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Emily Ratajkowski See Through Shirt of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is the kind of girl you try to make fall in love with you and trap with a pregnancy you convince her is a good idea so that she never leaves you. Kinda like what Jessica Alba did to her husband, or what K-Fed did to Britney, because there comes a certain responsibility, at least with most people who don’t flee the country and legally change their name like a fugitive to never be found by their illegitimates, where a person puts their differences behind them, and focuses on the kid, meaning for the rest of your life, even if she comes to her senses and hates you, not that she would, because when you land a girl like Emily Ratajkowski you don’t fuck around and treat her like the queen that she is….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…well then look at her tits, they seem to do a great job explaining things…from making music videos hits, to making herself famous, she’s gonna have a solid year at the top…the real question now is where does she take it from here…some people go from rags to riches, she’s gone from naked photoshoot to famous…and for that she’s the hero of the day…I’m a fan, now if only she responded to some of the love letters I’ve been mailing her….sealed in semen and blood so she knows I care… Feminists hate her, I love her hustle, I’m just interested to see if the fame lasts or if it’s a flash in a pan, cuz there are many hot girls out there, it’s the smart ones who maneuverer shit probably to win at life, even if it seems like she’s won at life today…that can all change if shit’s not done proper…I guess we’ll have to keep watching, something I don’t mind doing…cuz she dresses like this.

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Motorcycle Cam of the Day

Nothing like some clever camera work to let us experience a motorbike ride from the right angle.. The only problem with all this is that I have seen one hot biker chick in my entire life….so I am not sure they actually exist, the one time I saw blonde hair flowing in the wind that I thought a biker bitch had potential, she turned out to be a he…and the rest of the biker babes I’ve seen have been fat and serious lesbian…the kind who use dolphin shaped dildos and probably wanted to rip my testicles off just because I had testicles…and penis is their biker bitch enemy…but that doesn’t mean I’m not gonna take every single bump she hits in….cuz the fact this video exists is funny to me.

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Man Adopts Stray Dog, Awakens to Discover Testicle Gone

This seems to be the week of strange animal stories. The other day it was the roaming gang of street cats , and today it is a stray dog gone wrong. Taking in a stray dog is such a selfless act. Giving an animal a home is usually paid back in spades by the adoring love of the new mutt.  And then, sometimes, the dog chews your nuts off . An Arkansas man, who for obvious reasons wished to remain nameless when recounting his story, found himself in that exact position. He took in a “small, white, and fluffy” stray dog, slept in the nude, and woke up to discover the dog had eaten one of his testicles. The man is paralyzed and was awoken due to “burning pain” only to find the dog’s muzzle and paws covered in blood. He was treated at St. Bernards (seriously?) Regional Medical Center. The dog who had been docile in the previous days, was ultimately euthanized and will be tested for rabies.  Moral of the story: Don’t sleep naked with a strange dog. 

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Ballin’ Out Of Control: Chinese Woman Faces Death Penalty For Killing A Man By Crushing His Balls With Her Bare Hands!!

Fellas, we apologize in advance… Chinese Woman Facing Death Penalty For Squeezing A Man’s Balls Until He Died Via NYDailyNews A 42-year-old woman is on trial for allegedly grabbing a man’s genitals after he told her not to park her electric bike in front of his store. He later died from shock, according to reports. “I’ll squeeze it to death, you’ll never have children again,” witnesses reported her as saying as she called on her brother and husband for back-up. The woman, who could face the death penalty if convicted, got into the row – in the Meilan District of Haikou City, Hainan – more than a year ago on April 19, 2012. IBTimes reports that her 41-year-old victim went into a state of shock and died before paramedics could treat him. The final outcome of the trial, it adds, depends largely on the interpretation of the woman’s statement of “squeeze it to death.” Dr Irwin Goldstein, urologist and director of San Diego Sexual Medicine, has previously told Gizmodo it is “quite plausible” the squeeze had killed the man. “Yes, the testicles are exquisitely sensitive to touch and there is a huge release of adrenalin when there is excessive force applied to these organs,” he told the site. He added that it could have brought on a heart attack. Worst way to die EVER! She deserves every volt in the electric chair. Image via Shutterstock

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Jodie Marsh Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Glamour Model, Reality Star, turned scary as fuck monster, Jodie Marsh, who was once a little more delicate looking stripper trash, but who is now 33 and has taken up body building in order to lower her percentage body fat, grow out her clit, fake tan harder than before, and become a tatted up looking washed up stripper trash….decided to post some bikini pics on twitter….of her retarded huge tits…set against her musclular body that is probably good to dominate girls in the bedroom…who cares….girls in bikinis even if they have high testosterone are still girls as long as they have tits to distract from their testicles…

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JWoww Can Wash My Car In Lingerie Anytime

Look, we all know JWoWW isn’t exactly the hottest woman on the planet, she’s facially challenged, but she’s got those big fake breasts and a pretty decent body so I can’t help but post pictures of her. Especially when those pictures have been touched up by a nerd with a solid grasp of photoshop. Here she is in the pages of Inked magazine getting all soaped up as she washes a car in lingerie. Hot. I don’t have a car, but my testicles could use a good scrubbing. Call me.

Ashley Greene’s Cleavage Goes Country

I obviously didn’t watch the 2012 CMT Music Awards last night, I had things to do, my testicles aren’t going to shave themselves, but I did look through some shots from the red carpet and found this hottie. Here’s Ashley Greene , remember her, showing off a pretty quality amount of cleavage in her sexy dress. Is she still dating one of the Jonas Brothers or is she finally ready to date a real man… A real man with his very own blog maybe? Call me.

Kim Kardashian’s Big Leather Breasts

I always knew Kim Kardashian’s breasts were a good size, her gigantic booty normally gets all the attention, but were they always this big? Here she is with the girls all tucked into a nice leather dress. They look like two sexy punching bags. Seriously, these things look larger than usual, I don’t get it. I haven’t heard anything about her getting an augmentation, but I’m all for it. The bigger the better I always say. I want to punch those things with my testicles.

Jessica-Jane Clement’s Wicked Side Boob

Here’s my new favorite hottie Jessica Jane Clement at the FHM 100 Sexiest Party in London last night stealing the show with some awesome sideboob. I love this chick, she’s the best. I think the fourth pick’s got a little boob slippage, unfortunately she’s wearing some sort of weird nipple cover sticker so we don’t get to see anything good. What a waste. Although to be fair, I have the same kind of sticker to cover my testicles when I wear my short short bathing suit at the beach, but mine’s got a set of testicles airbrushed on it.

Lucy Pinder Rests Her Massive Breasts

You all know how much I love busty British hottie Lucy Pinder , I think that’s pretty obvious, about as obvious as Whitney Houston having cocaine and weed in her system when she died, so when I found these pictures of the hottie lounging in bed in her lingerie my testicles just about exploded. I’ve been in love with those massive breasts for years now so I couldn’t resist the topless goodness. Sure the pictures are pretty damn cheesy, she’s wearing a jockey helmet in one of the shots….. I love it anyway.