Paris Hilton is mad at the Abortion ban, not because she’s affected by the abortion ban, by this stage in her life she’s already menopausal and had all the abortions she’ll ever have….not because men have no right to decide how women run their body…she’s mad about the Abortion ban because she eats abortions for the stem cells to stay looking at 27 as she can for as long as she can…and she’s made it to 40 so it’s not so bad… What is bad is that after a decade of her taking the back burner to her Kim Kardashian prodigy, she’s decided to start making an appearance again..boring… But her nipples are out, not quite a Rick Solamon fucking her scene…but a nipple pasties scene and that’s ok… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paris Hilton Nipple Pasties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
A bunch of models took their tops off for fashion for Elle Magazine…like the sluts that they are…. Look at these sluts in dramatic poses, some far too old for this, behaving like low level sex workers…but spinning that storyline from being desperate to being art thanks to the magazine they are in….you know a commercial bullshit entity funded by advertisers…real fucking high concept…you idiots….it is all a lie, all a scam, a variation of porn that is hard to jack off to, but that is still inappropriate….not decent in an era where we are trying to find our morals and family values again…at least according to the American Christian radio I love to listen to because it’s hilarious… Here are the pics, they suck, I know. ANJA RUBIK NAOMI CAMPBELL DOUTZEN KROES GISELE BUNDCHEN JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Tits Out for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Gisele…someone I’ve always thought was a Brazilian trans who catered to Victoria’s Secret’s needs because she never got her period – so no BLACK OUT DATES….and who catered to TOM BRADY’S needs, cuz pro athletes are queer and shower together in some gay fucking brotherhood, so having a hot chick with a dick satisfied him enough to start that family…with that fake pregnancy bump….to perpetuate their lie… They are really fucking rich and really rich people are weird… She’s out there for Vogue, doing the luxury surfer thing that she does, because I guess she’s Brazilian and they surf….all oiled up and looking fit and hot because I guess Men age better than Woman…or something… She’s looking good to me and I don’t think she ever looked good. I guess my old makes me easier to please, less judgemental…and menopause isn’t a bad thing cuz she’s that old – assuming she’s not TRANS…which I don’t assume…but in either case you can cum in her…and that’s pretty alright. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gisele Bundchen Tits for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s some Gisele showing off where her dick once was before the tape job, in some sexual position you know Tom Brady likes to ride her cock like the bitch he is….pretending she’s a woman, cuz she pulled that whole model thing…when we all know that Victoria’s Secret obsession with brazil was Sex Tourism and trannies…. Perfectly timed, to ride that Tom Brady Hype…and whether you’re a Patriot fan or not, you know that fucker is annoying, paid too much and it’ll be nice to see him fucking lose… So here’s his wife and “mother” to his children cashing in, riding that wave…for their kids’ future or some shit. The post Strategically Timed Gisele Smut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Many people out there may think Gisele Bundchen is the perfect female specimen. But in a new interview and a new memoir, the world famous model admits that her life has been anything but perfect. Three years ago, for example, Bundchen tells People Magazine that she quietly underwent a procedure that she almost immediately regretted, going under the knife for a breast augmentation due to her uneven boobs. They changed shape and placement due to 18 months of breastfeeding her son, Benjamin, and her daughter, Vivian. “I was always praised for my body, and I felt like people had expectations from me that I couldn’t deliver,” the 38-year old tells the aforementioned publication, explaining in more detail: “I felt very vulnerable, because I can work out, I can eat healthy, but I can’t change the fact that both of my kids enjoyed the left boob more than the right. “All I wanted was for them to be even and for people to stop commenting on it.” In her new book, Lessons: My Path to a Meaningful Life , the typically private superstar confesses that in 2015, she gave in to the above vulnerabilities and got a boob job. “When I woke up, I was like, ‘What have I done?’ I felt like I was living in a body I didn’t recognize,” she writes. “For the first year I wore [baggy] clothes because I felt uncomfortable.” Thankfully, Gisele received never-ending support from husband Tom Brady, she explains: “He just said, ‘I love you no matter what’ and that I looked beautiful. This was definitely another lesson: What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. But I wish I would have learned that a different way.” Elsewhere in the very personal interview, Gisele says that she experienced a panic attack 15 years ago, just as her career was taking off. It took place during a turbulent plane ride, but it didn’t stop there. The episode led her to develop a fear of tunnels, elevators and various enclosed spaces. Bundchen then had more panic attacks, including in her own home… and eventually contemplated suicide because the anxiety was just so difficult to tolerate. “I actually had the feeling of, ‘If I just jump off my balcony, this is going to end, and I never have to worry about this feeling of my world closing in,'” Bundchen tells People. Gisele sought professional assistance and was prescribed Xanax, but says didn’t want to become reliant on the medication. So she chose to change her eating and drinking habits and turned to yoga and meditation to combat stress. “Things can be looking perfect on the outside, but you have no idea what’s really going on,” the supermodel tells this magazine, concluding: “I felt like maybe it was time to share some of my vulnerabilities, and it made me realize, everything I’ve lived through, I would never change, because I think I am who I am because of those experiences.”
