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Tallia Storm in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Tallia Storm is some Scottish singer who has a publicist mother – who was smart enough to sexualize her at a young age, and basically pull every angle that she could to get noticed and here she is now, with a bikini on, or jacked up her twat, for the paparazzi, like she matters…a dream for publicist mom who’s tired of working for other people and decided to pave the way for herself…. Here’s the bikini pics… Here she is doing squats… Here she is doing mirror Selfies… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE The post Tallia Storm in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Meet The Parent: Details About Kim And Kanye’s Kardashian-Carrying Surrogate Revealed

Image via Ivan Nikolov/WENN Details Of Kim Kardashian And Kanye West’s Surrogate Revealed Kim and Kanye’s surrogate sounds like quite a specimen if you use your imagination a lil’. According to TMZ , the West’s third party pregnancy is being carried out by a 20-something-year-old African-American woman who is already a wife and a mother of 2. The fact that she has already given birth twice fared well for her becoming the K’s choice for surrogate. Moreover, the woman is also a college graduate and a Democrat, so we can sure that the third West baby isn’t marinating in #MAGA juice. It is also reported that the mother is in phenomenal physical shape. Sounds like they picked a winner. But for a college grad she supposed to be smart enough to negotiate more money. But anywho, here’s to a happy and healthy pregnancy.

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Marisa Papen Nude Modeling of the Day

If you’ve seen one hipster photographer who isn’t a real photographer but who has a camera and photoshop he can apply filters that make shit look like film….or mysterious or a cartoon…you’ve seen all hipster photoshoots… It is all the fucking same, it’s like take a hipster model who is willing to get naked cuz she’s a hipster, or a famewhore trying to get famous, put her in a trailer park, doing the dishes, or something equally obvious…maybe riding a long board, or a bike….or looking over LA’s cityscape…amongst plants…and take the pics… THere is too much of it, but it’s worth spending 5-10 seconds trying to see her pussy lips….and figure out if that’s bush or shadow, because I love me some bush…. I don’t know if this bitch is a hipster, but she’s instagram, and hipster is mainstream…she just doesn’t look like a jacked up Kardashian style with facetune on her face…so she’s not as bad as it gets…. The post Marisa Papen Nude Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Tits in a Bikini Top While Covering her Gut of the Day

Juicy Ashley Benson…still hasn’t taken advantage of the on set trainer and nutritionist…because she’s in a bikini and covering her gut – focusing on her tits – like EVERY fat girl does…because we all like tits…great tits, shitty tits, we are men and we like to objectify girls and determine their worth by their tits…especially when they are smart enough to just tight crop the tits – so we don’t need to see the rest of her failures.. I guess what I am saying is that I like this Ashley Benson – so here’s a titty grab complete with her sleep apnea neck… The post Ashley Benson Tits in a Bikini Top While Covering her Gut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Ass in Little Shorts of the Day

Miley Cyrus is awesome…and she is pulling off some serious greatness on social networking lately….she’s doing better work than the paparazzi…and giving her fans a real reason to follow her….and that’s probably why she’s got more horny men up on her shit than she’s got teenage girls….cuz pervert men are far more loyal to pussy we want to fuck…than teenage girls are to girls who were once on a show they liked….and I can only assume Miley knows it, cuz why else would she putting up all these suggestive pics…unless i am just an old timer confusing today’s fashion trends as being suggestive….not that it matters…cuz what matters is that she’s pretty good to look at in pics….mainly cuz you can you cann stare at her ass and you don’t have to deal with all the bullshit that you know she comes with from being spoiled and damage to annoying as fuck….keep up the good work Miley….a leader of tomorrow…. To See Some Pics of her Walking her Dog FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Cintia Dicker in Bikinis for Wildfox of the Day

Wildfox is some hipster clothing line that is smart enough to hire a hot, famous, red headed, Brazilian, Victoria’s Secret model, named Cintia Dicker for the most recent swim campaigns…. Cintia Dicker always reminds me that I have never fucked a red head, cuz the red heads I knew growing up, were not hot model types…but were the freaks red heads are marketed as….all strong, awkward, pale and out of a horror movie….leading to confusion when reading Archie comics, trying to understand why he was always tempted by the red head, but more importantly, leading to being grossed the fuck out when I realized the fire crotch existede…. But now…I just want to dick Cintia Dicker…and other red heads but they are their own species and they know I wronged at least one of their kind years ago…meaning it will probably never happen…but at least I can stare at her in her half nakedness…..it is better than nothing.

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Miranda Kerr Hot Ass for Reebok of the Day

Reebok is smart enough to take Victoria’s Secret approach to marketing, by recruiting their prized hen and slutting her up in activewear in efforts to sell shoes using her ass….making her the equivalent of a low level spokesperson prostitute who traded her dignity for a paycheck that corporations rape to make fucking sales…..and I am not complaining….because hot model ass slutting out for money in pictures I can look at….whether I give a fuck about the brand or not…is a good thing….we need more of that in this horrible world we live in….that is luckily coming to an end in 8 months.

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Brooke Hogan and her Bikini isn’t the Manliest Thing Hulk Was Gay For of the Day

So I checked out Brooke Hogan’s twitter because I heard that her mom Linda came out saying that Hulk and Brutus the Beefcake were gay lovers…which is really shocking since they half nakedly and greased up in spandex used to rub each other down aggressively…in what looks like gay foreplay to me…. She didn’t mention how she’s the biggest dick her dad ever sucked off…but she did post this from some boat she’s on filming some shit movie about sharks: “Paparazzi get pretty crazy… Just make me look skinny boys lol” But I was more into this tweet: I would like to fill a pool up with ice cold, carbonated soda and jump in nakey. I’m so hot. Cuz white trash never felt so good…dreams of carbonated soda naked baths in the kiddie pool in the trailer park that she’ll never experience cuz her dad was a smart enough homosexual biker to make millions doing what he loved….being half naked and creased up with other men…. Who cares…everyone’s faggot. To See The Rest of the Bikini Pics – Cuz I Don’t Have The Rights – I Am Also Not Wearing Pants FOLLOW THIS LICK

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Who Cares About Olivia Munn When Now We’ve Got Sara Jean Underwood?

Now that my new favorite hottie Sara Jean Underwood has taken over the resident Attack Of The Show nerd princess role, who cares what Olivia Munn is up to. Here she is trying to regain a little of her former glory in a lame Sailor Moon costume. Nice try. It’s always sad when people try to recapture their old self, like Michael Jordan coming out of retirement. Olivia needs to hang up the slut boots and call it a career.

Kate Upton Blows Me A Sexy Kiss

Can you think of a better way to finish off the day than with a shot of busty supermodel Kate Upton blowing you a kiss while wearing a little bikini? I can’t. I’m going to tape this picture to my bathroom mirror so that I can see it every morning while I’m pump myself up with some daily affirmations. You’re good enough, you’re smart enough and maybe one day someone as hot as Kate Upton will let you stick it in her. I’m ready.