Rita Ora on Instagram with her tits out cockteasing you motherfuckers like LUKE PERRY didn’t die today…. The real question is whether his death has the same death impact that Anna Nicole Smith’s death had…and is all of the news media doing profiles on his life, while actual news is going on behind the scenes, laws being passed under your nose cuz you’re sad that Dylan drom 90210’s brain exploded…stroked out…in what is probably not a nation tradgey…but the media will make fucking sure that it comes across as one… THAT SAID… We’ve all seen now Famous as Fuck Rita Ora’s tits out, it’s how she got famous, I don’t grasp her lack of feminist feminism by putting emojis to cover her up, masking her femininity…..and circle of life…the fucking beer tap for babies….milk lifeline… What the fuck is she censoring herself for, has she realized that not being slutty is the new slutty? Everything is cyclical and the time for naked on the internet is slowing down, because brands are moving away from people with followers for being whores…and moving towards people with actual influence….not that they’d move away from Rita Ora, she’s finally famous after years of work, but she’s probably scared they will because she’s spent so much time working for this…she’s not about to throw it away by showing her nipples again…even though we’ve all seen them and the emoji is just a tactic to clickbait us and draw attention to them…these cunts really understand the hustle. More of her braless tits JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Braless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Gabi Grecko is an “ex” escort who married a millionaire and started a white girl rapping career.. here is her nip slip… She is one of the more interesting personalities to come out in recent years, not that you or anyone actually cares about Gabi Grecko or knows who she is, but luckily I only hang out with hot young tight bodied women who love their pop culture, and who teach me valuable lessons and show me things I would otherwise never know because my brain is saturated with nonsense and I don’t need more of it…It’s been 15 years of this DrunkenStepfahter shit and it’s exhausting….and has been for the last decade or so…so it’s hard to get excited about a new whore doing old whore tacts when I’ve seen so many whores do it…and when I wasn’t even excited about it in the first place…. I don’t know how this site merged into me hating on celebs, I was always into real people being fucking weirdos, more than famous people being famous, but I would say it’s likely because producing my own content was too labor intensive and expensive, the celebrities produce this shit about themselves all day so the content is endless, there are always attention seeking whores to point and laugh at, and the fact that people are successful or not has no rhyme or reason and it annoys me enough to say “stop supporting this terrible human being”….or whatever…. I would not say that Gabi Grecko is famous, but she’s trying to be as an aspiring musician…shewas a hooker, she seduced a millionaire john…like some Anna Nicole Smith, she fucked him like he never fucked before and brought him joy and excitement and clearly they both love the storyline and the attention, and I guess it’s pretty gutter and pretty funny…whether there is a nip slip or not..but there’s a nip slip…making it worth posting. Check out that Pepperoni… Here are some throwbacks of her nude
The world has been very critical of Larry Birkhead's apparent exploitation of his daughter, Dannielynn , accusing him of Anna Nicole Smith's life and death for goodwill. And, of course, for cash. But we've seen less of him, lately. The last time he was really on our radar was, what, when he went on Hollywood Medium ? Now he and Dannielynn — who is now 11 years old — are back in a video (below) showing their adventures together as Anna Nicole's daughter visits the land of her birth: The Bahamas. Anna Nicole Smith was a sweet woman who died too young. After an epic battle in which multiple men claimed paternity of her infant daughter, it was determined that Larry had fathered Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead. Larry hasn't always been viewed as the best father. Notably, he signed Dannielynn up for modeling when she was six years old . (In case you've forgotten, Anna Nicole herself was a troubled ex-model, and it's widely believed that she'd still be alive today if she hadn't been thrust into the spotlight as she was) Dannielynn is 11 years old, now. (Anybody else feeling super old?) And Larry Birkhead decided that it was high time that he take her on a trip to the Bahamas, where she was born. Whether he did it for Dannielynn or to get his face on camera again … well, that's hard to know. But the video's very sweet. In the video, Larry Birkhead does most (nearly all) of the talking to Us Weekly 's cameras as he and Dannielynn explore the Bahamas . “This trip back for Dannielynn is kind of special because she doesn’t really know a whole lot about the place where she was born.” That sounds like a plausible reason to go. “When Dannielynn was little and I used to bring her here, the people used to come out screaming, ‘The people’s princess Dannielynn is here,’ cause it was such a big deal about her birth here, and they embrace her and they come up and ask for pictures and stuff all the time.” Well, it's not Dannielynn's fault that a rich white child getting called a “princess” within the Caribbean is … awkward. Also, a couple of women did ask for a selfie. Larry talks about the wonderful things that Anna Nicole did with her wealth. “She was charitable and she did a lot of things for people that people don’t know.” She was, by all accounts, a total sweetheart. “I’m still getting these cards from kids that she supported overseas and they didn’t know she was Anna Nicole, but they’d come to have found out later.” That is precious. He takes Dannielynn to a pastel pink courthouse. The very courthouse where he won his paternity case. “I remember coming out of this door right here and they said, ‘You can take Dannielynn home to Kentucky or wherever you’re gonna move.’ And I came out, I was so happy.” Larry Birkhead tells the cameras about Dannielynn. “She likes scary movies, like her mom. She likes to do roller coasters and fun things like her mom used to.” She also has a beautiful smile. As for her current interests … they're very age-appropriate. “Dannielynn is more interested in wanting to be a YouTuber and make her own videos, so those are the types of things that she’s interested in.” She's beautiful and young and famous, which describes a lot of YouTubers. (We don't imagine that she's a horrifying racist like certain YouTubers have turned out to be) “I still have to warn her that, you know, your friend might have a YouTube account, but if you have a YouTube account that’s different, because people know who you are.” That is a somewhat clumsily worded version of very good advice. Honestly, if and when Dannielynn gets her own YouTube channel (what a gift that would be), comments might need to be disabled. There are some real creeps who would love nothing more than to upset a famous tween girl. Larry continues describe what it's like being Dannielynn's parent. “Sometimes you feel like a bodyguard, sometimes you feel like a chauffeur.” That's, well, that's what parenting is like. “It depends on what the day is. But my job is dad and I think I’ve done a pretty good job. She’s adjusted to it and she’s just a normal kid.” Dannielynn seems obsessed with her phone, which is relatable and age-appropriate. Here's the video in its entirety:
