I used to hate this Audrina Patridge chick. You know, when she had a job on a hit show and thought she was at the top of her game. She was overexposed in all kinds of magazines, turning down Playboy offers despite her fake tits, because she thought that it was only going to get better for her… But now that it hasn’t, seeing her unemployed and paying the paparazzi to follow her on the beach, cuz she still has a hot body, despite making babies with a dude who cheats on her…. All in efforts to have one more go at things, is almost desperate and depressing and that’s an aphrodisiac for me…especially since she’s got a hot body and half retard looking face… I guess this post is a little reminder to us all that she lives….not that we care….because if she was dead…we wouldn’t notice…it wouldn’t be any Anna Nicole Smith top story on CNN… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dopey Faced Audrina Patridge Post baby Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Audrina Patridge has moved on from her days on The Hills . The 31-year-old gave birth to her first child with Corey Bohan three months ago. The new addition to the family is named Kirra. Audrina was a prominent figure on MTV’s The Hills . So much so that she actually appeared in more episodes than any other cast member. Throughout her time on the show, she clashed with many of the stars. It made for great TV, but she has now moved on to focus on her family. There’s only so many times you can argue with your besties on television before it gets too much. View Slideshow: 10 Best Moments from The Hills Patridge and Corey have been together for five years and are planning to get hitched. Thus far, he seems to be a much better guy than Justin Bobby. That wouldn’t be hard. The latest glimpse we got of Kirra was when Audrina’s sister, Casey took a sneaky picture of Audrina breast-feeding her. Usually people HATE when people take sneaky pictures of them. However, it seems that Audrina actually enjoyed it. It was a great mother-daughter moment. Did Audrina know that Casey was taking the picture? We’re not quite sure. Audrina opened up about her daughter in a recent blog post and she made it perfectly clear that she’s a great mother. “We are so incredibly lucky! Kirra is the happiest, most beautiful baby with a constant smile and lots of goo-ing and gaa-ing!” she wrote on August 24. “She loves giving Corey and I the biggest smiles, but I can’t wait until she giggles the first time — right now she gives lot of expressions but no noise.” “She sleeps 6-7 hours a night (only waking up once or twice) and is pretty laid-back (unless of course she’s hungry, has to burp, needs a diaper change or gets restless!).” With Kirra now getting grown up, Audrina and Corey are focusing on their upcoming wedding. The wedding will not have any of Audrina’s former pals from The Hills . Maybe The Hills was faker than we first thought and no one there were really friends. Audrina revealed the lack of peeps from The Hills in Fit Pregnancy and Baby’s July issue. “As far as friends go, we only invited the ones who’ve been there for us in the past year and who will continue to be there for us for the next 30.” “So, no one from The Hills made the cut. If we were doing a really big wedding, I’d invite them, but we’re keeping it intimate.” That’s got to sting a little for the people who consider her as friend from the show. What do you think about all of this? Hit the comments below! View Slideshow: Celebrity Breastfeeding Pictures: #Normalize It!
I don’t know if this is a legit story, but it makes for a good viral video concept, because people get really fucking mad when they see 8 or 9 year old kids getting drunk in public like they are fucking homeless…this happened in New Zealand and I don’t really care about the follow-up story because I am convinced it’s fully staged…but if it’s not…pretty amazing…but not as amazing as when I was fucking hookers and doing speed at 9. Beers is for amateurs.
Paulina Gretzky is showing some vagina definition…in a bikini and I don’t know if this is an old pic or a new pic…or even if I should bother caring or noticing Paulina Gretzky…because I hate hockey and everything it represents…and thus should hate the product of Hockey money, because if Wayne Gretzky was never Wayne Gretzky, like if he had an injury, he’d be working at Tim Hortons or some other Canadian shit, with a normal fat wife instead of the gold digger who shat this one out of her vagina… I think it is safe to say, Paulina Gretzky is spoiled, rich white trash, like Brooke Hogan, but I guess when staring at her vagina definition, who really cares about her personality flaws, it’s just too bad she’s not trashy enough to do the Kardashian sex tape hustle, something I like from rich girls who’s dads were too busy getting rich to hug them….it makes me happy.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is amazing, and as a guy who has a hateful relationship with catalog pics, you know because they consistently fucking suck, don’t inspire me in anyway and are just some babe in some shitty sweatshop made clothes photoshopped to shit, you know with really zero effort and with no sign of people stepping up creativity to make them good…but every once in a while Rosie Hungtington comes out half naked and all fucking lovely…and I can’t help but appreciate an otherwise depressing photograph…She’s that good even when she’s not naked or making Megan Fox Obsolete…
Someone told me that Audrina Patridge is now broken up with her leech boyfriend who she finances while he tries to fuck other girls..I don’t know or care if that is true, I mean this is Audrina Patridge, she may be rich thanks to her TV hustle, but still totally irrelevant and non-existent as a person…especially now years later… However, like all girls who break up with their boyfriends, she’s on a mission to get back out there, to get mail attention and to show off those fake tits her dad bought her at 16 as an insurance that she’d always be able to make a buck, because college wasn’t really for her, and fake tits were cheaper. I’m into it, because I guess part of me wouldn’t mind leeching of Audrina while trying to fuck other girls, like her last boyfriend…because working sucks…not that I have a job but you know what I mean.
