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Kate Upton’s Funbags Deserve To Be Appreciated

I don’t know why people stopped paying attention to Kate Upton , but her and those giant funbags of hers still a total pants fire. And in case you forgot about that and got distracted by all the exciting new professional Instagram hotties out there, here’s your official reminder that Kate is still one of the finest busty bikini models working today, because IMO, these shots are way better than any wannabe Instagram bikini selfies. Enjoy!

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Kate Upton’s Boobs Returns

It’s been at least a month or two since I’ve done a new post on  Kate Upton , and I guess she was starting to get a little jealous and wanted to get my attention or something, because she just posted this awesome GIF of her awesome funbags. She must’ve accidentally sent it to all her followers instead of just to me, but that’s OK. I don’t mind sharing.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Topless For The 4th Of July

Sure Alessandra Ambrosio may not be American, but her supermodel fake boobs look made in the USA. » view all 17 photos              

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Kate Upton For The 4th Of July

Happy 4th of July. I’m pretty sure most of you will be offline and drinking some Bud, so make sure to stay safe and if you get any good bikini pics of hotties, make sure to send them over to me. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos          

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Kate Upton Does Naughty Britney

According to my sources, there’s an entire show on TV right now dedicated to celebrities lip-syncing. And I was all set to write some TV producer a congratulatory email about how they’ve finally managed to find something even lamer than Carpool Karaoke . But then I saw Kate Upton “perform” Britney and uh, yeah, nevermind. If you ask me, they should turn this into it’s own 24-hour channel. Encore!

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Is Kate Upton Expecting?

I have bad news for you guys! Kate Upton is either expecting or fat! I can’t tell by what she’s wearing at the “Operation Smile’s 2015 Gala”. I never found her to be much of a model, but her boobs went viral at a time when there was barely any social media platforms and blogs like this were somewhat relevant. But just like blogs. Kate and her big knockers are a thing of the past. All this to say is that Instagram models will eventually be forgotten too and that time will come when advertisers realize that 95% of these “influencers” don’t convert. And yes, when the money is gone, they’ll stop posting their titties. Anyway, back to Kate. Please lose some weight and make a comeback. Charlotte McKinney doesn’t bring me any traffic and no traffic equals no money.           Photos: WENN.com

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Plus-size Model Kate Upton’s Workout For W Magazine

Now that Kate Upton is the world’s most famous plus-sized model , it looks like she let W Magazine tag along to check out her workout. And I think I’ve finally figured out why Kate’s looking bigger these days. See, I may not know much about exercising (I’m a blogger, remember?), but I’m pretty sure she should be doing cardio, not weight training, if she wants to lose a few extra LBs. But lucky for Kate, I’ve got just the solution: it’s called the Tuna press, and it only takes 30-45 seconds a day. And yes, I’m available for private lessons. Call me! Continue reading

Kate Upton Is Now A Regular Chick

After I went ahead and posted those last few Kate Upton photoshoots , I figured that the world’s most famous busty blonde was back on top of her game. Then I saw these pictures of her looking like just another normal girl, not one of the so-called hottest models around. Apparently, she’s filming some new movie here, so either she’s a great actress and hair and makeup did one hell of a job, or maybe we’ve been wrong about Kate. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Kate Upton Busts Out For Guess

I know that whenever you see a new busty blonde model, people are always calling them the “next Kate Upton .” But as you can probably tell from this awesome Guess shoot of Kate’s, there’s just no substitute for the real thing. That said, if you ever find one, let me know ASAP. I know it’s pretty unlikely, but I figure the odds are still better than me ever convincing the real Kate to take me motorboating.

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Kendall Jenner’s Tasty Little Booty Show

OK, so I know that Kendall Jenner isn’t exactly as well-known for her booty as her fat-assed sister, but forget Kim . I’ll take Kendall in tight jeans over that chunky porn star any day. But you know, I think Kendall’s booty could be huge if she would just take me up on my three-step PR plan. See, first we put out some bikini selfies, then some lingerie selfies, and then finally, I get to put my filthy mitts all over it. That last step may not help her image, but it’ll do wonders for the Little Tuna. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading