This 22 year old Kitrysha who is a half Italian half Filipino is on another fucking level of perfect…or should I say pervert…posting up some heavily racy content in photoshoots that not only celebrate her tits like a typical young instagrammer trying to make it – but also her pussy. It’s fun for me to watch this shit, not just with Kitrysha, who you can email at kitrysha@gmail.com…..but with all these girls who are posting what they think is high concept art…or hipster art…through photohoots but that are not far off what we all used to jerk off to in Playboy in the 80s and 90s of girls who got fucking paid a lot to pose like that…and they are doing it for FREE…cuz it’s about the higher purpose or something. I don’t have the answers…I just have these pics and they are fucking brilliant…she’s hot, she knows how to pose, and amazingly is not a sex worker…but a model…. The world is mental. The post Kitrysha Hot Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Despite being convinced that Gisele Bundchen was a man, that Tom Brady was a Queer, that together they trolled the world like the psychopaths they are, no one gets as rich as they are without being manipulative monsters with no morals or values, and Gisele in a pregnancy prosthetic is something that would hardly cost that much if you were a tranny lover trying to hide your tranny loving because your Boston fans are a bunch of blue collar working, beer drinking, Catholics who don’t like trannies… I’m going to assume she’s a woman….and in a bikini…even if Gender as a concept is a construct of the patriarchy to keep women repressed……or some shit… There’s this grey area of having a female body, being in female clothing, that dick or not, makes you woman enough to stare at since we’re not the ones on all fours begging you to bang us up our man cooters…. We’ll call this “woman-enough”. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gisele Bundchen Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Cotdamn…another couple bites the dust. Sharon And Ozzy Osbourne Announce Divorce According to TMZ Reports : Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have split up … at least temporarily … and they are now living apart … multiple sources tell TMZ. Sources connected with the couple tell TMZ … Sharon is currently living at the Beverly Hills Hotel, while Ozzy is living at a rented home several miles from the Bev Hills Hotel. There were reports … they were not living in the family home because of renovations, but that is not the case now … they are living separately. As far as we know … there are no plans for divorce … at least not now. Sharon and Ozzy have been married for 31 years and have 3 kids. Seriously? Divorce after 31 years?? Who the FAWK is gonna change old azz Ozzy Osbourne diapers now?! Image via WENN
Has Jason Flemyng let the cat out of the wildly anticipated bag? In an interview with Hey U Guys at the UK Seven Psychopaths premiere, the actor was asked about working again with good friend and director Matthew Vaughn. On Star Wars Episode VII , perhaps? Hey, it’s possible, Flemyng replied… before quickly realizing that he may have revealed a bit too much. Watch his reaction now and then decide: Will you be happy if Vaughn does, indeed, end up behind the camera? Jason Flemyng Reveals Star Wars Episode VII Director
He’s an Oscar nominee and an all-time great Saturday Night Live host. She’s a seven-year old beauty pageant contestant who dines on deer and sketti. But Christopher Walken and Honey Boo Boo will forever now be linked, thanks to a pair of hilarious viral videos, both courtesy of ScreenJunkies.com. In response to Walken, Colin Farrell and Sam Rockwell promoting their film Seven Psychopaths by reciting lines from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo , June Shannon and her daughter sit down below and do the same for classic Walking films. Watch and laugh now as Honey enters the world of True Romance and Pulp Fiction : Honey Boo Boo Makes Like Christopher Walken
While I hate to quibble over the details, Martin McDonagh ‘s Seven Psychopaths really contains only six of the nutjobs promised promised in the title — unless you want to count the main character, Marty ( Colin Farrell ). Marty, an Irish screenwriter living in Los Angeles who likes to drink but wouldn’t say he has a drinking problem (though others might disagree) and considers himself an observer of the increasingly and often hilariously crazy events that unfold in the film. But the film, which is half ’90s-style violent comedy and half an meta-critique of that genre, makes a pretty good case for writing as its own breed of pathological behavior — one that tends in its nature to be solitary and that leads you to prey on the experiences and stories of others, to assimilate them as your own to tell. Seven Psychopaths is set in a bright, rambling Los Angeles in which even the people who aren’t employed in the film industry