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Adriana Lima’s in a Bikini of the Day

Brazilan bikini model Ana Beatriz Barros just got married in Mykonos – which means that all the other Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model old timers had to show up, because it’s how fake friendships prosper… I assume this is the video of her demonstrating the Model Retirement Pension by marrying some rich guy…love is such a beautiful thing…..isn’t it…especially when set in a lovely setting…and the person you’re marrying is a fucking billionaire…you know…an actual billionaire named Karim El Chaity…not bad for some poor as fuck Brazilian who happened to be tall and hot…good fucking play…all it took was some strategic placement and boom – love….rich as fuck love…. I guess the more interesting thing with destination weddings – possibly where they met or where they first fucked on some chartered cruise – or somewhere they think is romantic…. OR – maybe because it is where Lohan celebrated her Billionaire fiance trip….classy…. But their hot model guests, even when barrel chested, old and washed up…get into bikinis…while waiting for the big day…GLORIOUS….Adriana Lima still looking good….probably with a billionaire of her own – because millionaires are not for Victoria’s Secret models….too poor for that pussy admission fee. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Adriana Lima’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Simpson went on some Couples Retreat to French Polynesia – where she got to show off her mid 30s fat girl tits in a bikini….and it spoke to my soul…I mean the way she’s bushing out of her top like a mom of two who was once 250 lbs before getting paid a million dollars to lose the weight – all sloppy and delicious – looking like she could suffocate on them, or at least have sleep apnea because of them, in a moderate but sex as fuck disability…. I don’t know why, I blame fever, alcoholism, early onslaught dementia or a lack of a mother but the last month I’ve been obsessed with monster tits, which often times come on monster sized women, and with every monster tit pic I see I think “those tits are big enough, we need more tit, let’s go back to the tit”…a natural tit so big it’s gross…is a direct line to my penis even though my penis needs an extension….if you know what I mean – if you don’t – you were clearly never a receptionist… Yes. I talk receptionists when looking at big sloppy Jessica Simpson fat girls tits she kept…it adds to the fetish. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PCIS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Osbourne in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Osbourne has mastered the bikini selfie for social media by taking her 500 pound body and making it look like it isn’t 500 pounds and I guess they call this “secret internet fatty” moves, which is really the foundation of the internet social media profile – dating profiles – something that if I met girls off the internet I would discover was fact – you know that 700 pictures and 8 apps to photoshop yourself so that your pictures look like they are out of a magazine…lie..that you sext with…but I don’t fuck with internet people because they are all fucking weird…yes I am the normal…

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Miley Cyrus Sun Tans Topless of the Day

Miley Cyrus is awesome….she is a fashion icon and not just to robot lesbians who admire her dyke hair…but to tweens everywhere who are now going bra-less and spandex shorts and twerking everywhere they go….making me happy to not be a school teacher as with the early onslaught of puberty, coupled with parents who don’t seem to mind that their daughter are dressed like 80s hookers, not having sex or wanting sex with them is probably challenging no matter how morally grounded you are. That’s why women teachers are fucking all their 16 year olds… That said, she’s also showing ass – because why wait for sexts to get hacked when you can do it yourself….

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