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Audrina Patridge Bikini Comeback Tour of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Someone told me that Audrina Patridge is now broken up with her leech boyfriend who she finances while he tries to fuck other girls..I don’t know or care if that is true, I mean this is Audrina Patridge, she may be rich thanks to her TV hustle, but still totally irrelevant and non-existent as a person…especially now years later… However, like all girls who break up with their boyfriends, she’s on a mission to get back out there, to get mail attention and to show off those fake tits her dad bought her at 16 as an insurance that she’d always be able to make a buck, because college wasn’t really for her, and fake tits were cheaper. I’m into it, because I guess part of me wouldn’t mind leeching of Audrina while trying to fuck other girls, like her last boyfriend…because working sucks…not that I have a job but you know what I mean.

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Doutzen Kroes and Behati Prinsloo: Hispter Supermodel Hotness

Posted on July 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Proving that even dressed like dumb hipsters, supermodels still look hotter than 99% of the population, here’s Behati Prinsloo giving some sweet tongue action to fellow Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes . You know, I’m pretty sure I once had a dream that started like this. Only it didn’t end with the two of them getting coffee and going their separate ways, it ended with them becoming the bread in a Tuna sandwich. Now that was a good night. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews

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I’ve Got A Slurpee For Audrina Patridge

Posted on July 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know I like to make fun of Audrina Patridge for always showing up to lame events nobody cares about, but I’m not going to do that here. Because everybody knows there’s no hotter event in Hollywood this month than 7-Eleven’s 86th Birthday Party. Whoo. I hope they at least gave Audrina a coupon for 2-for-1 taquitos or something to go along with the free Slurpee, because she definitely brought her A-game with this leg show. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos Related Articles: Audrina Patridge’s Nice Spandex Crotch A Bikini-clad Audrina Patridge Gets Dunked By Ellen Audrina Patridge Bongo Bikini Pictures Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention Photos: WENN.com

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Audrina Patridge Bikinis in Miami of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Audrina Patridge is in Miami and now that she doesn’t have a job, not that being on THE HILLS was actually ever considered a fucking job, she’s got plenty of time to make stupid twitter vacation montages, like she was a lonely housewife, and this was scrap booking, but that flaw in her strategy is that the PAPARAZZI WERE TAKING ALL THESE BIKINI PICS OF HER …making her artistic vision that looks like it was taken from the Facebook page of a handicapped 10 year old….which makes sense because that’s about the mental capacity Audrina has. If she really wanted to matter, or entertain her fans, that are probably in their 20s now, or a bunch of pervert dudes, she should focus on leaking nudes, she’s got the fake tits already, she might as well use them…wasn’t that the whole reason her dad bought them? TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nina Dobrev’s Bikini Continues of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Dobrev is up on the Audrina Patridge HOW TO MAKE YOUR VACATION LOOK LIKE YOU ARE 10 and RETARDED …but unlike Audrina she was clever enough to post a few bikini pics, because let’s face it, that’s all anyone wants to see. It’s like when I’m stalking vacation albums on Facebook, I don’t care about your fat friend being silly, or the lizard by the pool, or even the landmarks you visited, I don’t even like the bikini pics that are awkward and should have been edited out, I want all vacation pics, even if you’re fat, to be posed like a bikini model…I mean what the fuck are you girls thinking? Are you trying to get fans or dudes jerking off to you on Facebook or not…we can’t focus on your failures…. Here’s some little cunty brat from Canada and also from TV… living a better life than you…despite all that hard work you’ve put in at the plant all your life…kinda makes you feel like an asshole, doesn’t it.

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Courtney Stodden Barely Fits Into Her Daisy Dukes!

Posted on May 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Okay, it’s official: I’m a fan of Courtney Stodden . Sure, it’s still hard for me to believe she’s only 18, but you guys know I have a weak spot for Daisy Dukes, busty blonde nobodies and stripper heels. It’s my Kryptonite. Somebody help me out here though, does it still qualify as Daisy Dukes if you can barely see them, or is it called something else? Either way, enjoy. I know I will. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Audrina Patridge In Leggings Keeps Her Career Alive

Posted on May 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what Audrina Patridge has been up to lately, but we’ve been seeing even less of her than usual these days. And that’s too bad, because she’s always done a good job of keeping those 15 minutes of hers going with a well-timed cleavage or leg show. So in the interest of helping Audrina keep her career alive, here she is in a pair of leggings. And if this doesn’t do the trick, I think it might be time for the two of us to talk sex tape. Call me, I’m willing to help out any way I can. Related Articles: Audrina Patridge’s Nice Spandex Crotch A Bikini-clad Audrina Patridge Gets Dunked By Ellen Audrina Patridge Bongo Bikini Pictures Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention Photos: FameFlynet

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Audrina Patridge Pants Off for Stndrd Mag of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember mentally challenged, retard, Audrina Patridge from the worst MTV had to offer, back when MTV felt the world was filled with mindless retards and shoving this kind of garbage down their throat would shut them up and make them consume products from their advertisers….something that I am sure they still feel, but that luckily Audrina Patridge and her shitty show isn’t a part of, because they are the fucking worst….and despite being the fucking worst, in everything she does and represents, from teenage implants to being a fame whore…she does have a pretty great body when you strip her down and get her posing, even if her face is a little inbred.

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Audrina Patridge Knows How To Dress

Posted on March 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that I used to rag on Audrina Patridge for being willing to show up to a 10-year-old’s birthday party as long as it had a red carpet and a photographer, but now I realize I might’ve been a little too hard on her. Maybe it’s just because we haven’t seen her in a while, or because she’s currently busting out of her top at whatever lame benefit gala this is, but I think I was taking Audrina for granted. We shouldn’t be making fun of her for showing up at boring no-name events, we should be thanking her for using her cleavage to make them more exciting. Lesson learned. » view all 17 photos Related Articles: Audrina Patridge’s Nice Spandex Crotch A Bikini-clad Audrina Patridge Gets Dunked By Ellen Audrina Patridge Bongo Bikini Pictures Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention Photos: WENN.com

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hot Friend Needs Attention

Posted on November 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m sure you’re all well aware by now that Alessandra Ambrosio is just about the hottest MILF in Southern California, but after seeing these pictures, I’m way more interested in finding out who her hot play date is. So if anybody knows, send me an email. Because I don’t know about you, but one look at those legs, and it was love at first sight. P.S. Just to be clear here, I’m talking about the girl in white, not the one on the bike, you pervs. Related Articles: Alessandra Ambrosio Deserves A Real Man Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Alessandra Ambrosio Topless And Wet In Arena Magazine Alessandra Ambrosio Lingerie Pictures Photos: PacificCoastNews

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