Once again, I bring you Victoria Justice and her super hot sister in bikinis. I thought their vacation was over, but I forgot camera phones hold gigs upon gigs of data so that means they should have enough bikini pics to last for a very long time. I look forward to seeing all the updates.
A you know I’m a fan of all these Instachicks who look alike. You’ve got Dove Cameron, Jordyn Jones and a bunch others. I would put Peyton List in this group. I have a hard time telling who is who, but as long they all take bikini pics, it doesn’t really matter.
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Demi Sutra Has Some Polyamory Fun On Vacation Over at Erotica X Blanca Blanco Nipples in See-Through Top Bella Thorne in a See Through Top! Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Red Hot New Bikini Pics Nina Agdal Loves Getting Topless On Instagram Boob Play with Michele James! Madonna’s Brand New Butt True Detective/Banshee’s Lili Simmons Gets Ultra Bootylicious Victoria Justice is a Natural Beauty … read more
Dagny Paige is some girl from instagram with 45,000 followers, which I guess isn’t a lot compared to the other whores out there. She confidently tells people she’s a model, it’s a tactic to convince the world into thinking that she’s a model…and maybe her business as a model will be lucrative, making her instagram a glimpse into her model life… Well to those 45,000 people….here’s her tit they’ve probably been wanting to see in her slutty bikini pics…because it’s just a tit, that’s how they angle it…but it’s so much more than a tit…it’s a marketing tool..to get a higher level of being noticed….even in this era of tits everywhere.. The post Dagny Paige TITTY of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lea Michele, who I assume is a man – based on her man face, but who lives like a woman because that’s the era we live in, a genderless confused one, that I guess she was an innovator or early adopter of, because she knew she would have a better career, a lasting career, being a woman. She puts out bikini pics, she is engaged to a man of questionable sexuality, and she tries to sexualize herself as often as she can to reaffirm that she is in fact a woman…and I guess for all intents and purposes she is all woman…and by intents and purpsoes I mean for you to jerk off to your Glee fetish without me ruining for you – like she wants you to… But the real issue here is woman or not…she looks like a pile of shit, if she was a muppet…here’s her tube top bikini though! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post That Dude Lea Michele Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hilary Duff wore some leggings, like most girls do, especially if you’re like me and you like to hang out at the airport, even though you’re not going anywhere, but because you like leggings so much and 45% of women traveling wear leggings…you know a really committed to the leggings cause kind of fetish…that could probably be fulfilled at the grocery store, or anywhere, girls fucking love these things, like walking around naked….but in clothes…de-slutting the slut… What I like about them is simple, I can see the pussy definition and they make all asses, even fat asses, thanks to always being one size too tight look perky… I mean I stare at asses and thighs in leggings I could never fathom jerking off to, and loving them..because the clothing is so good… When looking at Hilary Duff those feelings come crawling out of my pervert soul and I’m not ashamed of it because I was not a Hilary Duff fan when she was a kid, I only got into her paparazzi pics when she was a thick mom…which is an even weirder fetish…I just how sturdy she is…fucking her would be like fucking an appliance…there’s magic in that.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hillary Duff’s Thick Thighs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Heidi Klum is in a bikini and it is safe to say that she’s either one of the early models of the Victoria’s Secret android program, that has had some software and hardware upgrades over the years or that she’s just a freak of nature or I guess that she focuses only on looking as good as humanly possible, like a german, disciplined…working out like an athlete daily, doing her whole face routine, fucking the souls out of young men…doing whatever other rituals she does… But I blame Eugenics.. She’d be first generation to the genetic engineering that went on in Nazi germany, her parents may have been the ones experimented on and created in a lab and she’s the first generation of their kids…and it is the only thing that makes sense when looking at her in a bikini…. More Bikini Pics Here: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Eugenics Heidi Klum in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lily Beckinsale is 18, but like her mom, Kate Beckinsale, she’s on some vampire shit and looks 20 years younger than she is, and when dealing with an 18 year old, that’s just fucking creepy, yet she posts the bikini pics anyway, because she’s a liberated woman and it is her right to put herself out there however she wants, she is empowered and I’m sure most of you are thankful of that…because of the whole looking 20 years younger than she actually is….this isn’t overly racy, but feels so wrong…then you have to remember that she know what’s she’s doing, her family is pushing her and she’s using her mom’s name because her Dad Charlie Sheen….has AIDS..or something… All these half naked attention seekers… The post Lily Beckinsale Does Bikini Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .