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I’ve Got A Slurpee For Audrina Patridge

I know I like to make fun of Audrina Patridge for always showing up to lame events nobody cares about, but I’m not going to do that here. Because everybody knows there’s no hotter event in Hollywood this month than 7-Eleven’s 86th Birthday Party. Whoo. I hope they at least gave Audrina a coupon for 2-for-1 taquitos or something to go along with the free Slurpee, because she definitely brought her A-game with this leg show. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos Related Articles: Audrina Patridge’s Nice Spandex Crotch A Bikini-clad Audrina Patridge Gets Dunked By Ellen Audrina Patridge Bongo Bikini Pictures Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention Photos: WENN.com

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Audrina Patridge In Leggings Keeps Her Career Alive

I don’t know what Audrina Patridge has been up to lately, but we’ve been seeing even less of her than usual these days. And that’s too bad, because she’s always done a good job of keeping those 15 minutes of hers going with a well-timed cleavage or leg show. So in the interest of helping Audrina keep her career alive, here she is in a pair of leggings. And if this doesn’t do the trick, I think it might be time for the two of us to talk sex tape. Call me, I’m willing to help out any way I can. Related Articles: Audrina Patridge’s Nice Spandex Crotch A Bikini-clad Audrina Patridge Gets Dunked By Ellen Audrina Patridge Bongo Bikini Pictures Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention Photos: FameFlynet

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Audrina Patridge Knows How To Dress

I know that I used to rag on Audrina Patridge for being willing to show up to a 10-year-old’s birthday party as long as it had a red carpet and a photographer, but now I realize I might’ve been a little too hard on her. Maybe it’s just because we haven’t seen her in a while, or because she’s currently busting out of her top at whatever lame benefit gala this is, but I think I was taking Audrina for granted. We shouldn’t be making fun of her for showing up at boring no-name events, we should be thanking her for using her cleavage to make them more exciting. Lesson learned. » view all 17 photos Related Articles: Audrina Patridge’s Nice Spandex Crotch A Bikini-clad Audrina Patridge Gets Dunked By Ellen Audrina Patridge Bongo Bikini Pictures Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention Photos: WENN.com

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Breaking News! Kate Hudson Is Busting Out

When I first saw these pictures of Kate Hudson at the amfAR Inspiration Gala, I thought maybe she’d finally been inspired to get that new set of boobs I always used to hear rumors about. I’m not used to seeing this much cleavage from Kate, and I know how girls always like to show off when they get something new. But after a little further inspection, I don’t think that’s the case. Still, no complaints here. I’ve never been a huge fan of Kate, but I do love cleavage. I think I’ve seen just about every movie it’s been in. » view all 18 photos Related Articles: Kate Hudson’s Ass Needs To Be Paddle Surfed Kate Hudson Bikini Pictures Kate Hudson Isn’t Fooling Anyone Kate Hudson’s Breasts Are HUGE! Photos: WENN.com

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Audrina Patridge’s Hotness Is Hard Work

I think I’ve finally figured out what Audrina Patridge does for a job these days — she shows up to red carpets and looks hot. It makes perfect sense; it’s easy work, and it lets Audrina make the most of her “talents.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen her miss a day at the office. So that got me thinking: I’m pretty sure I need to organize a red carpet leading into my bedroom. I wonder if Audrina’s available to work nights. » view all 15 photos Related Articles: Audrina Patridge’s Nice Spandex Crotch A Bikini-clad Audrina Patridge Gets Dunked By Ellen Audrina Patridge Bongo Bikini Pictures Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention Photos: WENN.com

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Melissa Satta Bikini Catwalk

I don’t watch soccer because everyone knows a real man’s sport is hockey, but soccer players get the best tail. Here is Kevin-Prince Boateng ‘s hot piece Melissa Satta showing off her bikini body at an event in Milan. Guys do yourself a favor, look him up and then punch yourselves in the nuts really hard because if a guy that ugly can have his way with a girl this hot, we’re all useless failures and don’t deserve to have genitalia.

Audrina Patridge Shows A Little Sideboob

I still can’t figure out what Audrina Patridge does these days, other than show up to movie premieres in an attempt to trick people into believing she’s still famous. And Audrina was at it again at the Los Angeles premiere of End Of Watch , flashing a little side boob and some leg. It’s not a bad gig, I guess, but if she needs some extra work, I could always use an assistant. Audrina will have to show a bit more skin than this though. I’m a real stickler for dress code. » view all 15 photos Related Articles: Audrina Patridge’s Nice Spandex Crotch A Bikini-clad Audrina Patridge Gets Dunked By Ellen Audrina Patridge Bongo Bikini Pictures Audrina Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Need Attention Photos: WENN.com

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Audrina Patridge Drops Some Solid Cleavage

I’m not sure what Audrina Patridge has been up to since her crappy show went off the air, I’m sure it’s riveting, but I’ve always liked her perfect fake breasts so I’m going to keep posting shots of her regardless. Here she is at some crap I don’t care about, looking pretty damn good with her cleavage all hanging out. I wouldn’t mind seeing her in a few of those dresses she’s showing off. The tighter the better.

Adrianne Curry Needs To Put On Makeup Quickly!!!

Normally I’m all for Twitter pictures of Adrianne Curry , mostly because she always seems to be wearing tiny little outfits, but I’ve got to say these are not looking good. Well, that’s not entirely true, her face isn’t really looking good, the rest of her I quite enjoy. Seriously, no makeup? I expect more from my Twitter models. Luckily that extra large dose of cleavage is making everything a whole lot better. What were we talking about?

Audrina Patridge Works Her Leather Shorts

I don’t know about you guys, but I happen to like a former reality TV star in leather hot pants. I can’t be the only one. Here’s Audrina Patridge , seriously she does nothing now, walking the streets yesterday in he sweet little leather short shorts and pretty solid see through-ish tank top. I like it. Obviously my favorite part of the whole thing is the fact that she’s got some great fake breasts on her, I think that’s everybody’s favorite part, but she’s also working those long legs so… Everybody wins.