Tallia Storm is a Scottish singing scam that was put together by her parents…or her mother who was an egotistical Publicity chick who knew how to do low level internet marketing – and probably saw all these vine stars make millions of dollars and all these youtubers get TV show deals and saw all these tweeters on tweeter twitter get book deals and figured “I can make my daughter my portfolio piece”…and put her together, get her the press, and some singing lessons and convince her to go to events for the paparazzi with her tits out…because people like young tits… BUT as we’ve learned – they also like ass…so here is the ass, of the girl…who doesn’t want you to think she’s just tits, but instead diverse, interesting, new, fresh and exciting, even when it’s just the same old hustle.
Megan Fox is still around… She got a piece of the action from what was a popular, but trashy, but popular lingerie company in the Paris Hilton days of relevance, especially around Halloween… They fell off hard, clearly bad marketing direction that killed them, then they sold off and continued to make bad marketing decisions by hiring a washed up mom of 3 with another washed out person…who is OLD…and who no one cares about…so I don’t get how this happened, why it happened, how it happened, but I hope the person got fired and when they get out of the contract…the idiot signed because he was a groupie of Megan Fox…weird… This is beyond weird… SHE ALSO LEFT THE GYM IN TIGHT PANTS… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER LEAVING THE GYM CLICK HERE The post Megan Fox in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Elizabeth Elam is some instagram model who is willing to get naked like all girls on instagram…they all get fucking naked… I guess she’s doing this for her portfolio..or for art….or for followers…or because she’s an exhibitionist…and these nudists do whatever they can….I wonder if men will stop following these slutty girls in efforts to pretend they aren’t perverts…you know put that perversion back in the closet, even though you’re just supporting feminism and women empowerment…you know.. I guess it worked because she booked a campaign with Turkish Airlines and Tony Kelly back in 2016 – that included her showing her tits for some LA / NICE france flight…you know with some 60s or 70s France titty vibe…. Reminding us that Europe, even Muslim Turkey, is more laid back when it comes to tits than America, which probably makes girls like Elizabeth Elam happy, it validates her Titty modeling as legit rather than shameless…. The post Elizabeth Elam Naked for Turkish Air of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Please enable Javascript to watch this video Complex Magazine paid me every month for 8 years to link them – before they sold to Hearst Media…. They basically paid for the server of this site by paying me every month for 8 years to link them…. So in ways, it’s all COMPLEX’s fault that this site exists, so if you feel the need to sue me for calling you fat or making fun of your movie or ego – please direct all lawsuits their way – because since Complex Magazine stopped paying me – I’ve been forced to a life of drinking rubbing alcohol and eating discount potato chips from the dollar store…since no one else wants to support this mess I call home…bastards… I guess they’d rather spend their money on really theatrical and weird masquerade photoshoots with Mariah Carey photoshopped into some kind of clown, or some kind of cartoon, but she’s always had a bit if a cartoon vibe to her…with that weird face…and big tits and craziness that only a billionaire could love and try to marry because it looks good on the portfolio of things they’ve stuck their dick in….you know on some Richie Richie – they have everything and always have because that’s how they were raised….unable to relate to other people – might as well lock in a super celebrity – it seems to make sense, especially after having dated that nobody sugarbaby Miranda Kerr… I guess what I’m saying is that shoot’s not hot to me, but may be hot to you if you’re into 45 year old superstar “divas” from the 90s…when life was simpler for you…. TO SEE THE VIDEO AND STORY CLICK HERE The post Mariah Carey for Complex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
My ongoing, boring, unfunny, but I keep saying it joke about Bella Thorne, the star of the Florida stage family with a dozen kids, of whom this is the only one who has any celebrity, is that she’s 40 and actually the stage mom, trying to show her ugly hipster kids how to make it, all you have to do is pretend to be 17…turn 18…and wear your bikini and no one will ask questions…you know frustrated at her daughter’s failing at getting dads to jerk off to them because they are forced to watch the shit tv, she took it upon herself to prove a point that even at 40, you can play a 17 year old people will love if you wear a push up bra… Because of that push up bra and that pretending to be 17 turning 18, Bella Thorne is all the rage right now, at least that’s the way it seems if you accidentally read all these shitty blogs, but I don’t think she’s anything special, her social media is a 5 on 10 in excitement, her career is a 5 on 10 in excitement and the only reason anyone really even notices her is because the industry is putting