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Elle Macpherson Pussy Rubbing on Bike Seat Fetish of the Day

I don’t know about you, but every time I see a girl on a bike, especially in a skirt, I assume she’s rubbing her pussy up against it, because girls are horny and despite their persona of being little ladies, they are infact into grinding their cunts into everything they can, in efforts to lube up or cum… So it makes sniffing bike seats a lot more fun…..unless you get caught by some killjoy against you sniffing bike seats… The pussy being rubbed on this bike seat is Elle Macpherson…the top model from the late 80s I used to jerk off to when Sports Illustrated swim matters…my first supermodel crush I can remember…and by crush I mean picture I destroyed by spraying my 18 year old seed all over it. The pics aren’t all that hot, but she’s still magical, and really hot depends on how perverted you are…you can find erections in everything.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE I guess these pics are weak…but here she is covered in mud….like you’d want a woman to be…if you’re into scat. The post Elle Macpherson Pussy Rubbing on Bike Seat Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sofia Vergara’s Naked in Women’s Health of the Day

Sofia Vergara is naked in Women’s Health in some strategic naked way..that basically makes her not naked at all…but naked none the less…and I guess if you’re into 50 year old busty women who parody hispanic women for some Network TV sticom bullshit…and you’d expect her of all people to know how to get naked properly, not like this bullshit… You see, she was a florida single mom who snuck into America…who miraculously got onto TV…girl gets naked…or knows how to get naked…so this naked is just weak, offensive, lazy now that she’s rich…as you’d expect… The post Sofia Vergara’s Naked in Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Adriana Lima’s in a Bikini of the Day

Brazilan bikini model Ana Beatriz Barros just got married in Mykonos – which means that all the other Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model old timers had to show up, because it’s how fake friendships prosper… I assume this is the video of her demonstrating the Model Retirement Pension by marrying some rich guy…love is such a beautiful thing…..isn’t it…especially when set in a lovely setting…and the person you’re marrying is a fucking billionaire…you know…an actual billionaire named Karim El Chaity…not bad for some poor as fuck Brazilian who happened to be tall and hot…good fucking play…all it took was some strategic placement and boom – love….rich as fuck love…. I guess the more interesting thing with destination weddings – possibly where they met or where they first fucked on some chartered cruise – or somewhere they think is romantic…. OR – maybe because it is where Lohan celebrated her Billionaire fiance trip….classy…. But their hot model guests, even when barrel chested, old and washed up…get into bikinis…while waiting for the big day…GLORIOUS….Adriana Lima still looking good….probably with a billionaire of her own – because millionaires are not for Victoria’s Secret models….too poor for that pussy admission fee. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Adriana Lima’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lorde and Taylor Swift Lesbian Hike of the Day

I think it is safe to assume that Taylor Swift is only hanging out with Lorde for the same reason any girl hangs with a fat chick…to make her look like the hot one…or it could be some strategic play…keeping your enemies closer, so that the vapid media who care about this bullshit, like who is hanging out with who, in their obnoxious, privileged, rich kid “celebrity pop star” lives…or maybe Taylor Swift created Lorded and gets a percentage of the backend…who really fucking knows…I just assume they aren’t real friends, but it makes a cute media story…because there’s nothing more important going on in the fucking world… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Flashback Friday – Sophie Turner’s Mug Shots From March of the Day

Someone just emailed me Sophie Turner’s criminal record and mug shot and it made me laugh. For those of you who don’t know who Sophie Turner is, She’s an Australian celebrity who dropped out of Law School, because she won some kind of Australian reality show about being a model, moved to LA to continue her quest of stardom, the USA didn’t give a fuck, despite her attempts to get noticed by the paparazzi but instead she just turned to twitter for attention… she got married for a Greencard, went back to law school and is now a lawyer…and is now getting arrested for 273.6 of the California Penal Law …despite her normally being more about the penal to further her acting career that never was…and lawyer career that must be comical every time her fake tits give you legal advice… So someone sent me these documents from when she got arrested for domestic violence, beating her husband. It was back in March, but she’s so irrelevant that’s how long it takes for this shit to trickle in…in fact she’s probably the one who sent it to me, since I’ve been around since 2004 and I am probably the only person who knows she exists…

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Kim Matula Nipple Slip at Some Emmy Event of the Day

I’ve never heard of Kim Matula, but I have seen her nipple, all thanks to some strategic dress planning for some EMMY bullshit that happened yesterday or the day before… Apparently, she’s some 26 year old Texan who is on Bold and the Beautiful, where I guess she plays the Bold, you know the kind of bitch who would pull out her tit on the red carpet of the only event she is probably invited to attend, as being a Soap Star is the equivalent of being a porn star, without the nudity, and the actors who play soap stars and debatably less talented than the actors who are in porn…and the reality is more middle aged fat women masturbate to Soap Operas than they do porn, so maybe Soap Operas are considered porn…either way…nipple. #450911014 / gettyimages.com #450902622 / gettyimages.com

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Big Sean Talks About the Making of “Control” Featuring Kendrick Lamar and Jay Electronica

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  We have got to give it to him, Big Sean was on some strategic stuff if this song really came together the way he…

Big Sean Talks About the Making of “Control” Featuring Kendrick Lamar and Jay Electronica

Cheryl Cole and her Hot Tattoo Performs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Cheryl Cole playing a gay sailer on a gay cruise in some strategic see-through shirt that doubles as underwear for people on a budget who can only afford a shirt or a pair of panties but not both, but that makes seeing her trashy tits impossible. Luckily, we can see her shitty prison tattoos and I really like the music note on the shit, it’s a nice touch, you know, almost making this performance believable, and the rose, my god the rose, is this chick serious..I couldn’t even write this shit in a stage performance I’ve been working on, where I channel a teenage runaway with a dream of being a singer who ends up a stripper 40 years after life wronged her, because a tattoo like this would just be too fucking obvious…. These pics coulda been better but they are good enough…. Pics via Fame

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