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Cersei Reads Actual Insults from The Bachelor

Queen Cersei has a question for Ben Higgins : Let's be honest, man. Who wants to f-ck a virgin?!? Lena Headey appeared on Monday night as a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live, admitting that she has never tuned in to watch The Bachelor online or on television. But that didn't mean she couldn't get into her beloved Game of Thrones character in order to read actual lines from Season 20 of the ABC reality sensation. Along with the above insult, Headey (goblet of wine in hand, of course) did her best impression of Ben's various suitors from the past several weeks, reading lines about bad breath and boob jokes and, of course, “bitches.” Thanks to some leaked The Bachelor spoilers , we have a pretty strong idea of who will win Ben's heart this season… and even of who will be named The Bachelorette for this summer's edition of the program. But can we stop for a moment and nominate Headey? As Queen Cersei, of course? She's single. She's hilarious. She's mean. She's catty. She's always drunk. She's perfect for the gig! Check out Headey's hysterical Jimmy Kimmel Live appearance and impressions below and just try to disagree: Lena Headey for The Bachelorette!!!!

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Hilary Duff Fitness of the Day

Hilary Duff posted her best impression of her being a clydesdale pulling a sleigh through the field back before the industrial revolution…and for some reason, not one that involves an equine fetish, I find it kind of hot…I mean the idea of a strong woman doing squats with me on her shoulders isn’t all that erotic, but after being married to a pile of fat shit, that’s hardly even alive, but rather just an annoying piece of doughy furniture that talks and smells like shit, the idea of a girl capable of bouncing up and down in general is amazing…. So this may not be intended to be pornographic, but like anything in life, there’s some weirdo masturbating to it, in this case that weirdo is me, because I took this non sexual thing, next levelling it, even when the intent of the girl posting it has nothing sexual about it…because men are capable of great masturbation feats…

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Hilary Duff Fitness of the Day

Karlie Kloss in a Shitty Victoria’s Secret Ad of the Day

Here’s a Karlie Kloss for Victoria’s Secret scent commercial that I am posting because I like giving Victoria’s Secret free advertising, you see they aren’t paying me for this shit, if anything, they will email me asking me to take down their pics because that’s just the kind of evil empire they are… Well the good news is that I am only posting it because Karlie Kloss is fucking weird looking and even when half naked…she’s weird looking…an even when she’s doing the reverse birthing process with Taylor Swift’s tongue…in a shove it as far as you can in me….she’s weird looking…and here’s the commercial anyway…

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Nicki Minaj Instagram Porn of the Day

Nicki Minaj posted titty pics on instagram and I guess they don’t really matter. I mean big cleavage, big fucking deal…she’s established that she’s not a little pop tart who went to the same performing arts school as Lady Gaga in NYC, but rather from the fucking streets yo…a hip hop icon and not just a candy coated brat imitating or doing her best impression of hip hop…even though hip hop doesn’t exist anymore, that’s all just bullshit the record labels tell you, it’s all corporate and designed…and the only think real about it is the LOVE AND HIP HOP SEX TAPE I RELEASED and that’s only legit cuz there’s unprotected sex in it…. Either way, here’s her instagram pornography…

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James Franco and Ashley Benson Parody "Boyfriend"

James Franco stars in a new viral video that proves two things: He should leave the dancing to Justin Bieber . He’s totally dating Pretty Little Liars star Ashley Benson. The stars had been a rumored couple for months, but they each appear in the following parody of Bieber’s “Boyfriend,” as Franco does his best impression of the 18-year old pot smoker and Benson stands around and looks attractive. Check it out now: James Franco Parodies “Boyfriend” Franco and Benson cozied up during the filming of Spring Breakers . What do you think of his Bieber impersonation?

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The Simpsons Channel Ke$ha

Lisa Simpson did her best impression of Noah Cyrus last night. Like Miley’s little sister before her, Lisa got down with her dirty side on the most recent episode of The Simpsons , joining fellow Springfield residents for a hilarious rendition of the Ke$ha single “Tik Tok.” Read a detailed review of the episode and then check out the video below. The Simpsons Do Ke$ha

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