money into her as they need a young reliable babe who guys like to carry shitty movies and TV shows…so why not make it this one… They make her get to the events, they call the paparazzi, they tip her off on the type of content she needs to produce and they maximize the little celebrity they have and build off it…with their tits… The reason I like this picture, or why I am posting this picture, is because it reminds me of an 80s mall shoot wives for their husbands, or young aspiring models do for their portfolio, something she had done when she was actually 18, 22 years ago, all cheesy in the cheesy studio…but when I looked closer…it wasn’t really that at all..i’ll post it anyway, since everyone loves this bitch… TO SEE HER IN RIPPED JEANS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne’s Mall Photo Studio Inspired Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Genevieve Morton is the busty South African model who is probably pushing 30…. She’s never really gone fully viral, because I guess America likes their silly hug boobs to be on American girls…it’s just speaks to the fertility of the land of opportunity, or something…it’s like when a midwestern corn fed girl has tits…it’s speaks to the American zeitgeist….this is what American men of all ages grew up loving… So a white African, who I am sure Black South Africans are really into for how well they were treated all these years over the diamonds and other natural resources of the coutnry….don’t really have the same impact as a Kate Upton… But that doesn’t stop this one, in fact, the older she gets, the more naked she gets, saying “Look at me, I’m here”…even though when compared to what else is out there…it’s almost amazing she’s still getting in the magazine that virtually created her as it is the only work she seems to have ever had…Sports Illustrated… Now I am a believer, and feel that Genevieve Morton has the ability to be a great force in the world, doing more than playjng the elf in a Christmas movie, or in porn…just as soon as the reality check of “you’re not that important” sets in…because a model made humble…is a model worth supporting…but then again, if she was smart, she’d take her portfolio to a rich husband to get knocked up because rich guys live swimsuit models. #blooddiamonds The post Genevieve Morton for Galore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sophie Simmons is a model…and she goes to events in see through shirts..for the paparazzi…because she’s got huge tits, and huge tits are meant to be seen… Apparently, she’s also overweight, and has always been overweight, but seeing as she’s Gene Simmons the billionaire from KISS’ daughter, which has nothing to do with her ability to become a model…as people would totally hire her without her being from KISS…right….all these celebrity rich kids who were on TV because of their family…establish themselves on their own…without their connections…or their last name… It’s all them…and in Sophie’s case…ALL OF HER….is A LOT of her…but I think there’s something lovely about her, TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sophie Simmons See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elizabeth Elam is some instagram model who is willing to get naked like all girls on instagram…they all get fucking naked… I guess she’s doing this for her portfolio..or for art….or for followers…or because she’s an exhibitionist… All this is so repetitive, but naked…and naked is great…and I can’t help but think that some dude’s figured out how to get every girl in the world to want to get naked in public for everyone to see…like it was a class field trip and the girls on the bus were flashing cars going by…but the internet version which lives forever if you missed it.. Maybe flashing is in our DNA code….because as desperate as it may be…I still stare. VIA P Magazine The post Elizabeth Elam Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gabriela Cruz is apparently a model and she’s naked…which is pretty much standard for models these days…if you don’t get naked, you tall skinny bitch, you’ll never make it in LA, or wherever the fuck these were shot, because no fashion brand likes a girl who doesn’t have at least one titty pic in her portfolio book, it shows that they aren’t flexible, open minded, or stupid enpugh to believe a photographer when he tells her that he’s making “Art”…because anyone with half a brain knows art doesn’t exist and is instead a massive fucking scam… I’ve never heard of her, but I wonder if she’s Penelope Cruz’s bootleg sister who moved to LA…in hopes of being famous on her own…because Penelope can’t have all the family glory..or maybe Cruz is just a pretty spanish name, and there are probably 10,000,000 CRUZ’s in the world….not including TOM…and she’s just some tits making art…getting famous…who cares. The post Gabriela Cruz Naked for Erez Sabag of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is CLARA SETTJE , she’s a model out of New York…part of Trump Agency, which I guess is Donald Trump’s strategy to recruit new wives….and she’s naked for some photographer named Matteo Montaro and as someone who loves models who get naked for the sake of getting naked and building her portfolio so that she can become the next big thing…so I guess that means that me Clara is my girlfriend…
