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Mischa Barton Crashes U-Haul of the Day

Posted on February 13, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mischa Barton is a great disaster and has been for a long fucking time – so seeing this video of her backing her U-Haul that she’s using to move to a new apartment, because in the event you’ve paid attention and you probably haven’t – her last apartment is where she had a suicidal episode for all her neighbors to witness and call 911 about…as that is how things work when you’re a celebrity child exploited by your parents – who lands a hit show before being totally forgotten…you break the fuck down in some self destructive cry for attention that people like me fucking love…because I am a firm believer that if you’re rich….you’re going to be ok…..unless you die…but when you die I guess in a way you’re ok anyway since you’re dead… Either way, she’s not dead yet, but I like this fall from what I already thought was rock bottom. It’s cute. The post Mischa Barton Crashes U-Haul of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Turner is Lovely of the Day

Posted on December 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t believe that at the end of last year, this Elizabeth Turner, a fresh college grad who had just moved to LA, hit me up asking me to feature her on my website, and I don’t think I did, despite thinking she was hot, because I am an asshole, but more importantly, because I knew her and her all american looks, and all american tits, would make it in the world of Guess?, like an Anna Nicole Smith or Charlotte McKinney, but less whorish and hotter… So I didn’t bother promoting her, it’s a thankless job even if I did, just ask Em Rat Cow…. But I did follow her, see her grow, and think…”I should have played this different”… So now, ignored by her as I message her incessantly about how we are friends, how I was there for her early on….I’m doing that post on her, probably not my first post on her since she’s blown up…but a post on her none the less reminding me of my failures in 2016 – that I will make again in 2017…and the wins…of all the other people I am connected to through social media…at least who I follow and who don’t follow me back – because they are users… All this to say, I like seeing people win, with tits like this, they were born winners.. The post Elizabeth Turner is Lovely of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Lee Buchan South African Titties for Fashion of the Day

Posted on December 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Jessica Lee Buchan, she’s South African, and like so many South African’s she’s fucking amazing to look at…. She’s got a huge following on social media, yet I’ve never heard of her, which isn’t that crazy a concept, as all these bitches sort of blend into each other, I don’t obsess over them, I don’t even notice their names, I sort of just let them happen…it’s repetitive so why get locked into one girl when there are thousands…literally thousands of beautiful creatures on the outside, even more than thousands considering I’ll fuck anything with a vagina due to low expectations.. That said, as a South African, a white South African, so probably rich, segregated, racist…..and just an amazing mix of hot bodied, resilient Dutch genetics that don’t die of AIDS like all the black people there do…. It’s the land of legless murdering olympians…and Candice Swanepoel….just hot chicks, with hot accents, looking hot….apartheid Nelson Mandela dont’ got nothing on this chick.. Follow her Instagram

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Kate Bosworth is Everything In a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a firm believer, after all my years of being an amateur critique of celebrities, models, and famewhores in all of their naked and half naked action…that Kate Bosworth, who must be around 40 years old now…is exactly what all women should look like.. That’s not to say I don’t find other bodies hot, amazing to look at, or even worth trying to have sex with….it is just to say that if every girl in the world, let’s say 4 out of 5 of them…looked like Kate Bosworth, and the other straggler had massive tits…we’d live in a great place filled with joy and happiness and no need for war and hate… It would be the kind of world I would be happy about going into another year in…not that I am unhappy, I’m more indifferent, hungover, cloudy brained, etc…but I know very little is as good as this Kate Bosworth…. I wonder why she’s not more famous than she is, because really…she is everything..and she even ages hot…Maybe I just like skinny chicks in a world of fat..call me crazy… that’s crazy…she’s crazy…we’re all fuckin crazy.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Bosworth is Everything In a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Girls Who Voted Taking the Opportunity to Slutty Selfie that they Voted of the Day

Posted on November 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am sure there are a lot of women whining today, but then again women whine everyday, today they just have a reason to cry – because History wasn’t made and a woman wasn’t elected president, but I’m sure they’ll be fine – as Donald Trump was probably just trolling for votes and will actually swap out his banter for good…it’s possible – and worst case scenario – he can grab them by the pussy – to make them feel better.. Well, in girls being girls, because that’s what girls do…a group took the event of voting and decided to make it a social media angle, an instagram slutty pic, because they need stories to make slutty, and I’m a firm believer that people only do things for the sake of the pic now….. I know not all of these are slutty enough, but I think all girls are slutty, I’m that guy…a little cleavage and I am good…and the girl who voted twice is ok…I like her style…because she’s topless…always turn voting for the future of your country….maybe you shoulda voted harder…even though your opinion doesn’t matter…and topless pics do…good job girl… The post Girls Who Voted Taking the Opportunity to Slutty Selfie that they Voted of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fernanda Liz for LUI Magazine of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fernanda Liz is a model I’ve never heard of – which doest mean she doesn’t matter, it means that I am bad at my job because it isn’t a job – and I am a firm believer that all of these people are interchangeable… We can assume the evil underwear empire is already staking her out -and once they lock her in – then we’ll all know who she is – but in the meantime she’s doing Euro porn magazines that are no longer porn magazines – because they rebranded – and in rebranding – convinced models to get naked for them…Brilliant… Here’s a video she’s got on her site – so she must like it but only 2500 people have seen it.. The post Fernanda Liz for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian's Bikini Will Cause Your Temperature To Rise

Posted on June 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As the weather gets warmer and the days of summer get longer and longer, a great tip for staying cool is to dress for the weather. It appears that Christina Milian is a firm believer in wearing as a little as possible just in case it gets really hot outside. … read more

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Is This The Best Charisma Carpenter Instagram Post Ever?

Posted on June 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If I came up to you and said; “Hey, you remember that time Charisma Carpenter posted a super sexy Instagram post?” you would probably stare at me blankly because Charisma Carpenter has hundreds of sexy Instagram posts, but from now on, this is one I’m talking about…. read more

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Smart + Sexy = Danica McKellar

Posted on June 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a firm believer that smart women are super sexy and Danica McKellar in a bikini proves my point. I think we could all listen to her talk numbers for hours and hours in a bikini…. read more

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Gay Penis VS Demi Lovato of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is silly. I am not interested in Demi Lovato. I am a firm believer that she would have died back when she had a little drug addiction and pretended to be bipolar…before figuring she could use that to justify her love of her chubby body, but more important, to exploit gay people, and sexuality, by calling a group of gay men “Confident Bitches”….because she’s committed to the Fag Hagging…in the most generic way.. She is from Disney. Never trust one of those Nazis.. So along with her trying to get the gay market, singing her shitty fucking song, she had two half naked male dancers, one with a giant boner…hilarious troll…that may or may not have been her doing…he looks like Wilmer Valderamma…so you never know…#mexicans be crazy, or they’ll pretend to be crazy as the foundation of their whole marketing campaign..and brand…because it allows flexibility in their look, their weight, and their overall attitude of love your body and love whoever you want to love…like she is rumored to have loved Miley in a sex tape from Nashville… Those Disney girls are fucking crazy…Never trust one of those Nazis.. The post Gay Penis VS Demi Lovato of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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