. Donda West’s grandchildren rather than taking it for herself. “Oh and lastly your flight cancelled to Wyoming. You thought you were really worthy to be on this album.” Kim concluded her roast with an “apology” to her followers that was really just shade. “Sorry to all of my followers for flooding my timeline I know you have no idea who Rhymefest is.” Rhymefest replied on Twitter, posting a full letter.. “Hey @KimKardashian good to hear from you. Here’s my response.” We’ll give you the highlights. He starts by explaining her attempted callouts about his presence at the studio and such. And then he gets personal. “How can you criticize an organization that you’ve never physically been to OR that you’ve never even talked to the Executive Director or any of the team?” Oooh. He points out that, unlike Kim, he actually knew and had a relationship with Kanye’s mother. “I actually knew and was mentored by Dr. Donda West personally and have met with and spoken to hundreds of her students and mentees who not only support the work that we are doing in Chicago, but compel it.” He suggests that Kim is not getting the whole story of alleged broken promises that Kanye has made. “At this point, if you and Kanye want us to dissolve the organization so that you can do the work, we welcome that.” The way that he sees it, that would just mean more organizations helping young people. “As we will continue from our home on the South Side of Chicago, to do what we can to support the community we’ve worked 5 years to build in spite of you & Kanye’s lack of interest or support.” Oh dang . At the end, he writes that he awaits her decision, and: “Our community will be okay, regardless.” View Slideshow: 15 of the Craziest Celebrity Twitter Feuds EVER

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$400K Magic: Rejection Wasn’t The End For This ‘Shark Tank’ Contestant

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Source: Luis Alvarez / Getty Getting booted off  Shark   Tank  was not the beginning for The Lip Bar CEO Melissa Butler. This woman built her lipstick line into an almost half a million dollar business after being rejected on Shark Tank https://t.co/E2MbW0Decm pic.twitter.com/WEBYF6iPgE — xoNecole (@xonecole) February 2, 2018 Butler started her career as a financial analyst on Wall Street, but soon recognized a need within the beauty industry for lipsticks catered to women of color. Her stint on the ABC show came after her all-natural lipstick line was already on the market for a year. Show judges were not easily swayed to back the already profitable business, so Butler walked away without a deal. But that was only motivation for the young entrepreneur. The Lip Bar is now in its fifth year of business and worth nearly half a million dollars.

$400K Magic: Rejection Wasn’t The End For This ‘Shark Tank’ Contestant