In cased you missed the Vitamin of the day on the Quick Silva Show… The vitamin was “Haters Will Broadcast Your Failures But Whisper Your Success.” People will broadcast everything you do wrong but rarely ever to speak of your achievements. Keep focused on the important things and make sure you that you drown out the negative energy. If you want to see the full message watch the vitamin above.
Chiara Ferragni is an overrated fashion blogger…which is basically a special kind of person who in the mid 2000s started a blog where they posted their overpriced outfits and got picked up by the fashion magazines and started to exist…so that when social media happened…they had the real platform to get seen, noticed, sell product…brands pay them millions to push product, and they end up becoming real love level celebrities….narcissitic…overpaid…celebrities in their own right…that don’t actually matter in the grand scheme of the world..but they get so much good /positive feedback and jobs they think they are important and matter… So it takes that special kind of person to show off her nipple ring in a sheer outfit for the paparzzi…thinking…”this too will put me on the map and remind people of my massive business I was cleaver enough to create”…while idiots like me can’t make a fucking dollar while at the time she came up – I had way more traffic…so in a lot of ways these tits are mocking my failures…while celebrating her wins…cuz girl is paid to be there…and fighting to stay there…through tit. ALSO at fashion week..skinny lesbian celebrity fucker Stella Maxwell’s underboobs… The post Overrated Fashion Blogger Chiara Ferragni Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I find lingerie photoshoots the fucking worst…not because I am anti-lingerie, girls in lingerie can be hot, it’s just that are so fucking cheesy, like a Glamour model shoot, or a shoot a fat wife gets done at the mall for her 25th wedding anniversary…all posed, and contrived, and non pornographic…all photoshopped to give some bullshit effect…or sell some bullshit story…I am not buying into….but yet these brands still produce this bullshit and I still post this bullshit…but mainly because I am glad it’s not the evil empire…it’s just featuring one of their models….because all this shit is cross pollinating incest nonsense… Let’s use all the same asses…even though there is a world filled with asses out there…and they are all on instagram… Marloes Horst is amazing. She probably only dates rich guys but she’s still the kind of girl I would sing love songs to….with my penis…to her vagina….not that it would be that eventful because my penis is a horrible singer, his voice raspy….he’s also bad at playing the piano and doing all everyday tasks…because he’s an inny not an outty…not that you care about my penis…or his failures and special oympic needs…but maybe you care about Marloes Horst getting paid to cocktease the fuck out you…in what I call a campaign to lure rich guys who like models.. The post Marloes Horst is Softly Lit Lingerie Campaign Photos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I can’t believe that at the end of last year, this Elizabeth Turner, a fresh college grad who had just moved to LA, hit me up asking me to feature her on my website, and I don’t think I did, despite thinking she was hot, because I am an asshole, but more importantly, because I knew her and her all american looks, and all american tits, would make it in the world of Guess?, like an Anna Nicole Smith or Charlotte McKinney, but less whorish and hotter… So I didn’t bother promoting her, it’s a thankless job even if I did, just ask Em Rat Cow…. But I did follow her, see her grow, and think…”I should have played this different”… So now, ignored by her as I message her incessantly about how we are friends, how I was there for her early on….I’m doing that post on her, probably not my first post on her since she’s blown up…but a post on her none the less reminding me of my failures in 2016 – that I will make again in 2017…and the wins…of all the other people I am connected to through social media…at least who I follow and who don’t follow me back – because they are users… All this to say, I like seeing people win, with tits like this, they were born winners.. The post Elizabeth Turner is Lovely of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Juicy Ashley Benson…still hasn’t taken advantage of the on set trainer and nutritionist…because she’s in a bikini and covering her gut – focusing on her tits – like EVERY fat girl does…because we all like tits…great tits, shitty tits, we are men and we like to objectify girls and determine their worth by their tits…especially when they are smart enough to just tight crop the tits – so we don’t need to see the rest of her failures.. I guess what I am saying is that I like this Ashley Benson – so here’s a titty grab