I thought we’d reached the real supermodel portion of those LoveAdvent videos, but I guess not because today it’s Hailey Baldwin stretching in lingerie. Or make that “stretching”. I don’t know much about exercise (I’m a blogger, remember?), but I’m pretty sure the only thing Hailey’s stretching here is the elastic band on my sweatpants. » view all 14 photos
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Hailey Baldwin Stretches For LoveAdvent Without Performing A Stretch
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I find it interesting, but not really, that people like to tell each other what TV show they are watching, what series they are really into, what book they are reading, what they are doing throughout the day… But rarely do people share what they masturbate to, I mean sometimes a girl you sext will send you a video she came to, and sometimes a friend will tell you he jerked off to some old high school year books he found at a garage sale, but for the most part…I don’t tell you what I am jerking off to ever…until today because today….I am jerking off to this golden whatever it is…Phoebe Price…my queen..I don’t think she could be any more perfect… The post This is What I Am Masturbating To Right Now of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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This is What I Am Masturbating To Right Now of the Day
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We know you all are out there ‘Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It’ because today is a day of celebration: It’s Will Smith’s birthday. The rapper-turned-TV-star and blockbuster actor celebrated his 46 birthday today, (September 25) and to mark this momentous occasion we’ve been all rapping the “Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air” theme song, pretty much all day…. Read more »
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Will Smith, Here’s The Perfect Birthday Present: Ed Sheeran Rapping The ‘Fresh Prince’ Theme Song
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Sorry everyone, but I think it might be time to shut down this site to go chase my dreams, because today I finally found my true calling: rubbing Dutch model Bregje Heinen ‘s booty with whatever’s in that bucket. Sunscreen, oil, it doesn’t really matter, either way, it’s a dream job. So how come I never knew this career path existed before today? I blame my high school guidance counselor. And to think of all the time and money I wasted getting my masters in celebrity blogging. Photos: Fameflynet
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I Want To Apply For This Job!
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Michelle Keegan has big tits and a not so big body….fucking with my mind and all I have known about big tits in my life….because they are supposed to come with a fat ass or shitty legs…or a gunt..unless they are fake…and I guess the only explanation is hormones in the food….it may lead to diabetes and birth defects…and weird as fuck cancers but shit is worth it for the tits….good job food scientist fucking with nature….good job.
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Michelle Keegan’s Gold Bikini for Some Magazine of the Day
Tagged because-today, birth-defects, detected, food, know-the-story, life, mind, Nsfw, springbreakers, stars
Pics of Behati Prinsloo GRABBING AT HER TITS TO MAKE THEM POP FOR VICTORIA’S SECRET have been popping up on the internet today…and they are ok…but then again I am not really a fan of this model, her name is just too cartoon-like for me to get into it…I mean how could you seriously throat fuck a girl named Behati Prinsloo without thinking a Bollywood Musical parade is gonna walk down that alley you’re throat fucking her in…. I can’t even say it sober without laughing…and feeling like a creep in the park luring in kids…..I know…what is a name…I barely know the name of any girl I get with, even my wife….I just call them all baby….I am a romantic….. Either way, she’s just part of the half naked Victoria’s Secret model roster that I can’t actually dislike…that’s why I just tweeted her asking if she was wet…because i care….cuz they are tall and half naked….getting paid millions to be half naked…making them better than any girl I get half naked…if the hired ones… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Behati Prinsloo Bikini Photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day
Tagged Ashley Tisdale, because-today, detected, Hollywood, know-the-story, Music, park, springbreakers, stars, underwear
So the Spring Breakers trailer has finally dropped…this is a movie staring all the little starlets as bikini bandits that have had the paparazzi on set since day one…making me feel like I know the story already….and it bores me…..because how many times can I look at Selena Gomez in that same bikini….but that was before today… Because Today, I found out that this is a Harmony Korine movie, and in the 90s, despite hating Kids and wanting them all to die of AIDS, and thinking GUMMO and Julien Donkey Boy and even Ken Park, were just shitty across the board, you know shock value for the sake of shock value, they were still better than the hollywood shit they were up against, paving the way for interesting independent movies….. So now I’m actually interested in seeing what he’s been up and what he’s still got in his back pocket of an over-hyped, marketed as “Genius” filmmaker in the 90s…. Let’s hope it’s not just a cash grab to pay his mortgage…. Here is a picture of Ashley Tisdale in a sports bra for twitter – because I figure she was left out of the Spring Breakers movie – something she is really unhappy about – so why not include her self produced erotica in it because I can – I am nice like that…
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Spring Breakers Official Trailer of the Day
I have no idea when this is from, or why this exists, but I know that any company that puts an underage girl in a lace leotard lingerie looking at herself in the mirror like she’s about to masturbate, even if only for a glimpse, is awesome to me, but then I remembered that Taylor Momsen isn’t underage at all…She’s 18 and her getting in lingerie doesn’t matter, cuz long and thin or not, she looks like Gaga’s sister and she was more half naked, controversial, sexual when she was 16, an age people care about girls being sluts….but I’ll post the pic anyway….cuz I figure never too old to get half naked….that’s part of the reason I sneak into old folks homes at bath time.
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Taylor Momsen in Lingerie for Something Asian of the Day
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