Mario Testino is some creepy fashion photographer who managed to get out of PERU and into the prestigious, pretentious, obnoxious, elitist fashion world….where “creatives” collectively got paid ridiculous amounts of money to do cocaine and pretend to be artists….even though art doesn’t really exist and it is all just commercial nonsense that requires self absorbed egos to try to polarize from their 5 million dollar “ARTIST” loft…fuck off.. Well, along with being accused of sexual misconduct, the real art form of photographers, from at least 18 people publicly….many are dudes cuz I guess he’s a queer…not so surprising that a dude with money and ego at the top of his industry is going to use that to get pussy or man pussy – but they say that it is wrong – even though it seems to be pretty human based on the number of creeps out there… He has a series, that I guess is what he thinks is high concept, of models in towels after showers on shoots….you know that real and raw moment or whatever. We’ve posted them over the years as they come up but we’ve decided to release them over a few posts if we remember because why not. Alexa Chung Amanda Seyfried Ann Ewers Barbara Palvin Bella Thorne Bianca Balti Cami Morrone Candice Swanepoel Cindy Crawford Doutzen Kroes JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Top 10 Towel Series Sluts Part 1 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Doutzen Kroes is a mom of a bunch of kids… She’s been fired from Victoria’s Secret for over a decade now…yes she’s old… She spends her policing her DJ husband and baby daddy, not because he’s black, that’d be racist to say that a black person needs to be policed… He needs to be policed because his model wife he married is old as shit in model years, is zero high profile now that she’s been ousted and forced to retire….a fraction of who she was when they met… He needs to be policed because being a 40 year old DJ who makes millions in Ibiza is still someone 20 year old hot chicks want to fuck…and replacing DOUTZEN would be easy. She lacks confidence, knows she is old, and posts butt shots for praise but that butt looks like a mom butt cuz it is one…..maybe it’s time for another hobby… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Doutzen Kroes Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
A bunch of models took their tops off for fashion for Elle Magazine…like the sluts that they are…. Look at these sluts in dramatic poses, some far too old for this, behaving like low level sex workers…but spinning that storyline from being desperate to being art thanks to the magazine they are in….you know a commercial bullshit entity funded by advertisers…real fucking high concept…you idiots….it is all a lie, all a scam, a variation of porn that is hard to jack off to, but that is still inappropriate….not decent in an era where we are trying to find our morals and family values again…at least according to the American Christian radio I love to listen to because it’s hilarious… Here are the pics, they suck, I know. ANJA RUBIK NAOMI CAMPBELL DOUTZEN KROES GISELE BUNDCHEN JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Tits Out for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The Met Gala is the event that happens each year when all the celebrities wear dumb outfits and show off their tits.. here is our round-up and I’m not talking about the class action lawsuit against Monsanto..I am talking about a bunch of pics of idiots who think they are important because they got an invite to humor a bunch of socialite New Yorkers who paid the 35,000 dollarr ticket price to attend the event. It is interesting what becomes a cultural event, or an exclusive event, that they appear to let in a lot of non-exclusive people, like some of these women would probably suck your dick for 20,000 dollars….which isn’t all that expensive…. I know that as much as I consider myself a fashionista in my soiled sweatpants and obesity, I’d never want to be involved or participate in this shit….not that I have an option, but I like to think if there ever was an invite, I’d have to turn it down…..just looking at these idiots makes me hate everything about this shit… Here’s the tits….CLICK MORE….TO SEE THEM ALL….CUZ IT IS A MEGA…..not a MAGA post….as anyone who can make it there…was there….including Rat Cow’s Belly Button…which I guess was a huge deal for her Belly Button…to be gutter instagram trash invited to such a trendy and exclusive event…she must really think she matters…even she’s like a Straight to DVD actor of the DVD era….thank god she fucked KANYE all those years ago before the BLURRED LINES VIDEO….other trash was there too…and here they are. Amber Valletta with the deepest cameltoe the MET has ever seen… Em Rat Cow Very Scary Belly Button… Zoe Kravitz with her tits out.. Ashley Graham Almost Pussy Flash.. or Gunt Flashing.. Bella Hadid you know when she walked in the caterer screamed HIDE THE CHEESE!! Camila Mendes Tiny Hands… Joan Smalls in some see through shit showing nipple… Camila Morrone almost pussy flash… Candice Swanepoel Cultural Appropriation and Leprosy Arm.. Cara Delavigne Nipple Pasties.. Emma Roberts Still Hot..remember her nip slip ? Celine Dion Crypt Keeping… Charli XCX piss stained dress… Chloe Moretz Still not hot… Dakota Johnson Must be on her period.. Doutzen Kroes..boring.. Dua Lipa With the Tits… Elle Fanning Trying.. Emily Blunt..boring.. Alicia Vikander Boring.. Emma Stone Still Ugly.. Gal Gadot Cultural Appropriation, somebody call PADMA Gigi Hadid Finally Muslim in her Hijab… Hailee Steinfeld is whatever.. Hailey Baldwin Thong… J Lo Trying to prevent the aliens from stealing her brain and pushing her tits together… Karlie Kloss Street Hooker.. Katy Perry still not killed off.. Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner’s Fake Tits… Kim Kardashian The Wet Look.. Kristen Stewart Still Queer… Lady Gaga in her Panties..and her 15 minute strip tease… Lili Reinhart in shorts… Lilly Collins is pretty hot… Lily Rose Depp not showing off her hard nipples… Lucy Boynton is hot… Madeline Petsch Side Boob… Maria Sharapova is still around.. Miley Cyrus cant close her mouth cause her veneers too big… Naomi Campbell with the stripper tights… Nina Dobrev Short Skirt… Rita Ora with her big tits probably not invited… Rosie Huntington Whiteley kinda hot… Sara Sampaio taking a break from fishing off the docks on the hudson to show up… Serena Williams in running shoes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post MET Gala Nonsense Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Doutzen Kroes Middle Aged Bikini Pics of the Day Doutzen Kroes just keeps holding on, I guess this is what that love song was all about..because at 35, she’s had better days behind her…and at 35 her husband and baby daddy has like Victorias’ Secret…found better pussy…tighter pussy…not a mom of two kids pussy….I mean sure he loves her…you know that’s his wife and mom of his kids..but he’s a touring DJ…FUCK 18 Year Olds…. Right? This is some billshit catalog pics, I hate bullshit catalog pics…but here they are…cuz hate fuels me…or some shit. Not really…but I have no other reason for this post. The post Doutzen Kroes Middle Aged Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lady Grabs Blind Guy’s Dick Radio Show Robbed at Gun Point… Aquarium Leak! Cop Saves Dude Just a Man and his Cat Cop Pushes Dude to the Ground First Male Rapper to Get Breast Implants… The post Pantsless Woman on Drugs VS Cop and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
When a genetically modified future human – who was created in a lab by her weird gay biologist dad – and sold off to the modeling world of panty modeling – because he selected all the best traits for her when genetically modifying her.. Well, they have now taken her to learn golf… It’s like watcing an AI finally come into it’s own, before it violently dies of cancer from being a fucking creature created in a lab…instead of one created by your God, your lord and savior…the invisible man who is anti-abortion…. The post Josephine Skriver’s Golf Fetish Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Doutzen Kroes is 75 years old in Model years…maybe 80… So when she puts out things like this in her retirement from Victoria’s Secret, I wonder if it is because she can’t let go of what once was, you know the greatest years of her life. Dealing with peaking at 20 is rough on anyone, where do you go from there. Or is it her attempt to get her husband to fuck her, instead of all the groupie girls he’s out there fucking, because 20 year olds don’t mind 45 year old DJs who are married to ex-VS models….giving him all the options in the world for better pussy than the one this bitch is spreading for her instagram…. Either way, seems desperate and like any scavenger, I love desperation. The post Doutzen Kroes Wants You to Remember Her of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
What the fuck is Jennifer Lopez / J.Lo up to…. She’s filming a movie, that she is probably making stupid money on, and she’s showing off her 50 year old body in a bikini, that looks pretty fucking ripped…thanks to photoshop, make-up, or all the cosmetic procedures that these whores do to stay as hot as possible…. She spends her days in the gym, she has a chef and budget to have handlers control every calorie she eats….but she’s still breaking the fucking rules with this bikini action cuz girls over 30 aren’t supposed to wear bikinis…they are usually married moms…not things anyone wants to jerk off to… Yet thanks to finances, ego, hollywood tactics…J.Lo may be a bikini THOT from instagram you jack off to today….and you know what….I am sure she fucking loves that. Otherwise, she’d retire on her pile of money…..rather than try to make more… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez 50 Year Old Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The saddest thing about these Doutzen Kroes paparazzi pics she probably called the paparazzi to document whilst in Miami…..is that they didn’t get her fisting herself.. It’s like the first scene of the porno, without the follow-through… The old as fuck bikini model who no longer bikini models clearly knows the tricks of the trade….like fisting your own ass to keep your DJ husband who has pussy thrown at him all day interested…but her lack of letting us all see it…you know keeping some things sacred…or baiting us…is just fucking rude…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Doutzen Kroes Anal Play on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