know how to give notes. Marty is working on a screenplay also titled Seven Psychopaths , though mostly he’s staring at a blank page and getting sloshed. His best friend Billy ( Sam Rockwell ), an unemployed actor who makes cash on the side by kidnapping dogs with his partner-in-crime Hans ( Christopher Walken ) and then returning them to their grateful owners, tries to provide support, while his girlfriend Kaya (Abbie Cornish) stews in exasperation. A series of events involving a masked man who’s been killing mobsters and leaving a jack of diamonds as his calling card, a stolen Shih Tzu and an ad in the LA Weekly brings all the inspiration Marty could want into his life and a lot more. Despite his chosen subject matter, Marty claims “I don’t want to do another film about guys with guns in their hands.” Instead, he’d prefer something about love and peace. McDonagh, an acclaimed playwright as well as a filmmaker, has fewer qualms about the appeal of gleeful carnage and wild-eyed swagger, though he also explores the balance between wanting to create something universal and profound and taking a less complicated joy in things blowing up. As a mixture of bloodshed and philosophy, Seven Psychopaths is a step up from and a smoother ride than McDonagh’s 2008 feature debut In Bruges , which also starred Farrell and which studied the interactions of its two gangsters for meaning like they were tea leaves. In its Adaptation. -esque interrogations of its own developments — Marty’s thoughts on where his screenplay is going echo what’s happening in the movie, and he and Billy tussle for control over what type of ending they’re going to get — Seven Psychopaths presents a clever if largely surface-level argument about cinema as art versus cinema as a delivery system for more immediate gratification. Despite Marty’s wishes, it’s the immediate gratification aspects of Seven Psychopaths that win out, by way of the jubilant gore, the crackling verbal back-and-forths and the fact that the cast is stacked with actors who in any other film would be playing the scene-stealing oddball but here raise the ensemble average to something deliciously quirky. Even Farrell, as the least wacko of the men, is interesting — the Hollywood preener toppling into destruction. Walken, playing the mild-mannered, cravat-wearing Hans, cranks up his signature inflection and transforms every other sentence into an odd laugh line. Woody Harrelson, as insane dog owning gangster Charlie, is amusingly and smirkingly scary, following rules that only he understands. Tom Waits turns up as Zachariah, a man who carries around a pet rabbit and who has a hell of a story to share, while former Boardwalk Empire co-stars Michael Pitt and Michael Stuhlbarg pop in for a thoroughly enjoyable discussion of eyeball shooting. But it’s Rockwell’s demented Billy, grinning like a jack-o’-lantern through the escalating chaos, who reigns over the film’s greatest moment when he offers up a suggestion for a climactic scene in Marty’s movie that uproariously fills the screen as he narrates and provides sound effects. Set to a score by Carter Burwell that takes breaks for tunes like P.P. Arnold’s “The First Cut Is The Deepest” and Linda Ronstadt’s “Different Drum,” existing in a start contrast from what’s unfolding on screen, Seven Psychopaths is a ball. But there is a hollowness to some of its self-critiques: when Hans tells Marty “your women characters are awful,” with little to say and usually meeting a bleak end, he’s offering the same jab at the movie he’s in. That doesn’t change the fact that it’s true. And given the Tarantino-worthy antics the characters get up to, the musings about what these things all mean sometimes seem just that — empty musing. Marty may be offered a vision of how violence can transcend into something more powerful, but the movie he’s in can’t quite follow the same path. It’s a good thing that psychopathy is so entertaining. Follow Alison Willmore on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
This trailer’s worth a look just for the scenes with Christopher Walken at the 1:45 mark. He stars as “Hans” in Martin McDonagh’s upcoming dog-napping caper, Seven Psychopaths , and there’s something remarkably satisfying about watching Mr. “More Cowbell!” refusing to acquiesce to a shotgun-wielding tough-guy (played by Zeljko Ivanek) as if he were engaging in a sixth-grade playground stand-off. The movie is about a struggling writer, played by Colin Farrell, who finds himself in a whole lot of trouble after his friend, out-of-work actor and moonlighting dog-napper Sam Rockwell and his partner-in-crime (Walken) make off with a canine that belongs to a brutal gangster. Not sure about Tom Waits role, but also shows up in this trailer stroking a bunny. McDonagh’s In Bruges , which also starred Farrell, was such a tightly constructed black comedy that I’m really looking forward to this one. Watch it on YouTube.