Despite being convinced that Gisele Bundchen was a man, that Tom Brady was a Queer, that together they trolled the world like the psychopaths they are, no one gets as rich as they are without being manipulative monsters with no morals or values, and Gisele in a pregnancy prosthetic is something that would hardly cost that much if you were a tranny lover trying to hide your tranny loving because your Boston fans are a bunch of blue collar working, beer drinking, Catholics who don’t like trannies… I’m going to assume she’s a woman….and in a bikini…even if Gender as a concept is a construct of the patriarchy to keep women repressed……or some shit… There’s this grey area of having a female body, being in female clothing, that dick or not, makes you woman enough to stare at since we’re not the ones on all fours begging you to bang us up our man cooters…. We’ll call this “woman-enough”. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gisele Bundchen Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Tom Brady fans masturbated to a video of him baking carb-loaded biscuits for his family Christmas, because Christmas is about the cheat day, not that he ate any of them….his wife wouldn’t allow it…she needs him in top form earning money to pay for their stupid rich life….Tom Brady fans are weird, but then again, I think all sports fans are weird, sports in and of themselves are the most homosexual thing you can be into…man on man kicking a ball perversion… But now they can jerk off to his lingerie model Brazilian wife in an issue of Vogue…in her underwear like a good little Catholic Brazilian…who I am pretty sure was born with a dick, but who was at least decent enough to semi retire yet still earn more money than any other model…thanks to being married to a football star in America, which is like being married to a god. A homo tranny loving, tight pants, humping dudes after showering with dudes, while other dudes look on…GOD. The post Gisele Bundchen for Vogue Japan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
As expected, Floyd Mayweather defeated Conor McGregor Saturday night in a fight that was far more entertaining than it had any right to be. Of course, now that his career in the ring is over, Mayweather will likely spend the rest of his days engaged in the other kind of battle he’s become famous for. No, we’re not talking about the many incidents of spousal abuse he’s been arrested for over the years. We’re talking about the odd, passive-aggressive verbal sparring between Floyd and random celebrities that seems to take up much of the boxer’s time. The most high-profile example in the past year saw Floyd getting dissed by former friend Justin Bieber , who decided to cut ties with the Money Man as a result of Mayweather’s ungodly ways. (Strip clubs and Moet don’t jibe with the Biebs’ newly Bible-thumping lifestyle.) Now, Floyd is in a tift with another talented, but widely-despised pretty boy. And amazingly, he’s found a frenemy who might be even more universally-disliked than Bieber. Asked about his celebrity friends in a recent interview, Mayweather stated that he and Tom Brady are pretty much besties. “That’s a close friend of mine. Tom Brady is a very, very close friend,” Mayweather said. “An unbelievable guy with unbelievable talent…he’s a great guy. Actually, Tom Brady texted me yesterday.” In case you didn’t get the point that he and Tom are bros for life, Mayweather continued: “We have a cool friendship. He texted me and asked me ‘How’s everything going?’ And I texted him back: ‘Everything is cool, how you doing? How’s the family?’ And he said, ‘Everything is going A-OK.'” Wow, sounds like they’re pretty tight. Unless, of course, you ask Tom Brady about his supposed BFF. Fortunately, that’s just what a pair of Boston radio hosts did this week, and the results were hilariously awkward. After repeating that he’s only met Floyd “a couple of times,” Brady responded with a curt “no” when asked if he and Mayweather are friends. “No, I met him a couple of times,” Brady said, clearly dying to move on to a new topic. “I think he’s a great fighter. That was a great fight the other night.” We hate to side with Floyd on … well, on anything, really, but Mayweather is probably telling the truth here. TMZ is reporting that Floyd was spotted video conferencing with Brady during a press conference just before his fight with McGregor. For boxers, every fight is one of the biggest days of their life, so if they’re video chatting with you the night before, you’re probably more than just some dude they met a couple times. In all likelihood, the Patriots QB is just trying to manage his public image after the debacle that ensued last summer when the world learned that Brady and Donald Trump are friends . Anyone who watched the Deflategate press conference knows old Tom Terrific isn’t the most media-savvy guy on the planet but watching that guy who used to make inappropriate comments about your wife at cocktail parties become the most powerful man in the world is enough to teach anyone a lesson.
