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Miley Cyrus Sun Tans Topless of the Day

Miley Cyrus is awesome….she is a fashion icon and not just to robot lesbians who admire her dyke hair…but to tweens everywhere who are now going bra-less and spandex shorts and twerking everywhere they go….making me happy to not be a school teacher as with the early onslaught of puberty, coupled with parents who don’t seem to mind that their daughter are dressed like 80s hookers, not having sex or wanting sex with them is probably challenging no matter how morally grounded you are. That’s why women teachers are fucking all their 16 year olds… That said, she’s also showing ass – because why wait for sexts to get hacked when you can do it yourself….

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Miley Cyrus Sun Tans Topless of the Day

Sahara Ray’s Vagina Flash of the Day

Sahara Ray is friends with people I know, so I wonder if she’ll be happy about posting her vagina picture that was emailed to men – because she’s not quite a celebrity – if anything she’s just an up and coming nude model, far superior to Emily Ratajkowski – who’s vagina hasn’t been spread on the internet yet, but that she allowed to be taken in pictures – unless this isn’t even Sahara but is her friend – because what the fuck do I know about Sahara Ray other than that she has big tits and has been in a bunch of hipster photoshoots… So whether it is her vagina or not – you can click this link to see all her tits and nudes from what I believe could be hacked nudes because she has a name – but that could be leaked and that no matter what they are – they happened and I am in love… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sahara Ray’s Vagina Flash of the Day

Penelope Cruz Hot as Fuck for Esquire of the Day

Spanish Penelope Cruz is Academy Award winning celebrity mom – who I never really found hot but who was marketed to be hot – that all the girls with big noses out there appreciate because she gives them all hope…that they can get through life without getting a nose job… A hero to…big noses – but I’m too busy looking at her tits….who knows when this was shot – I just know it’s good….I am drunk on Turkey..my diabetes is confusing me…

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Penelope Cruz Hot as Fuck for Esquire of the Day