High Heel to the Belly Passenger Jumps out of Emergency Exit Porsche Gets Lit.. New Weaponery of the Day Tram Driving in Belarus Girl Robbed at the Bus Stop The post Gangster Maid Pees in Food and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ana Braga is my favorite 50 year old Vegas stripper who has taken over my snapchat that you likely don’t follow…at least once…because we are friends like that…and she’s on a mission to get where she wants to go…wherever that is..with money, with fame, with media hits in magazines like a bit of a troll…and she’s out there putting the work in…doing these irrelevant photoshoots for no reason..other than showing off her rocking Brazilian body for a 50 year old, looking like some Pam Anderson inspired back in the 90s when Pam Anderson mattered, trash with bolt on tits that look like they were put on in the early 90s before breast implant technology got sophisticated… I like it, she’s a fetish, a weird fetish, but a fetish none the less… The post Ana Braga Sexy Shower Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Mckayla Maroney brings the olympic dreams…not quite as well as Lindsey Vonn did in the recent leaked nudes of hers all thick legged and ready to go skiing for her sponsors / black boyfriends who she likes to get banged out by thanks to a larger left labia and an sturdy fucking athletic thigh that can take a beating…but Olympic none the less…you know no longer underage for the creeps, recently turned thick, because that’s the trend in girls these days, all cock teasing as she’s done since day one, because that’s just the kind of attention seeker she is…Olympic gold was just a way to build an audience of men into jerking off to her…and it’s weird because she started that cheeky half naked teasing early on in her underage fame and it always made me feel awkward, but now at 20, fair game big titty you don’t normally seen on gymnasts shamelessness I appreciate… Looking like Kyle / Bruce Jenner – face injections or whatever…taking the Olympic dream to the now… The post Mckayla Maroney Olympic Dream of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Mckayla Maroney brings the olympic dreams…not quite as well as Lindsey Vonn did in the recent leaked nudes of hers all thick legged and ready to go skiing for her sponsors / black boyfriends who she likes to get banged out by thanks to a larger left labia and an sturdy fucking athletic thigh that can take a beating…but Olympic none the less…you know no longer underage for the creeps, recently turned thick, because that’s the trend in girls these days, all cock teasing as she’s done since day one, because that’s just the kind of attention seeker she is…Olympic gold was just a way to build an audience of men into jerking off to her…and it’s weird because she started that cheeky half naked teasing early on in her underage fame and it always made me feel awkward, but now at 20, fair game big titty you don’t normally seen on gymnasts shamelessness I appreciate… Looking like Kyle / Bruce Jenner – face injections or whatever…taking the Olympic dream to the now… The post Mckayla Maroney Olympic Dream of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know about you, but every time I see a girl on a bike, especially in a skirt, I assume she’s rubbing her pussy up against it, because girls are horny and despite their persona of being little ladies, they are infact into grinding their cunts into everything they can, in efforts to lube up or cum… So it makes sniffing bike seats a lot more fun…..unless you get caught by some killjoy against you sniffing bike seats… The pussy being rubbed on this bike seat is Elle Macpherson…the top model from the late 80s I used to jerk off to when Sports Illustrated swim matters…my first supermodel crush I can remember…and by crush I mean picture I destroyed by spraying my 18 year old seed all over it. The pics aren’t all that hot, but she’s still magical, and really hot depends on how perverted you are…you can find erections in everything.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE I guess these pics are weak…but here she is covered in mud….like you’d want a woman to be…if you’re into scat. The post Elle Macpherson Pussy Rubbing on Bike Seat Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sofia Vergara is naked in Women’s Health in some strategic naked way..that basically makes her not naked at all…but naked none the less…and I guess if you’re into 50 year old busty women who parody hispanic women for some Network TV sticom bullshit…and you’d expect her of all people to know how to get naked properly, not like this bullshit… You see, she was a florida single mom who snuck into America…who miraculously got onto TV…girl gets naked…or knows how to get naked…so this naked is just weak, offensive, lazy now that she’s rich…as you’d expect… The post Sofia Vergara’s Naked in Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
VOGUE PARIS SHOWS NIPPLES… Stylized nipples, but nipples none the less. VOGUE PARIS IS PORN… Really shitty porn, because nipples aren’t porn, they are feeding vessels for babies I like to suck on and jerk off on, but they aren’t porn. Don’t sexualize that shit, especially not in France, because it’s France motherfucker…and nipples are considered bikini tops. True Story. Boring Story. What they hell do you want from me… The post Hana Jirickova for VOGUE Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think the best way to start your day – is with a 31 week old picture of Jessica Simpson and her mom on the toilet together – well on separate toilets in the same bathroom…but maybe I’m just a pervert who likes mom and daughter bathroom time…or maybe I just have a stall-less bathroom fetish…like a normal person would… Either way, old Jessica Simpson pics, always fun….here’s a new one of her promoting fitness because she’s a fitness icon…the fattest fitness icon who only got fit for a million dollar contract with Weight Watchers…sure…but a fitness icon none the less seeing as she sells billions of dollars of shitty money… The post Jessica Simpson on the Toilet with her Mom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I can’t believe that at the end of last year, this Elizabeth Turner, a fresh college grad who had just moved to LA, hit me up asking me to feature her on my website, and I don’t think I did, despite thinking she was hot, because I am an asshole, but more importantly, because I knew her and her all american looks, and all american tits, would make it in the world of Guess?, like an Anna Nicole Smith or Charlotte McKinney, but less whorish and hotter… So I didn’t bother promoting her, it’s a thankless job even if I did, just ask Em Rat Cow…. But I did follow her, see her grow, and think…”I should have played this different”… So now, ignored by her as I message her incessantly about how we are friends, how I was there for her early on….I’m doing that post on her, probably not my first post on her since she’s blown up…but a post on her none the less reminding me of my failures in 2016 – that I will make again in 2017…and the wins…of all the other people I am connected to through social media…at least who I follow and who don’t follow me back – because they are users… All this to say, I like seeing people win, with tits like this, they were born winners.. The post Elizabeth Turner is Lovely of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is everywhere, she’s got her slut on, and she’s done is so fucking well, that people don’t realize she’s a slut, but more importantly, they don’t realize she’s 40…sure a fit 40…but 40 none the less… We live in a world where we are exposed to so much information and misinformation…but instead choose to just eat up what we are told because we are distracted and have lazy minds… So when she says she’s 18, people say “who cares about Bella Thorne, let’s go with her being 18, I like her ass….oh shit…she’s got tits too…and doesn’t wear a bra…”…distractions… I think it’s the reason why all this garbage VINE comedy is so big, bad jokes are easy to understand…and HAHA…why think…no need to think…just watch porn and smut that is all content produced by media…like moron consumers the government wants you to be. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s a bonus snapchat… The post Bella Thorne’s Nice Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .