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Nicki Minaj and Beyonce have a Video of the Day

Beyonce and Nicki Minaj are releasing a song for Tidal, which is Jay Z’s failed app that everyone was talking about last week, and I guess it would only make sense that he do what he knows best and that’s get star studded people to endorse it…especially when one is his wife and business partner and the other is Nicki Minaj, a puppet trying so hard to find authenticity in the hip hop world…even though we know, like Drake, behind that “hood” accent and speech is an educated person who knows how to speak normally, you know like a modern day Ali G…with big tits and a fake ass… All this to say…they are eating burgers in the video and that’s enough excitement for one day… The post Nicki Minaj and Beyonce have a Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Willa Holland Laying In Bed of the DAy

Willa Holland was the sister on the OC, people wanted to fuck her harder than she was Micha Barton….Now she’s on some Canadian produced shitty TV show that I am sure a bunch of Virgin Losers watch – like you since you are a virgin loser and since it is based on some kind of nerd comic….. She exists in the entertainment world for the same reason most people exist in the entertainment world…raw talent…and by raw talent I mean her stepfather was Brian De Palma…who you may know as the director of Scarface…and who probably has a huge list of “friends”..in the industry…who could appreciate her raw talent… I guess lucky for her, she wasn’t one of the teens that the industry passed around as a sex object, because apparently, the child sex rate is higher in producer offices than any school principal, janitor or bus driver’s office combined.. Not that any of that matters, I mean everything in life is based on who you know, and if I was a stepfather with any access, I’d get you the easy money too…because easy money just makes sense when your life objective is hookers and booze..and easy money just makes sense because working fucking sucks….. The post Willa Holland Laying In Bed of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Marks & Spencer Lingerie of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is amazing, and as a guy who has a hateful relationship with catalog pics, you know because they consistently fucking suck, don’t inspire me in anyway and are just some babe in some shitty sweatshop made clothes photoshopped to shit, you know with really zero effort and with no sign of people stepping up creativity to make them good…but every once in a while Rosie Hungtington comes out half naked and all fucking lovely…and I can’t help but appreciate an otherwise depressing photograph…She’s that good even when she’s not naked or making Megan Fox Obsolete…

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Comeback Tour of the Day

Someone told me that Audrina Patridge is now broken up with her leech boyfriend who she finances while he tries to fuck other girls..I don’t know or care if that is true, I mean this is Audrina Patridge, she may be rich thanks to her TV hustle, but still totally irrelevant and non-existent as a person…especially now years later… However, like all girls who break up with their boyfriends, she’s on a mission to get back out there, to get mail attention and to show off those fake tits her dad bought her at 16 as an insurance that she’d always be able to make a buck, because college wasn’t really for her, and fake tits were cheaper. I’m into it, because I guess part of me wouldn’t mind leeching of Audrina while trying to fuck other girls, like her last boyfriend…because working sucks…not that I have a job but you know what I mean.

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Mother Sees Underage Daughter In an Ad for a Stripclub….of the Day

Here is a story of a mother who saw her underage daughter on an ad for a stripclub, because working as a stripper makes a hell of a lot more money than working the mall food court…especially since kids grow up on the internet and see that the real stars aren’t the bitches on TV and in Movies, but the girls in porn, cuz guys actually jerk off to them….and when you come from a broken home where your morals and values allow you to work in a stripclub at 16, that’s pretty much all you want in life and since it paysit’s fucking bonus…. I was listening to teens talking about sex on a radio show since I don’t have a TV last night. It didn’t really excite me. They were talking about Prom night and a whole lot of other bullshit that wasn’t hot, and reminded me that teenagers who go to Prom are teenagers who aren’t worth trying to fuck, you need the gutter girls who pretend they are 18 so that when the cops come knocking, you can plea ignorance, cuz I don’t know about you, but I never ID the bitches I try to fuck, usually cuz there’s no time before the roofies wear off. Yeah, that was a shitty joke, don’t worry, I’ve got tons of them.

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