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Britt Maren Has No Nipples for Nasty Gal of the DAy

Posted on June 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have no real gossip or shit to talk on Britt Maren…I don’t even know who she is… The only thing I do know…is that she’s got no nipples.. I am not sure if it is a birth defect, or if it is a product of cancer treatment, or maybe she pulled the Angelina Jolie and opted to get her nipples chopped off because they were either weird, long, inverted, and the Barbie Doll look is better for business, especially if she’s older than the free the nipple movement, where nipples had be censored….because clearly nasty gal is progressive as one of the biggest online retailers, and they’d never censor nipples to appease the Christians…because on the internet…magic happens… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britt Maren Has No Nipples for Nasty Gal of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alaina Huffman Bikini Ass of the DayAlaina Huffman Bikini Ass of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alaina Huffman is a Canadian actress I’ve never met, even though there are only a couple hundred people in Canada, who all get together a plot the maple syrup takeover, in our igloos, while riding polar bears….and eating beaver…. But if I knew she had a fat womanly ass, I would have probably made more effort….but it’s too late now, she’s got a job, doesn’t live on the streets, and is too fancy for me in places that require bikinis, that aren’t strip clubs… I guess her big fat ass is just another example of my failures… The post Alaina Huffman Bikini Ass of the DayAlaina Huffman Bikini Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gabriela Cruz Naked for Erez Sabag of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gabriela Cruz is apparently a model and she’s naked…which is pretty much standard for models these days…if you don’t get naked, you tall skinny bitch, you’ll never make it in LA, or wherever the fuck these were shot, because no fashion brand likes a girl who doesn’t have at least one titty pic in her portfolio book, it shows that they aren’t flexible, open minded, or stupid enpugh to believe a photographer when he tells her that he’s making “Art”…because anyone with half a brain knows art doesn’t exist and is instead a massive fucking scam… I’ve never heard of her, but I wonder if she’s Penelope Cruz’s bootleg sister who moved to LA…in hopes of being famous on her own…because Penelope can’t have all the family glory..or maybe Cruz is just a pretty spanish name, and there are probably 10,000,000 CRUZ’s in the world….not including TOM…and she’s just some tits making art…getting famous…who cares. The post Gabriela Cruz Naked for Erez Sabag of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Penelope Cruz Picking Her Ass in a Red Tight Outfit for Zoolander of the DAy

Posted on April 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Penelope Cruz is on set of Zoolander 2, because that’s the kind of thing all Academy Award winning, barely capable of speaking english actress needs to be getting involved in. It’s like she’s already got the trophy, so she’s legit and can command a high pay day, so why not apply that to drivel, high box office nonsense, because grab that fucking cash when you can…but more importantly…pick your ass on set…because that’s probably the highlight of this shit covered performance we can all expect…from this….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Penelope Cruz Picking Her Ass in a Red Tight Outfit for Zoolander of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paz Vega Makes A Hot Comeback

Posted on November 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what Paz Vega ‘s up to these days, it must be tough out there being the poor man’s Penelope Cruz when Penelope’s still smoking hot. But I guess Paz must be looking for work or something, because here she is busting out some nice red carpet cleavage at the InStyle pre-party for the 2015 Golden Globes. And that’s a surefire way for any forgotten hottie to get noticed again. So, if that’s the case, I’d love to offer Paz an acting gig: she can play my new girlfriend Penelope at Thanksgiving next week. My mom’s eyesight isn’t that great without her glasses these days anyway. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Miley Cyrus Sun Tans Topless of the Day

Posted on October 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus is awesome….she is a fashion icon and not just to robot lesbians who admire her dyke hair…but to tweens everywhere who are now going bra-less and spandex shorts and twerking everywhere they go….making me happy to not be a school teacher as with the early onslaught of puberty, coupled with parents who don’t seem to mind that their daughter are dressed like 80s hookers, not having sex or wanting sex with them is probably challenging no matter how morally grounded you are. That’s why women teachers are fucking all their 16 year olds… That said, she’s also showing ass – because why wait for sexts to get hacked when you can do it yourself….

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Sahara Ray’s Vagina Flash of the Day

Posted on October 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sahara Ray is friends with people I know, so I wonder if she’ll be happy about posting her vagina picture that was emailed to men – because she’s not quite a celebrity – if anything she’s just an up and coming nude model, far superior to Emily Ratajkowski – who’s vagina hasn’t been spread on the internet yet, but that she allowed to be taken in pictures – unless this isn’t even Sahara but is her friend – because what the fuck do I know about Sahara Ray other than that she has big tits and has been in a bunch of hipster photoshoots… So whether it is her vagina or not – you can click this link to see all her tits and nudes from what I believe could be hacked nudes because she has a name – but that could be leaked and that no matter what they are – they happened and I am in love… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sahara Ray’s Vagina Flash of the Day

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Penelope Cruz Hot as Fuck for Esquire of the Day

Posted on October 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Spanish Penelope Cruz is Academy Award winning celebrity mom – who I never really found hot but who was marketed to be hot – that all the girls with big noses out there appreciate because she gives them all hope…that they can get through life without getting a nose job… A hero to…big noses – but I’m too busy looking at her tits….who knows when this was shot – I just know it’s good….I am drunk on Turkey..my diabetes is confusing me…

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