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Behati Prinsloo is a Zombie Santa of the Day

Someone posted this video of Behati Prinsloo being a zombie Santa because I guess making fun of one of the most iconic characters in the history of the Christmas spirit, you know the fat man in a red suit, that has nothing to do with Jesus, the birthday you’re supposed to be celebrating, when really he’s the one who was an actual zombie, while Santa was just a cartoon, but I guess her playing Zombie Jesus wouldn’t go over well…kinda like her marrying Adam Levine…since he’s the fucking worst…and no matter what she’s doing here…all I smell is his seed all over her…making her the fucking worse than the worst because she married the worst…if you know what I mean.

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Behati Prinsloo is a Zombie Santa of the Day

Danielle Lineker Bikini Bottom Ass of the Day

Here is another UK Glamour Model you’ve never heard of, I’m talking serious low level lingerie model, who pretty much probably did one or two shoots in lingerie, to give her that title for when she was at the bar and could use it to pick up people more famous than her low level bottom feeting career…which led to her marrying some footballer named Gary Lineker and taking his name so everyone knows it…She’s virtually a nobody, bit in a white bikini bottom, and white bikini bottoms, often see through, allowe me to size up labia….a hobby of mine that I can’t do nearly often enough and here are some of the pics of her…

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Danielle Lineker Bikini Bottom Ass of the Day