I can’t believe that at the end of last year, this Elizabeth Turner, a fresh college grad who had just moved to LA, hit me up asking me to feature her on my website, and I don’t think I did, despite thinking she was hot, because I am an asshole, but more importantly, because I knew her and her all american looks, and all american tits, would make it in the world of Guess?, like an Anna Nicole Smith or Charlotte McKinney, but less whorish and hotter… So I didn’t bother promoting her, it’s a thankless job even if I did, just ask Em Rat Cow…. But I did follow her, see her grow, and think…”I should have played this different”… So now, ignored by her as I message her incessantly about how we are friends, how I was there for her early on….I’m doing that post on her, probably not my first post on her since she’s blown up…but a post on her none the less reminding me of my failures in 2016 – that I will make again in 2017…and the wins…of all the other people I am connected to through social media…at least who I follow and who don’t follow me back – because they are users… All this to say, I like seeing people win, with tits like this, they were born winners.. The post Elizabeth Turner is Lovely of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I used to hate this Audrina Patridge chick. You know, when she had a job on a hit show and thought she was at the top of her game. She was overexposed in all kinds of magazines, turning down Playboy offers despite her fake tits, because she thought that it was only going to get better for her… But now that it hasn’t, seeing her unemployed and paying the paparazzi to follow her on the beach, cuz she still has a hot body, despite making babies with a dude who cheats on her…. All in efforts to have one more go at things, is almost desperate and depressing and that’s an aphrodisiac for me…especially since she’s got a hot body and half retard looking face… I guess this post is a little reminder to us all that she lives….not that we care….because if she was dead…we wouldn’t notice…it wouldn’t be any Anna Nicole Smith top story on CNN… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dopey Faced Audrina Patridge Post baby Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Amanda Bynes and her big breasts…looking all fat thanks to anti-depressants and not being on drugs….is far more boring than when she had her total fucking meltdown…because like most guys, I love when bitches lose their fucking minds, they are more fun to fuck, just so long as we don’t live with them or are married to them, because that shit makes for serious hell… I really appreciated her tabloid fodder, the antics she was pulling, the crazy shit she was saying and posting, the pics..pretty much the entire experience…I even liked when I was talking to her alias on twitter…she seemed like a good time…. It’s just not the same when I see her giving in to society…it’s like they took her fucking soul…But she’s still got tis, and I guess she’s not that child star she was…but rather some Anna Nicole Smith looking doughy cartoon character, who is just a week of skipping her pills away from being a real fucking good time…so here’s hoping for the return of the only AManda Bynes I appreciate.. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Amanda Bynes Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Someone posted this video of Behati Prinsloo being a zombie Santa because I guess making fun of one of the most iconic characters in the history of the Christmas spirit, you know the fat man in a red suit, that has nothing to do with Jesus, the birthday you’re supposed to be celebrating, when really he’s the one who was an actual zombie, while Santa was just a cartoon, but I guess her playing Zombie Jesus wouldn’t go over well…kinda like her marrying Adam Levine…since he’s the fucking worst…and no matter what she’s doing here…all I smell is his seed all over her…making her the fucking worse than the worst because she married the worst…if you know what I mean.
Nothing like a little or in this case big…very big…Kate Upton gunt busting out of her one size to small, but already huge pants….to celebrate the Holiday season and the Holiday weight you are going to put on with all the eating and drinking….only with Kate Upton, who got her start early, like 3 years ago, when her metabolism slowed down, her fame led her to eating, yet she is still the most searched model on the internet according to google, and google knows all, since dudes clearly like tits…even when they come with dumpy stomachs and asses…because they are able to mentally crop all that out…thanks to being blinded by tits…that aren’t even good tits…but that are big tits… All this to say is that this Anna Nicole Smith bootleg…is fat as fuck…for a model…and that I am pretty amazed…she’s still relevant…but I assume she won’t be for long…but maybe I’m just old school and girls spilling over their pants aren’t bikini models to me… Either way, she’d make a good Mall Santa you get to titty fuck…but she’s better, still fat, but better, when she’s in her self shot nudes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Since I’m a blogger and all, normally I try to avoid even thinking about running, because if you ask me, it’s a terrible habit right up there with smoking and wearing bras under see-through shirts. But I’m certainly willing to make an exception when it comes to these shots of my new crush Amy Willerton at the Virgin London Marathon. See, running may not be my thing, but Amy definitely is. Besides, I guess anything that can get hotties sweating in leggings can’t be all bad. Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I need to go take a nap. I’m exhausted after this. » view all 38 photos Photos: WENN.com
Yikes. Remember how I said Kate Upton was close to becoming the new Anna Nicole Smith ? Well, after these shots of her on her way into Jimmy Kimmel Live , I think she might already be there. Man, I really hope Kate’s able to turn this around stat, because you know how I hate to see a busty hottie go south. Anyway, in the meantime, here’s a surefire way to distract us all snarky bloggers while Kate gets her act together: show off more of that plump cleavage. Trust me, it works. Jessica Simpson ‘s been doing it for years. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