complete with her sleep apnea neck… The post Ashley Benson Tits in a Bikini Top While Covering her Gut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Do you believe in life after Victoria’s Secret modeling? Doutzen Kroes has taking her commerical marketable socially accepted hotness and shown us all that even when Victoria’s Secret says “fuck off you’re not worth the money we’ve paid you all these fucking years”….she can still post topless or in panties or both for magazines, It’s like if you train a woman to pose half naked – like the best – you know like an olympian of half naked modeling – she will always find her way – even when those people turn on her – seeing as getting half naked is always something people are looking for. And if that doesn’t workout, you can always get knocked up twice by some famous and successful DJ from your hometown… Either way, nice to see Doutzen surviving – and not obese…eating her feelings – based on her failures…you know waking up and going to the studio and stripping like she’s meant to. The post Doutzen Kroes in ELLE of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess when you’ve made it from your little Dutch village to the pages of the Victoria’s Secret catalog, before being fired, you’ve had a taste of the good life and even though the brand threw you away, doesn’t mean you’ll throw it away…. Even if you’re rich, famous, have a rich and famous husband, a couple kids to tend to…you still keep up the modeling, becuase it’s the only thing you know, that matters, and why give it all up – even though your main client doesn’t want you…someone else out there will eat out of the dumpster pussy that is Doutzen Kroes… She’s making moves, still looks good, not letting her failures define her – as she counts all her money being someone you all want to fuck…because when she loses, she’s still winning compared to all of you losers.. The post Doutzen Kroes Not Done Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff’s divorce was finalized…which doesn’t change the fact that she’s built like a cross fit girl…and I don’t find that hot…but so many people do…I guess they are her original fans, her loyal fans, her creepy fans who are looking at geotags in pics to show up at her house or maybe they are just into a girl who has built up some bulk and muscle mass post baby-making…because they are used to obese chicks…I don’t know, I’ve seen cross fit girls naked over the year, I’ve watched them deadlift and squat hundreds of pounds before jumping into a series of Kipping pull ups and I’ve never though “look at that lady, I’d love to fuck”…however I have thought, I bet she can ride dick for hours without gassing out, and I bet she can squeeze those pussy muscles hard enough for my micr dick to feel at least one of the vagina walls…but fucking that from behind would be like fucking a dude from behind and if I wanted that…it’d be way easier than trying to K-Fed and prey on Hilary Duff, who is probably impossible to reach in a world where weird dudes are so passionate about her… She’s in a bikini, natural way to decompress from her hard, busy life…and deal with her failures in the eyes of the catholic church… TO SEE THE REST OF THE BULLDOG IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff in a Bikini to Celebrate her Divorce of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alaina Huffman is a Canadian actress I’ve never met, even though there are only a couple hundred people in Canada, who all get together a plot the maple syrup takeover, in our igloos, while riding polar bears….and eating beaver…. But if I knew she had a fat womanly ass, I would have probably made more effort….but it’s too late now, she’s got a job, doesn’t live on the streets, and is too fancy for me in places that require bikinis, that aren’t strip clubs… I guess her big fat ass is just another example of my failures… The post Alaina Huffman Bikini Ass of the DayAlaina Huffman Bikini Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a little Lindsay Lohan getting double teamed – because that’s what she’s into. Sure it’s not as entertaining of the double penetration pics you know exist are her phone – probably staring that Fag Wilmer Valderamma and some other 70s show cock – because making your own porn is what it’s all about… But it’s a good excuse to talk about Lindsay Lohan – because despite all her flaws and all her failures – and the fact that she’s falling out of fame, and that she’s been presented as a victim no one really feels sorry for – he’s still Lindsay Lohan…a ball of crazy, insane and in a tight dress with rocking’ fake tits…I’m into – maybe even in love with – due to the smells it probably radiates…the kind of girl who can smell her bacterial infection through her jeans when sitting at a table across from you…YUMMY DINNER TIME. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
