JOCE / Bauergriffin.com EJ Johnson Dons Versace For FX Premiere Of “The Assassination Of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story” EJ Johnson werked the red carpet of FX’s “The Assassination Of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story” Premiere at ArcLight Cinemas Monday night. We’re pretty sure he isn’t in the project but he certainly looked the part. Splash News The kid kinda stole the spotlight from Penelope Cruz… Check out more photos from the premiere below:
Penelope Cruz brought out her old lady tits in an Esquire shoot, because she’s all Hollywood….and luckily the world likes tits…I mean just look at these tits, they were Spanish tits, small town Euro tits…that became Oscar winning tits, and without the tits…she’d be a zero with a big nose…that wasn’t deemed worthy of an acting career.so thank the tits…celebrate the tits…but we can collectively say she should do it in a more Euro way and let me see the damn tits..it’s the modern day bikini top…but I guess like her traditional town, she’s old school…or maybe just old…which I can relate to…. The post Penelope Cruz in Esquire of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Penelope Cruz brought out her old lady tits in an Esquire shoot, because she’s all Hollywood….and luckily the world likes tits…I mean just look at these tits, they were Spanish tits, small town Euro tits…that became Oscar winning tits, and without the tits…she’d be a zero with a big nose…that wasn’t deemed worthy of an acting career.so thank the tits…celebrate the tits…but we can collectively say she should do it in a more Euro way and let me see the damn tits..it’s the modern day bikini top…but I guess like her traditional town, she’s old school…or maybe just old…which I can relate to…. The post Penelope Cruz in Esquire of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t find Penelope Cruz all that hot, but she’s looking better than usually, with her older face and big tits in seductive poses, all Spanish and amazing, like some Tapas, cheap wine, and other great Spanish things…like Ibiza and topless beaches….only more Hollywood and annoying….because Oscar Winners from the era of 30 million dollar pay days to be in movies – before the internet ruined that – makes small town Spanish girls cunty….. Now, I don’t think Penelope is normally that hot, I never fell in love with her in any of her movies, and I used to fuck a girl who looked like her, I mean not really, but had a massive nose and would make me call her penelope as she “squirted” all over the place – denying it was pee…you know a Pee Denyer…the Holocaust Denyer of the bedroom… This is for Vogue Spain, so I guess she’s bringing it home…literally…because they are probably very proud of all she’s done and as a thank you – might as well stare at her tits… The post Penelope Cruz for Vogue Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is 40 years old, but she’s managed to convince the world she’s a tween actor, not that anyone cares about Tween actors these days, it’s all about Vine Stars and Instagram sluts….traditional actors are really just an extension of that…because if you don’t have a following, you’re not worth getting paid. If magazines don’t get excited by your 18th birthday because you can now do nudes and they can jerk off to you for a year guilt free..you aren’t shit…and I guess Bella Thorne who has pretty much gone viral from being on some kids show for pervert dads is that she’s now pushing her social media hard…and using things like bikinis and fitness porn for perverts like me to post for perverts like you because we are all perverts…. I just know a body like this…is in no way 18….this is a lie, she’s lied to us, post your real birth certificate, not your doctored like a powerball ticket birth certificate….because this girl is 40. The post Bella Thorne’s Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Vogue has no merit. No integrity. They are just a fucking ad. One giant ad. Not only do they run the Kardashians and the other instagram models associated with the Kardashians on repeat, but they also run movie ads in the form of editorial photoshoots. This is worse than clickbait, but it plays on nostalgia, so moron public like it. They feel it at an emotional level, they giggle and laugh at the joke, because they loved that movie, they think “shit, Zoolander is Real”….and as a marketing play, becuase people are idiots, it’s great… But for Vogue to do this, to compromise content for an ad, just shows you that the magazine is dead. An old weathered Ben Stiller, is famous, and his old tired joke, is done…and Vogue going along with it for money…because you know that’s what this is all about…is garbage.. Penelope Cruz is in it somewhere also…she’s old now too! Old, played out shit, EVERYWHERE! Thanks Vogue for being so cutting edge. The post Penelope Cruz and Ben Stiller Zoolander 2 Ad for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Blanca Suarez has nothing to do with Star Wars….but that doesn’t mean that GQ Spain can’t cast the Spanish model or actress, I have no idea who this is, but assume she’s on the Penelope Cruz hustle of making it America…in a Star Wars themed shoot, because Star Wars is hitting theaters, and everyone, even Spain, is going crazy for it… I don’t care for Star Wars, I just get paid to promote Star Wars Themed Gifts , and feel the whole Star Wars things is too much fucking hype, for a story that isn’t even that interesting, but then again, I have sex with girls (that’s my go to Star Wars joke), even though I know guys who love Star Wars have sex with girls, they just probably shouldn’t but lucky for them, there are girls out there, desperate enough with a need to make babies.. Doesn’t matter, what matters is that this excites you… The post Bianca Suarez in a Star Wars Themed Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As Daenerys Targaryen on HBO’s smash hit Game of Thrones, Emilia Clarke is yet to win her self-proclaimed rightful spot on the Iron Throne. But the actress herself just won a major honor, courtesy of Esquire Magazine. She’s the Sexiest Woman Alive! View Slideshow: 15 Fiery Photos of Emilia Clarke Sorry, Kate Upton, Kim Kardashian and Megan Fox. Better luck next year. The publication made the announcement on Tuesday at midnight Eastern time after teasing readers with seductive footage of the beauty on Twitter. It then released an article that praised the 28-year old British actress as possessing a “gorgeous balance,” explaining: “She manages to bring together a number of opposites, to make them natural: sweetness and toughness, emotionalism with a kind of cold-blooded determination. “Something in these contrasts explains her sex appeal, too. She can play queen and kid sister, dominatrix and pal.” Sure, whatever. All those things are true. But just look at the Emilia Clarke photos above. We’re pretty sure they explain why the star is considered the Sexiest Woman Alive better than even the most flowing prose can. Clarke was also dubbed Most Desirable Woman on the Planet by AskMen.com last year. Previous winners of Esquire’s distinction, meanwhile, have included Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz, Mila Kunis. “[Clarke] is unforgettable in ‘Game of Thrones’ and was hands down the number one choice of Esquire’s staff, friends and family,” Esquire’s editorial projects director, Lisa Hintelman, tells The Associated Press. We agree. We really like it when we see her boobs on screen.
As the first week of the 2015 Toronto International Film Festival draws to a close, let’s take a look at some of the amazing nudity that’s in store for us in the next few months! Hit the jump for more pics and info…
Naked News anchor Natasha Olenski is giving us the sexy rundown on this edition of Hollywood XPosed ! Highlights this week include Penelope Cruz ‘s missiles and a nip slip from Cameron Diaz in Vanilla Sky , Katarina Cas shaving her bush for Al Pacino in Danny Collins , and more!
