Wildfox is some hipster clothing line that is smart enough to hire a hot, famous, red headed, Brazilian, Victoria’s Secret model, named Cintia Dicker for the most recent swim campaigns…. Cintia Dicker always reminds me that I have never fucked a red head, cuz the red heads I knew growing up, were not hot model types…but were the freaks red heads are marketed as….all strong, awkward, pale and out of a horror movie….leading to confusion when reading Archie comics, trying to understand why he was always tempted by the red head, but more importantly, leading to being grossed the fuck out when I realized the fire crotch existede…. But now…I just want to dick Cintia Dicker…and other red heads but they are their own species and they know I wronged at least one of their kind years ago…meaning it will probably never happen…but at least I can stare at her in her half nakedness…..it is better than nothing.
