I thought we’d reached the real supermodel portion of those LoveAdvent videos, but I guess not because today it’s Hailey Baldwin stretching in lingerie. Or make that “stretching”. I don’t know much about exercise (I’m a blogger, remember?), but I’m pretty sure the only thing Hailey’s stretching here is the elastic band on my sweatpants. » view all 14 photos
I know I’m supposed to just be a T&A blogger, not a fashion blogger, but I’m really digging this whole blonde look for Selena Gomez . Not because I think she looks better as a blonde, I don’t really care either way, but because ever since she dyed her hair, she’s constantly been showing it — and, more importantly, her cute little cleavage — off every chance she gets. She should dye her hair every week!
I am sure there are a lot of women whining today, but then again women whine everyday, today they just have a reason to cry – because History wasn’t made and a woman wasn’t elected president, but I’m sure they’ll be fine – as Donald Trump was probably just trolling for votes and will actually swap out his banter for good…it’s possible – and worst case scenario – he can grab them by the pussy – to make them feel better.. Well, in girls being girls, because that’s what girls do…a group took the event of voting and decided to make it a social media angle, an instagram slutty pic, because they need stories to make slutty, and I’m a firm believer that people only do things for the sake of the pic now….. I know not all of these are slutty enough, but I think all girls are slutty, I’m that guy…a little cleavage and I am good…and the girl who voted twice is ok…I like her style…because she’s topless…always turn voting for the future of your country….maybe you shoulda voted harder…even though your opinion doesn’t matter…and topless pics do…good job girl… The post Girls Who Voted Taking the Opportunity to Slutty Selfie that they Voted of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Since E mily Ratajkowski ‘s dreams of being a big movie star are pretty much over, she is back to being a useless hot Instagram model. Not that there is a problem with that, it’s just becoming very competitive. Even though she’shot, she’s going to have to go back to being naked to really win over the younger generation. For me, tits is enough, but you need to be able to see everything now. Kids these days are desensitized and a little cleavage ain’t going to get a 20 year old off anymore.
There’s nothing like a little celebrity sideboob to help close out another long week, so here’s Natalie Dormer at the Zoolander No. 2 screening in London giving us a peek at that cute little cleavage of hers. Now I know Natalie isn’t as stacked in the funbag department as some of the other hotties we’ve had on the site, but when it comes to cleavage, I don’t discriminate. I love all shapes and sizes. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I don’t know if this is a coincidence, or if I’ve seen one too many cartoons involving nuclear waste turning animals or humans into freaks with super powers….but I do know that this fox living in radioactive Chernobyl makes me think that he may have a little more to him than just being a fox….as he makes a motherfucking sandwich better than most of you half retards can make a sandwich…as you pick up shit from Subway or the gas station…. It is safe to say, this is a glimpse into the takeover….while we worry about the Singularity and AI -hyper evolved animals are plotting against humans killing them…I’ve seen the Disney movie… The post THe Sandwich Making Chernobyl Fox of the DayVideos appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Simpson posted this picture of her holding a baby…and I noticed that she was showing off a little cleavage and figured that if I am pathetic enough to notice the cleavage, while not even being as pathetic as you, despite making my life about this nonsense, even though I don’t care…while you’re here…and I know you care…even about Jessica Simpson, some washed up, 90s, pop country star who went on to be a half retard on tv…but who throughout it all…though thick and thin…her first husband didn’t ride it out with her…but some other dude did and gave her a bunch of babies…babies that helped generate these tits…because those were the good years in your sad life… You know, this would be far more interesting….with nipple…or cum dripping off her face..or really anything but whatever.. The post Jessica Simpson Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here is the only hot Kardashian, Kendall Jenner taking a little hike while showing off her little cleavage and tight booty. As much as I hate her porn star sister, I’m a fan of Kendall and will always be as long as she keeps that body fit. However, I would like her to follow Kim’s footstep and make a sex tape of her own. Fingers crossed. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I don’t do a ton of posts on Malin Akerman anymore these days, but if she keeps showing up to events in dresses like this, then that’s definitely going to change. That’s right ladies, I’m easy like that. Show a little cleavage and it doesn’t matter if I’ve called you “a tranny Conan O’Brien” in the past, I’ll instantly be your new biggest fan. So enjoy these pictures of my new favorite actress at this year’s People’s Choice Awards while it lasts, because I’ll probably have a new favorite 10 minutes from now. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
I don’t know what the huge fascination is with JoJo because she’s average at best. And this is proof. Here she is enjoying a night out with what I’m hoping is a hot lipstick lesbian friend. Now don’t get me wrong, I’d spend an evening motorboating JoJo’s little cleavage, but sadly I’d be thinking about the hot piece next to her the whole time.