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Lucy Pinder Rests Her Massive Breasts

Posted on March 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You all know how much I love busty British hottie Lucy Pinder , I think that’s pretty obvious, about as obvious as Whitney Houston having cocaine and weed in her system when she died, so when I found these pictures of the hottie lounging in bed in her lingerie my testicles just about exploded. I’ve been in love with those massive breasts for years now so I couldn’t resist the topless goodness. Sure the pictures are pretty damn cheesy, she’s wearing a jockey helmet in one of the shots….. I love it anyway.

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JoJo See Through Dress Pictures

Posted on January 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love that a good part of women’s fashion consists of see through materials, it just makes sense. Here’s JoJo in some self Twitter pictures showing off the goods in a nice see through dress. Obviously she knows what she’s doing, it looks like she’s got a couple of star shaped stickers over her nipples to help keep everything under wraps. I like it. Imagine having to wear a stick on your testicles so nobody can see them through your pants? Chicks are weird.

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Sofia Vergara’s Lovely MILF Cleavage

Posted on November 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After the always spectacular shots of Elizabeth Hurley’s cleavage all dressed up in a sexy dress, I thought it only fair to share a few equally special moments with latina super MILF Sofia Vergara’s tig old bitties in her fancy outfit. Breasts are great, you can dress them up, slap them into a little bikini, or just let them all hang out, and they always look amazing. I try dressing up my testicles all the time…. It’s just not the same.

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Pippa Middleton Licking Her Lips in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

Posted on October 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She’s about to blow…I feel it… Shit is like the nuclear reactor in Japan after th Tsunami….it is like your testicles after that hot girl brushed up against you accidentally on the bus cuz girls never brush up to you accidentally…it is like my heart after a night of cocaine….it is like my wife’s pants after she eats a cake…that elastic band only has so much strength…. If you don’t know what I’m getting at, I’m talking about her slut. I am talking about her daddy issues. Her feeling of inadequacies being in her sister’s shadow. She’s not a princess, but she’ll show us how to get noticed…it always happens…it is just a moatter of time. I’m eager for it….it better come otherwise I’m gonna look like an idiot with all these predictions… Now look at her knee cuz that’s all she’s giving us…and I’ll take it gladly…I know she’s not that hot but I’m hooked. Fuck you.

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Vanessa Hudgens Is Hooker Chic

Posted on September 23, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not into the latest fashion trends, skinny jeans hurt my testicles, but if this look is the new hot thing for chicks I’m all for it. Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in a nice pair of denim short shorts and some thigh high leather boots that can only be described as whoretastic. Is dressing up like a prostitute really a thing now? Awesome. And she’s not dressed like a classy prostitute you “accidentally” meet in a hotel lobby, this is a down on her luck, meth addicted street walker outfit. I guess if you’re going to do it, might as well go all out. Anyhow, I’m behind this look 100%. more pictures of Vanessa Hudgens here

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Julianne Hough Drops A Little Cleavage

Posted on August 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m really not sold on this Julianne Hough chick, she’s got a killer body and all, but her face just doesn’t do it for me. Here she is out the other day looking pretty good with her hair blowing in the wind like it’s a photoshoot. Not bad. I like that she brought along her perky little cleavage, that was nice of her, and she’s wearing some decent shorty shorts. All in all, I give it a six. That face man, it just doesn’t live up to the body. It would look a whole lot better with my testicles on it. Call me.

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Hilary Duff’s Amazing Pregnant Ass in Tight of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What better way to celebrate being 3 months pregnant with a billionaire homojock hockey player who has made her broad shouldered and now broad uterus and soon to be broad vaginaed and not even cuz it was team initiation season and she was the prop…than to throw on a pair of tights and show the world your amazing ass that we can fantasize about raw dogging, cuz clearly she doesn’t use condoms, but more importantly that we don’t have to worry about knocking up, even though Hilary Duff is one of those girls who if given the opportunity, you dig through the depths of your testicles and find that one sperm that isn’t two-headed, confused or half dead, and you make the motherfucker stick…cuz she’s a keeper and you’ve always envied K-Fed….here’s her ass.

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Lindsay Lohan See Through Pictures

Posted on August 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I heard a rumor yesterday that there’s video out there somewhere of Lindsay Lohan buying drugs or something like that, this post is not about that. This post is about Lindsay Lohan flashing her awesome chesticles in a sweet see through top. Much more interesting. She has to know her nipples are hanging out, her house has mirrors. If I had pants that were kinda see through I think I’d notice if my testicles were showing, but like Lindsay, I’d still leave the house. People need to see these things. Nice.

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Ashley Greene Shitty Tits in a One Piece of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Ashley Greene in some kind of onesie for the perverts who think girls dressed in outfits originally designed for infants is hot….While it just reminds me that she’s overrated and that she doesn’t try to seduce us throught he media as she should, cuz if she cared about the pervert fans for a minute, instead of the 14 year olds…she’d have hard nipples and a fucking cameltoe….but then again…maybe she can’t get cameltoes…you know since she’s a virgin thanks to a relationship with a Jonas Brother…. Either way, she’s so fucking boring…it is almost ridiculous….

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Elizabeth Hurley Hard Nipples on Set of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve decided these hard nippled Liz Hurley pics in a luxurious looking robe on the set of Gossip Girl….is all I really need to post to call it a day…seriously…I’m exhausted from looking at this amazingness..I think all my blood went to my testicles…or some shit and I’m feeling kinda faint…or maybe it’s just the dehydration, diabetes, liver failure, obesity, kidney stones, skin rash, impotency getting the bes t of me… That’s not to say I won’t post more today…but it is to say..why the fuck bother…mom or not….late 40s or not….she’s fantastic.

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