After a stirring night of performances, Dancing With the Stars’ results sent TWO couples home last night on Hollywood Night on ABC. Coming off of last week’s Dancing With the Stars results , nothing could compare in terms of shock value … but did the right duos go? Let’s break down the routines in ascending order: Bonner Bolton and Sharna Burgess (Western/Paso Doble): The first routine of the night was not its best. In fact, it was its least great. For a guy who turned a lot of heads early on (and not just for groping Sharna ), he’s yet to recapture the magic of a bona fide contender. Score: 29/40 David Ross and Lindsay Arnold (Sci-Fi/Salsa): The MLBer looked just a little out of step with his partner at times during their salsa. Like Bonner, Ross shows flashes of brilliance, but probably not nearly enough to hoist up the Mirror Ball trophy in a few weeks’ time. Score: 32/40 Nick Viall and Peta Murgatroyd (Action/Argentine Tango): Give Nick credit, because as shameless as he is, dude’s got some talent! Week in and week out he legitimately tries to improve, and darn if he hasn’t turned in some of the better routines of the week lately. Score: 34/40 Nancy Kerrigan and Artem Chigvintsev (Romantic Comedy/Tango): Not the most exciting routine, and performing early, that matters. It’s easy to get lost among later performances with the “wow” factor, though Kerrigan’s grace, charisma and technical abilities reign. Score: 36/40 Simone Biles and Sasha Farber (Silent Film/Charleston): Sasha did a great job integrating gymnastics into this one, and she #NailedIt. Score: 37/40 Rashad Jennings and Emma Slater (Horror/Paso Doble): The NFL star not only got into character, but excelled technically too. Score: 37/40 Normani Kordei and pro Val Chmerkovskiy (Foreign Films/Argentine Tango): After Heather Morris’ elimination , would she be next?! After all, the Fifth Harmony singer is the best remaining in the eyes of many observers, so the way things are going, she’s in danger! Fortunately, the highest score earned immunity this time – no doubt a response to last week’s debacle – and she got it with a perfect one. Not that Heather is too happy about this rule change a week too late, but probably a keeper if we’re doing this one-night-a-week format. Score: 40/40 The six couples without immunity then entered into a dance-off which, as we saw in the elimination of Heather, may not matter at all. In any case, Simone topped Nancy, Rashad beat David, and Bonner ousted Nick as fans and the judges picked a winner in real time. And now, the Dancing With the Stars results … Normani Kordei, who was immune, Simone Biles, Rashad Jennings, Bonner Bolton and David Ross made it through to the next round. That means Nancy Kerrigan and Nick Viall have danced for the last time on ABC. At least until Nick finds his way back onto next season. What do you think? Did America (and the judges) get things right this week, or should Nancy have advanced to the semifinals? Discuss! View Slideshow: Dancing with the Stars: 9 Most Shocking Eliminations
The 2017 MET Gala was a chance for celebrities from all across Hollywood to put their best fashion foot forward. It was also a chance for Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez to walk their first red carpet as a couple. And the same went for Selena Gomez and The Weeknd. From fresh romances to long-time marriages, check out the twosomes who posed arm-in-arm for photographers at this big event in The Big Apple now… 1. Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez at 2017 MET Gala Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez are red carpet official, following this appearance at the 2017 MET Gala. 2. Selena Gomez and The Weeknd at the MET Gala Selena Gomez and The Weeknd made their attractive red carpet debut at the 2017 MET Gala. 3. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds at 2017 MET Gala Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds looked like their typically beautiful selves on the red carpet of the 2017 MET Gala. 4. Chrissy Teigen and John Legend at 2017 MET Gala Chrissy Teigen and John Legend went white and black for the 2017 MET Gala, as you can see here. 5. Serena Wiliams and Alexis Ohanian at 2017 MET Gala Check out that baby bump! Serena Wiliams and Alexis Ohanian walked the red carpet at the 2017 MET Gala. 6. Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen at 2017 MET Gala Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen turned heads and looked amazing in New York at the 2017 MET Gala. View Slideshow
